>OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A REFUND RIGHT NOW YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A BONE CHILLING SLOW BURN HORROR KINO DEVOID OF CHEAP INFANTILE JUMPSCARES!!! THIS PIECE OF CRAP FLICK HAS A JUMPSCARE IN IT! IT CAUSED ME TO SPILL MY SOI LATTER ALL OVER MY BOYFRIEND JAMAL!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A REFUND RIGHT NOW YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A BONE CHILLING SLOW BURN HORROR...
Samuel Reed
Jackson Taylor
who are you quoting?
Ian Jones
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David Phillips
>who are you quoting?
Carter Jones
This is the result of rampant unchecked virginity.
Nolan Gonzalez
>who are you quoting?
Jayden Wright
wait, are you telling me you didn't like
THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM
Andrew James
>>OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this but unironically
>I WANT A REFUND RIGHT NOW
this but unironically
>YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A BONE CHILLING SLOW BURN HORROR KINO DEVOID OF CHEAP INFANTILE JUMPSCARES!!!
this but unironically
>THIS PIECE OF CRAP FLICK HAS A JUMPSCARE IN IT!
this but unironically
>IT CAUSED ME TO SPILL MY SOI LATTER ALL OVER MY BOYFRIEND JAMAL!!
this but unironically
Elijah Anderson
...Anonymous
03/16/20(Mon)16:24:43 No.130844060
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This is the result of rampant unchecked virginity.
...Anonymous
Landon Jenkins
We know how the story ends yet we keep coming back.
Asher Morris
>This is the result of rampant unchecked virginity.
Wyatt Wright
>who are you quoting?
Oliver Adams
>We know how the story ends yet we keep coming back.
Henry Cox
>This is the result of rampant unchecked virginity.
Logan Bailey
>>OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>this but unironically
>>I WANT A REFUND RIGHT NOW
>this but unironically
>>YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A BONE CHILLING SLOW BURN HORROR KINO DEVOID OF CHEAP INFANTILE JUMPSCARES!!!
>this but unironically
>>THIS PIECE OF CRAP FLICK HAS A JUMPSCARE IN IT!
>this but unironically
>>IT CAUSED ME TO SPILL MY SOI LATTER ALL OVER MY BOYFRIEND JAMAL!!
>this but unironically
Carter White
Threads like this are the reason we're the laughingstock of 4channel. We're a complete and total joke.
Tyler White
>Threads like this are the reason we're the laughingstock of 4channel. We're a complete and total joke.
Jace Williams
>Threads like this are the reason we're the laughingstock of 4channel. We're a complete and total joke.
Mason Sanchez
>Threads like this are the reason we're the laughingstock of 4channel. We're a complete and total joke.
Zachary Murphy
why am I laughing so hard
Samuel Brown
Remember when Yas Forums used to do cool things like fuck with Scientolgists? Now all we do is post Feels Guy with glasses and a beard being sad/mad.
Camden Nguyen
>why am I laughing so hard
Logan Rivera
On the contrary, threads like these are the reason why Yas Forums is one the most frequented boards on Yas Forums
Juan Turner
>why am I laughing so hard
>Remember when Yas Forums used to do cool things like fuck with Scientolgists? Now all we do is post Feels Guy with glasses and a beard being sad/mad.
Dylan Martinez
Burnt out dopamine receptors retards.
Camden Lopez
I'm based
Isaac Reed
>Remember when Yas Forums used to do cool things like fuck with Scientolgists? Now all we do is post Feels Guy with glasses and a beard being sad/mad.
Juan Sanders
>On the contrary, threads like these are the reason why Yas Forums is one the most frequented boards on Yas Forums
>Burnt out dopamine receptors retards.
>I'm based
Lucas Carter
do this post, bitch
Joseph Wilson
>do this post, bitch
Oliver Hughes
Stop posting this unfunny garbage. There's nothing wrong with a man acting a little bit feminine. Let this idiotic meme die like it should have years ago.
Dylan Bennett
Only mental illness can explain what is happening in this thread.
Elijah Davis
>Stop posting this unfunny garbage. There's nothing wrong with a man acting a little bit feminine. Let this idiotic meme die like it should have years ago.
>Only mental illness can explain what is happening in this thread.
Zachary Clark
that's right
now do it again, pick a nice picture from your folder with it, bitch
Aiden Ramirez
>Burnt out dopamine receptors retards.
Levi Robinson
>Only mental illness can explain what is happening in this thread.
Grayson Gray
KNWRITSO92
W
A
B
Jordan Wilson
>KNWRITSO92
>W
>A
>B
>that's right
>now do it again, pick a nice picture from your folder with it, bitch
Adam Young
Good doggy. So obedient.
Nicholas Foster
nice
now do it again, my slave
David Peterson
>nice
>now do it again, my slave
>Good doggy. So obedient.
