Is this the worst movie review of all time?

Doug saying that this movie is pretentious while re-recording the whole album, getting the guy from slip knot and his son on board and reenacting the whole movie is the most ironic thing about the whole review. Doug is delusional
Forget about the thumbnail, those people can’t even get basic video editing right

No, stop being a pretentious faggot

Doug knows nothing about filmmaking, I bet if you’d ask him in person to name you 3 camera angles he couldn’t do it

Depends on whether Letterboxd tweets count.

this
also anything by MovieBlob

It’s amazing how this guy has made multiple feature films (some of which spam over 3 hours long), created hundreds of film criticism videos and written essays, owns tens of thousands of dollars worth of camera/lighting equipment, yet doesn’t know how to shoot a decent looking movie.
He’s been doing this shit for like 15 years now.

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reality hit Doug hard when he found out that people only endure is subpar commentary and “filmmaking” because they enjoyed the NC because it reminded them of their own nostalgia. When he killed the NC in the most pretentious way possible and tried to do his new show he had to find out the hard way that that shit was mediocre garbage and that he had to bring back the NC to get the views he once had. Ironic enough he didn’t earn himself a little fortune like James Rolfe but ended up being conned by that Jew Machaud who took the money and fled as soon as the whole site went down the shitter

THAT'S how retarded he is

The observations not on the album itself but rather on how kids discover the album and think it is about them when no it isn’t are 100% accurate. In fact, one of the reasons the video is sihated is because those comments hit too close to home for some people.

>unironically taking any of Douge’s criticisms seriously

This. This video is only hated so much because Doug rightfully so ripped a bunch of angsty teenagers a new ass hole.

>high school was not that bad
Doug Walker, cinematic genius compares his high school experiences in the 80’s in the US to the boarding schools of post war Britain in the 60’s where people who doesn’t fit in were bullied by both the staff and students to be broken and rebuild in the image of the society instead. Truly an intellectual

Doug is literally an angsty teenager trapped inside a 40 year old man’s body.

this. it's ironic how the main critique of the review is that he doesn't get it when they themself don't understand the even simpler premiss of dougs masterwork

seething

He's not wrong. Is Doug gonna keep up this immature charade for another 10 years?

Nostalgia Critic literally just makes stupid faces at the camera while playing clips from movies better than anything he has ever made.

You mean Doug saying some dumb shit, without checking if his statement is even factually correct by spending 2 minutes of basic research? Or at least stealing the interpretation from spark notes?

i bet you anything he uses black magic cameras or red cameras lol

some people have it and some people dont

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Hey retards you realize YouTube doesn't recommend your videos unless you have a huge soiface + written title on the thumbnail, right? The algorithm determines your income and you have to cater to it.

Hi Douge

WOMEN, BLACK GUY,
GET IN HERE

It's meant to be relatable you nitwit

>those people can’t even get basic video editing right
That too. Really makes you think, doesn't it?

What’s Lucy Lacer?

I forget, is this the one where he took a critique of the 50s school system in the UK and nitpicked it based on the modern american school system?

There is so much effort put into it that I cannot bring myself to hate it. This is The Room of YouTube reviews

I have never seen The Wall and have literally no idea what it is about

it's a psychedelic animated musical biopic about a sad man

you don't get to talk about Miss Lacemaker like that

>miss
so... there's a chance?

Yes. With the help of guro furfaggot characters

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God damn it user, you win like five internets or sth, get this guy a prize.

>Twitter cucks STILL seething after all this time
kek

Does it even count as a review? I really don't get he was going for. As a parody it sucks, as a homage it sucks, as a musical in it's own right it sucks. I completely lost it when the deviantart furry brigade showed up. Really it's quite a masterpiece in how to get everything utterly wrong. He's like an exaggerated version of Seth Mcfarlane- criticises other people's media but makes all the same mistakes himself 100 fold and thinks being self aware is enough to justify it. That's the thing, he's self aware to an extent and isn't taking it seriously, but is taking is seriously enough and still not aware of many of the things he is doing wrong. It's fascinating. People will definitely be analysing that video for dissertations in the near future

I taking a look at the latest comments on the Youtube upload, and there's this guy just angrily replying to everyone's criticisms and calling them losers for not enjoying it.
The human mind is a terrifying thing.

she's the little squirrel from the wall

miss u :(

autism is a hell of a drug

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It's amazing

Did anyone ever liked Nostalgia Critic, unironically?

my little brother liked him
there was also this autistic chick I knew in high school who was big into stuff like TVtropes and Channel Awesome and TFS

No, it's not good but people don't really have legit reasons to hate it. It just came out at the wrong time.
Most of the people bitching about it are millenials/zoomers who haven't even seen The Wall. Their problems are not with his criticisms (though those are pretty superficial most of the time as well, at best they're kind of "eh yeah this could be considered pretentious/hollow/vulgar but that's your opinion man", but it's far from an actual coherent analysis). But the main reason the review got hated is that Doug and zoomers/millenials live in different worlds. Doug comes from an era where Youtube productions could not be taken seriously, so in his paradigm, making a half-baked musical parody with shitty SFX is still funny. But to people who grew up on more pretentious and cynical twats of the 2010s like YourMovieSucks or I Hate Everything, who try to take themselves more seriously as content creators, Doug's style jarring and cringey. Also the way he crossovered with that furry monstrocity was just plain lame, they hardly interact at all and her musical number is not clever.
Well, also the fact that after ChangeTheChannel NC is an easy target now. If his Les Miserables or Phantom Of The Opera reviews, which weren't all that different from The Wall, came out today, they'd be bashed just as much.

No, she's a lesbian.

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His overacting and mannerism makes it impossible to watch his videos for me. Is the audience supposed to find that grimacing funny?

> people who grew up on more pretentious and cynical twats of the 2010s like YourMovieSucks or I Hate Everything
You mean Lindsay Ellis and RLM?

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He's very much a product of his time, akin to shit like Joe Cartoon or Newgrounds.

well yeah them too

it think his sons a fan of Doug so he did it as a favoure?

I see what you did there

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Pretentious cynical thot.