Stock market crash kino?

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>market good praise drumpy
>market bad no drumpy fault
hmm sounds like mr drumper gets to have his scoops and eat them

>2009 economic recovery is because of drumpf
can't have it both ways

BUY BUY BUY

Wolf of Wall Street

>tfw may never be able to make lemon tarts with my mom again
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS EARTH

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Not really a stock market crash movie, more just a general wall street movie

>Get rid of CDC response team
>Hey don't blame me

>we will buy the vaccine from the germans and then sell it back to the world for profit! that will fix the economy
im still amazed at this fucking hell

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well if Yas Forums said it, i guess it's true... those guys never get anything wrong

OH NO NO NO NO

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it is on

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>March 13th was 20 days ago

JUST

He didn't cause the virus but his initial "It's just a flu bro" bullshit and bungling of the situation sent markets into this uncertainty.

January 20: "I know more about viruses than anyone.”
January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”
January 24: Trump on Coronavirus “It will all work out well”!
January 30: Trump on Coronavirus “We have it very well under control, and I think its going to have a very good ending. So that I can assure you”!
February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”
February 10: On Fox News Trump says without evidence that the coronavirus "dies with the hotter weather” "You know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat
February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”
February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”
February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”
February 26: “This is a flu. This is like a flu.”
February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”
February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”
February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”
March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”
March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”

No he didn't, the world wide economic slowdown did. Have fun losing in November.

March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”
March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”
March 5: "I think the 3.4 % is really a false number, this is just my “hunch”
March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”
March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”
March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.” (not true, states lacked kits, now need a doctor's order)
March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”
March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”
March 6: "I hear the numbers are getting much better in Italy.” (was, increasing, quarantine 3 days later)
March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus.”
March 9: “This blindsided the world.”

I have no idea why this is happening. Are investors just panicky dipshits?

Lower foot traffic means less spending, lower cash flow, lots of smaller companies or companies on the brink will collapse, the one that will survive won't make much money, better to keep money in resources than stock.

Unironically based.

And?

Would now be a good time to buy stocks

March 11: Earlier this week, I met with the leaders of the health insurance industry who have agreed to waive all copayments for coronavirus treatments, extend insurance coverage to these treatments, and to prevent surprise medical billing" (not true, only co-pays for testing)
March 11: "To keep new cases from entering our shores, we will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days." (wrong, does not apply to American citizens)
March 11: "These prohibitions will not only apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo, but various other things as we get approval." (wrong, does not apply to cargo)
March 13: “National emergency, two big words.”
March 14: "BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY YESTERDAY!" (second largest stock market drop in history 2 days later)

He is truly the worst president this country had

That makes zero sense. Maybe if you think this is the end of the fucking world it makes sense, but how does that make sense with the knowledge that this will eventually be over and life will go on? How do you sabotage yourself and society this badly over a temporary setback? This is fucking unreal. What short sighted morons are running our economy where if people can't do business for a couple weeks it falls apart?

>Been wanting to start investing in the stock market
>Couldn't for awhile because underage
>Just turned 18 less than a month ago
>Stock market immediately crashes because of retarded media fear mongering
>Just made a Robinhood account, going to buy the dip
Perfect timing. Thanks for the money, faggots.

*obama

>March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”
wat

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>What kind of economy is running where if people don't have money for a few weeks LOL it falls apart?
Neet-brain everyone.

he called it a hoax

Europe is on lockdown, Frisco just announced a full quarantine, few people are working, no one is making money, cases in the U.S. are going to double and triple because zoomers think they're invincible, travel is severely restricted ... yes, this is the time to panic.

There are a lot of businesses that are closing down. Sports events, concerts, tourist spots, even restaurants and movie theaters are closing shop in areas where the infection is more serious. A lot of people are also hunkering down and not going out to buy things as much.

is this a new pepe face?

Nope.

this will be good for bitcoin

I work full time as a programmer. I work remotely, but even if I didn't have to, I wouldn't fucking die if I couldn't go to work.

"No."

How many wars did Trump start?

reminder this is WW3 and chinks want to fuck our economy

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Nah its an old biz meme

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you can wait at least one more week for stocks to drop even lower..quarantine is just startin and vaccine wont be ready soon so we are far away from the bottom

where would you buy? I was thinking of buying stocks in a business like Google or Amazon

He sat on his ass refusing to have more tests made ready with a two month head start, gutted the entire global-health-security unit of the National Security Council, and cut the government's $30m Complex Crises Fund.

And because he was bullying the chair of the Fed on twitter they've already cut interest rates down to zero and now what are they going to do?

cinema chains

>I didn't sell
>year+ of profits gone
kinos for this feel?

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good

Why are you using the dow jones industrial average as a standard?

but youve sold now, right?

>a $30m fund

The government wipes its ass with that. That'd be enough to go wipe the asses of the people in one hospital once.

He has the the last three and a half years

What are some movies?

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It would have paid for 10 times as many tests as have been done in the US already.

>lefties blame russians bots for trump winning
>china literally creates a bioweapon so trump can't fuck with them anymore

holy fuck cast this movie already.

The Dow Jones has always been a dumb standard.
The companies on it are picked at random, and don't matter
The S&P 500 would be a metric, at least there, the market cap determines the position of the top 500 companies, and their stability.
These top 500 companies represent a majority of the economy.

The market was set to collapse before Corona.

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The more it loses the more I make. Based Trump.

FUCK

>implying you know where the bottom is
based retard

topkek

I'm in sunk cost territory now, hoping for a recovery in a year or so

MONEY MAKER GO BRRRRRRRRRER

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there is a danger that this dip exposes deeper market flaws and we get another crash
i would go liquid now and look for a new position

MONEY MAKER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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This.