Why are so many celebrities getting this shit but nobody I know has it?

If sex is real then how come I’ve only seen it in movies and porn? What if it’s just as fake as zombies and vampires?

they leave their house, spend their days surrounded by people, friends, fans, entourage, media, travel around the world etc

you do none of these things

They can afford to be tested or live in non-shit holes like the US where they have public health care and not totally retarded leadership so they can actually test their citizens

I heard some crazy conspiracy that the intelligence agencies use the pandemic as a false flag to hunt down all those celebrities and rich people and get finally rid of them while the whole world is distracted

>have a pandemic
>told to not leave the house and isolate yourself to prevent infections
>ignore it all
So, they are retarded?

you are correct. they also wait for several months so they can all flee, by feet if they must

Yes, that's exactly it.

In any other case, I'd agree, but this is Justin "if you kill your enemies they win" Trudeau. The least convincing straight man in politics since Macron and Lindsey Graham. His mother, incidentally, openly slept with musicians such as the Rolling Stones and was VERY good friends with Fidel Castro. Justin, coincidentally, looks considerably more like young Castro than his alleged father Pierre Trudeau

Is the satanic pedo ring falling apart and the middle of the circle is trying to tie up loose ends or something?

London?

>Why do people who travel a lot and spend time in large groups of other people who travel a lot getting a disease which you're more likely to get if you travel a lot and hang out with people who also travel?

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OBSESSED and SEETHING euro

I have it

Boy, that sounds stupid. You sure are gullible.

Most of you already have it. It stays asymptomatic for up to 14 days. Shit is about to get insane over the next week.

Apparently so
it sounds so unbelievably stupid and unnecessary complicated that I wouldn’t rule it out, especially in our clown world

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Because they leave their houses.

Like “father” like “son.”

Cool facebook post, schizo

ah yes, "met"

You probably live in the United States which means your healthcare system absolutely sucks if you're not well off.

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Because only rich people are getting tested in the US and UK

Easy. You dont have any friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=uj9IyepNUmo

They are obviously faking it for the likes, +1s, and social points

right so this chest irritation i've had since last saturday is corona but its not gonna start killing me untill about this saturday?

they travel a lot and meet people.

Celebrities have access to tests. People you know don't.

did they fugg?

they are something called "successful"

So all those involved will not break silence? They'll just get rounded up and killed or what? How does that make any sense at all?

Why would every world government commit economic suicide just to get rid of a pedo ring?

deep inoculation

>Why would every world government commit economic suicide just to get rid of a pedo ring?
Because every child is worth $1 billion.

I take it he was agreeable?

Who will play him in the unovoidable biopic?

its literally not real
made up by jews to destroy the economy

the US is still in charge of the world and most intelligence agencies are all in cahoots, getting rid of the thorn in their side and becoming the supreme ruling entities over this world with no more competition is something I’d expect from them

>why does the elite that travels the world and interact with a lot of people get something that is widespread

Gee I don't know why.

This.

Covid-19 has an incubation period of 3 months. The US govt has been planning a cull of the super wealthy for many years, and this is that plan being put into action. Their assets will be seized to pay for "medical care" longer after they have been killed by the virus.
Hail Trump

the amount confirmed to have it the us is in the low thousands if i recall correctly. no one in my town of 400,000 has it. it's a disproportionate amount of celebs who have it, mostly because this is propaganda bullshit.

I'm glad celebrities and politicians are dying. They deserve to. We will feast on their entrails.

Okay and how does killing Tom Hanks and Idris Elba help the CIA achieve total world control?

This is fucking retarded, why am I even engaging with you?

you could have had it even back in january. the entire response to this situation has been highly retarded to the point it makes me suspicious

Because it's not real. It's all planned, part of the New World Order agenda.

NOTICE NONE OF THE CELEBRITIES HAVE SYMPTOMS

How could anyone believe this when no celebrities have died?

rules don't apply to the rich which is why they tell poor people they can't have guns, but it's ok for them to have 20 bodyguards with guns surrounding them at all times

desu why would Justin's wife meet up with Idris Elba??

Because they go on constant holidays to shithole countries.