Alexander Bell
By quoting this post I acknowledge that I suck dicks and pic related is my face when I do it.
Lincoln Nguyen
these threads arent funny
stahp
Kevin Lewis
>who are you quoting?
Lucas Richardson
again, my whore
Christopher Brooks
Why is it that “soihorror” posters can’t post 10 good horror movies?
Jacob Butler
>By quoting this post I acknowledge that I suck dicks and pic related is my face when I do it.
Julian Jones
>these threads arent funny
>stahp
>again, my whore
>Why is it that “soihorror” posters can’t post 10 good horror movies?
Justin Brooks
LOL YOU GAY
Justin Cruz
it's not even funny I don't get it. You guys are fucking retards.
Aaron Collins
Good dog. Come to my side, boy. Be a good boy if you want a treat.
Brandon Perez
Because there aren't any good horror movies
Nathaniel Hughes
It’s like a never-ending nightmare that I don’t want to stop dreaming. ▶
Aaron Kelly
Ahyuck! Another bearded soijack thread ahyuck yuk so funny am i right fellow incels?!!!!!! More chicken tendies pleassse!!!!
Jacob Wood
>it's not even funny I don't get it. You guys are fucking retards.
Nolan Wood
again
Justin Wilson
My high school sweetheart and I went to see Shrek when it came out (really, not trying to reference anything) and she wanted to get us an Icee and told me to get the seats since she’s pretty aggressive when it comes to movie seating. So I put her purse and coat in the seat next to me and some kid comes over and throws her stuff on the ground and plops down. I told him to move and he said “lose your feet, lose your seat” so I get up and slap him a few times. Not hard, but kinda audible. He starts crying and screaming for his dad and I realize I might have made a tactical error, so I grab her shit and power walk/jog to go get her. She’s walking with a giant Icee and two straws, which I thought was cute but I grab her and tell her we gotta bail. The kid’s dad finds me and starts telling me to stop, so I turn and tell him his son looks like a faggot and is gonna have cocks in his mouth before he’s fifteen. Yes, I watched Slapshot a metric fuckton, one of my favorites. My girlfriend starts asking me what I did, because it’s always my fault of course, but I tell her keep moving.
She makes fun of me about that to this day. I can’t watch Shrek of see those cringe compilation reaction images without seeing that kid’s face.
I did not get a refund either.
Jason Baker
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Jose Hall
Whoever made this image is very cool and handsome
Leo Watson
Then what is the designator of “soi” for?
Carson Nguyen
HEY WOJAKSPAMMER(S)
I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME THAT YOU COULD SPEND EARNING MONEY, IMPROVING YOUR SKILLS, FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS OR ANYTHING THAT COULD ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR LIFE HAPPY
Jacob Ward
It's not supposed to be funny, it's a documentary.
Evan Edwards
Based thread. God I LOVE soijakposters.
Josiah Bell
John Torres
>he says as he's wasting his time posting on Yas Forums
Connor Ross
>LOL YOU GAY
>Good dog. Come to my side, boy. Be a good boy if you want a treat.
>Because there aren't any good horror movies
>It’s like a never-ending nightmare that I don’t want to stop dreaming. ▶
>Ahyuck! Another bearded soijack thread ahyuck yuk so funny am i right fellow incels?!!!! More chicken tendies pleassse!!
>again
>My high school sweetheart and I went to see Shrek when it came out (really, not trying to reference anything) and she wanted to get us an Ice and told me to get the seats since she’s pretty aggressive when it comes to movie seating. So I put her purse and coat in the seat next to me and some kid comes over and throws her stuff on the ground and plops down. I told him to move and he said “lose your feet, lose your seat” so I get up and slap him a few times. Not hard, but kinda audible. He starts crying and screaming for his dad and I realize I might have made a tactical error, so I grab her shit and power walk/jog to go get her. She’s walking with a giant Ice and two straws, which I thought was cute but I grab her and tell her we gotta bail. The kid’s dad finds me and starts telling me to stop, so I turn and tell him his son looks like a faggot and is gonna have cocks in his mouth before he’s fifteen. Yes, I watched Slapshot a metric fuckton, one of my favorites. My girlfriend starts asking me what I did, because it’s always my fault of course, but I tell her keep moving.
>She makes fun of me about that to this day. I can’t watch Shrek of see those cringe compilation reaction images without seeing that kid’s face.
>I did not get a refund either.
>▶
>▶▶
>Whoever made this image is very cool and handsome
>Then what is the designator of “soi” for?
>HEY WOJAKSPAMMER(S)
>I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME THAT YOU COULD SPEND EARNING MONEY IMPROVING YOUR SKILLS, FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS OR ANYTHING THAT COULD ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR LIFE HAPPY
>It's not supposed to be funny it's a documentary