It is her birthday today. Say something nice to her (or she'll steal your soul)

Happy birthday. I'd really like it if you kicked me in the balls while using my mouth as an ashtray

I'm tired of loving women that don't know I exist

PLEASE TAKE MY SOUL, QVEEN

Nice quads

I'd sodomize her all day all night long.

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Happy birthday! Please marry me and make me your sex slave for eternity

This is seriously some terrible clothing.

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but shes hot so who cares

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Grow back your titties

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a really nice day with your family and friends.

she qt

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where did her mumbo jumbos go

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She makes my dick hard everytime I watch her classic performance in True Detective.

I'd like to give her a big squeezy hug, a little kiss on the forehead maybe haha and then maybe cuddle or spoon on the couch after making her a nice birthday dinner
It would take me hours but it's okay :)

Dan Egan?

she's a hideous mutant

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>34 years old

time to get knocked up Alexandra

Because she should be naked, not dressed like a lolipop with a bad dye job.

my fetish is the drugged out Asian girls who groupie for black rapper cock

More like Mammary-o, amirite?

Also we share birthday. Corona-chan ruined my party.

based

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Let’s just say this : if she was my gf she wouldn’t need toilet paper

Add braces and it's a Shadman

When she gets nervous she turns green

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yikes

>dat face
>everytime
body looks good then the camera pans up too far

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Forget tits, ass, feet, legs, etc., I'm beginning to think a large smooth back is my true weakness

Very dangerous webm, be careful with that.

she's so pretty. But she really needs to eat more and gain some weight.

Fucking hell mang.

prole

Correct.
Idiot.

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fuck you

for me its the tummy

Id like to suck on your nips

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you just KNOW

They are good friends

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prole

Graaaaain of saaaand!

I think that's the same dude, yeah.

guys,
why did her vagina seem all weird and dark and droopy on the scene in tru detective?
do they really look like that..was kinda gross

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I think I just witnessed a sexual assault.

Yeah, most vaginas are either a pair of beef curtains or greasy rats stapled together.
That's why cute traps are the way to go: cute feminine body with a nice smooth looking penis and well kept asshole.

one of the most beautiful women in the world as long as she isn't smiling

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Why would she go sticc when she knows her tiddies are her best asset? Is it the coke?

thats really offensive. like saying shes only good gaged and stuffed.