TFW working from home

My work is still open.

I stand on a platform, a box comes along on a belt, I give it a glance, press a button and it moves on.

nah if anything this might lead to a baby boom if more things shut down and people stay inside

Yeah, it really is an eye opener into just how shitty parents today are. At least I get off of work at 3, I get all holidays plus vacations, good benefits, and a pension so it all works out.

That’s your legacy. Millions of years of evolution, the blessing of life, one chance for all eternity to do anything you want. And you stare at boxes. For a living. Every day.

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>Baby boom
You're unironically correct, women are baby brained right now and I'm completely fine with the Tsunadre treatment.
Blessed times, sling your hook.

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roughly how much a year are you making

He’s a teacher so he’s making peanuts. No idea why they’re trying to pretend the job is even remotely tolerable, probably trolling.

>Repairman in NYC
>Travel to apartments, hotels, offices and businesses.
>Still have to show up and can only call out if I'm sick
>Boomers in charge too stupid to know what a carrier is
>Probably a carrier by now

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I get More ill lol
I get 1485 a week all in I get £500 spend

This, I work a commercial repair trade (in mostly skyscrapers) in a busy city that has already been hit by corona. My boomer boss didn't even know what Corona was or that it was very prevalent in my city until yesterday. I'm pretty sure I either already have it or am going to get it in the next couple of weeks just because of how active my workplaces are

I'm gonna try and survive on 3 bucks a day for the next few weeks and use the remainder of my neetbux buying stonks on the dip. Wish me luck lads, see you in Monaco.

The Children of Coronachan

>Do basic data entry shit
>Can't automate my job because I need to go through hundreds of websites to find information on products to add to ours and companies that manufacture the products are a bunch of retards who won't give me info in an easy to read format.
Shit sucks man

This but unironically. Used to work in warehouses, don't anymore. Nothing else about my life has improved but I'll take it. Escape any way you can factoryfreind.

$40k. It's not much, but I live in an area with low cost of living, so it's enough for me to live comfortably on my own.

That seem decent, not a whole hell of a lot at all but if you're working with high schoolers with at least some level of maturity it might not be that bad

This sucks.
>uni closed for whole semester
>no motivation
>barely have room to study at home
>no class waifus
>legs hurt
>eyes hurt from looking at phone and laptop all day
>no unlimited gym
>no unlimited food
>will probably get worse grade cause of lack of energy

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thats really good, what do you do?

>wagies try to force me to live by their standards my entire life
>now they have to live by mine
>can't even survive a few days in the most comfy lifestyle

this is based beyond comprehension

look at me

i am the normie now

I think I finally understand why normalfags are so baffled by my neet existence now. It's not just the fact that they consider me lazy etc but they literally can't comprehend how someone could live without constantly leaving the house and socialising. this lifestyle is so alien to them and theirs to mine

that's why I'm not even phased by the coronavirus stuff, I've trained my mind to withstand months of solitude, years of staying in my room and keeping myself sane and entertained. The average normie would lose their mind in 48 hours, I'm confident I could do it for a decade if I had to

>tfw I work in a grocery store so I'm dealing wth the blunt of this bullshit

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>be me
>artist, musician, writer
>can just create my own entertainment

You gon git it

This online class shit is just gonna be even worse

if the internet gets cut off you'll be climbing the walls.

its a bittersweet vacation being back home and just playing vidya all day

not with all my books, comics and mangas I wont

>work in the operating room at a hospital
>Only work 3 12 hour shifts a week and already spend like 4-5 hours of my shift sitting in the break room on my phone and watching TV because usually after 6 or 7 the place has died down and all surgeries are done
>Now all elective cases are being so I will get to spend even more time doing nothing in the break room
>Even when I do work and there surgeries I spend most of the case sitting down on my phone in the corner behind a computer
Thank you for making my easy job even easier Corona. I think I night start bringing my laptop in to work for now.

my brother. 1500 boxes coming in wednesday for a 4 maybe 5 guy crew. god help us.

just put a podcast on you whiny baby

>Nooooo I have to do my job!! Oh god help me! The horror! Why, oh why?!

this
nothing has changed except all of my motivation to work is gone

>imagine
I already do that and have been for years, welcome to the comfort zone bro

What do you mean you wont have to grade anything? Are you going to just come back and tell the parents and your boss you didnt have to?

>unemployed for 1 and half month
>haven't even signed up at the unemployment agency
>do nothing but watch kinos, tv and shitpost all day
>i've lost control of my life

>2 terabytes of movies
>home studio that I make music in everyday

doubt it

This

I've been a neet for 8 years

>he thinks i rely on internet for everything
I have a guitar. I have a piano and a thousand dvds. Nice try though normalnigger. But without the internet you wouldnt be able to tweet or post on your facebook or instagram and you would kill yourself

I'm comfy as hell sitting in front of my work laptop while I play vidya for 8 hours a day.

same

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Ive been training for neet since middleschool. Ive been alone and isolated myself from people since then

damn bro, my longest NEET periods have been around 1 year

can't image the inertia u got going rn

It truly is a special time to be a teacher.

My school just closed for 3 weeks. It feels so fucking good to not have plan or grade. I already took care of all my chores over the past 3 days so now I get to stay at home enjoy myself for the rest of this break. I have a feeling I'm going to have to design online classes that will need to be ready at the end of these 3 weeks though.

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>be a mailfag
>still deliver court notices and junk mail to niggers all day

it's not a choice. I'm mentally ill and anytime I try do anything like study or get a job I have complete mental breakdown. It's either slowly go insane being a neet or quickly go insane in the outside world and end up in an institution

>be teacher
>year is cancelled
>still getting paid

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I hate public school teacher so much. Lazy apethetic drones.

Your schools are going to close for the year, 99%. Texas ones are starting it today.

>lazy

lmfao

>half of my co-workers on leave
>feeling weird
>mfw

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We babysit and borderline raise your kid through the worst years of their lives. We have almost no room for promotion/raises, and get zero respect in current culture.

Any DECENT teacher is getting fucked. Sure there are shitty ones, but there aren't many shitty teachers that stick around long term.

>already work from home
>already making more $
covid can stay around a while