And I... Am all the jedi!
And I... Am all the jedi!
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And I... am Iron Man.
it's literally the same scene copy pasted
and that's the part where I just got up and started clapping. I had to babe!
nice reddit meme
AND I.... WANT HER, NEED HER
AND YOU, ALWAYS WILL PULL ME THROUGH
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who could have known that no sooner had that movie vanished from the public consciousness we would have entered end times...
>when Disney doesn't know how to end a Star Wars trilogy, so they just copied Avengers
It's almost as if it's a good idea to have a solid plan for the whole story before you start filming it.
I want her fat tits in my face
its entirely possible he was discussing something reasonably witty or saying something kind.
You all are just assuming that he is an idiot because you are angry that he looks happy.
But is she really?
'CAUSE I FEEL SO MAD
I FEEL SO ANGRY
I remember in grade 12 psychology we had to write a paper about a song and what was going through the singer's head or something. I copped out and wrote about a Cure song, but guy beside me wrote a full paper about Elevator by Boxcar Racer, and I silently kekd to myself as I overheard the teacher explaining to him how he totally missed the point of the assignment. Funny times
anything Delonge did post enema of the state is cringy shit
Star Wars has never been planned and Avengers was only planned out in the broadest of strokes
This.
It's a based from me
Cheshire Cat was their best work
>types in reddit spacing
>you're all angry
>why are you mocking him
I never saw this joke as mocking him. Why do you think people are making fun of him?
>I am Alda J. Dye
Well good she finally figured out what was her family name. Really makes you wonder why she would later call herself "Rey Skywalker" again
Based Blinkbro. I'm a Dude Ranch guy myself, plus it has a song called A New Hope which is fitting for this thread
>Star Wars has never been planned
Not really. A New Hope was fully planned out by Lucas, Empire Strikes Back had a plan too, and Return of the Jedi while confused in some parts had a solid plan for it's climax. While the whole trilogy wasn't planed out like a single story, each part had a good idea of what it wanted to do. There was a solid vision behind them all.
Compare that to the sequel trilogy. Each part was written like it was leading on to the next film without focusing on being a good story for themselves. Force Awakens left alot of questions open assuming that future films would answer them. Last Jedi pretty much did it's own thing while closing off those questions (not answering them, closing them). And Rise of Skywalker had to rush towards a satisfying ending with little to no buildup because the other two films didn't do that.
10/10
Cringe
Thanks for the nostalgia.
The worst part is that it’s not even satisfying in the slightest since we only hear their voices but don’t see their force ghosts so it’s hard to tell who the fuck’s even talking.
>tfw remembering when I was slightly hyped after TFA to see where this trilogy would go
A New Hope is my fav off that album, besides Waggy! Fun times, I still have that disc in my car's cd book
>Star Wars has never been planned
Yeah but at least it used to be well written.
I'm pretty sure she's saying she stands for what the jedi represent
where as palpatine was saying it like he's the highlander
Mine is Voyeur, love the lyrics
I felt like Palpatine dying to his own force lightning didn't make much sense to be honest.
>hyped after tfa
Are you fucking retarded? How stupid can you possibly be?
>I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Kek I love that track too. I find Cheshire Cat a little more authentic though. Especially Romeo and Rebecca
I don't think anyone disagrees with you m8
>its entirely possible he was discussing something reasonably witty or saying something kind.
If he were doing that, he wouldn't be grabbing her neck as she's clearly pushing away from him.
>imma let you bob your head this high but no more
i'm only 20 minutes in and worse than even the "light skipping" bullshit is the constant humor overtone. not one actor takes their role seriously so far
People make fun of RoS, but you got to hand it to Disney, they don't fuck around.
After all the controversy around TLJ, where the director dared to try something new and a bunch of kids shat their pants very loudly, they just pressed the abort button, Produced the most bland, generic, substance-free sequel, took the bad reviews over another shitstorm and counted their money.
It's a bad movie, but exactly what Disney wanted. So kudos to them.
Now you're thinking with portals xD
it's literally 2 hours of damage control
I CAN'T BE TOO COOL
IN A TREE WITH MY PANTS DOWN
THE AIR IS COLD AND I GOT
SPLINTERS IN MY FEET
I was a big fucking retard.
Was so hyped omg
i was rooting for rey from the start!
Meant for
>I am Alda Jedi
who the fuck is that?
it's because he almost dies to Mace Windu reflecting it with one light saber. So TWO light sabers means it will double reflect and kill him.
You would need to be some kind of special nigger loving retard.
And I...am the Moon-Star!
Why doesn't he just turn it off then impale Rey on her sabers.
He already knows throwing them around worked really well
When I was a kid watching episode 2, I wondered why they didn't just use the force to press the on/off button on each other's lightsabers when dueling.
>implying women don't just get randomly pissy at their boyfriends even if they aren't doing anything wrong
The answer to all your 'Why didn't he/she/they just X, Y or Z' questions are very easily answered with the following: they didn't give a fuck.
*sigh*
somehow, REEEEEYYYY has returned
I liked how the special effects artists failed to convey all the jedi power flowing into her. I bet they tried but the director decided her saying it was enough.
And I...am a big guy
It's literally dialogue kids come up with when they're playing
Yeah, it's like Star Wars was staving off the apocalypse, and now that it's dead, the world stopped holding on. Fucking weird.
Odd mention. I was conceived due to the first movie and a week after IX I find I have terminal pancreatic cancer. Well, at least it was a ride.
In Banes novels it's explained that Jedi and Sith are trained to put up a natural ward/barrier that prevents other force users from just ragdolling them. It's why they are forced to engage in melee.
If you can ragdoll another force user that just means you are way stronger in the force. We see this in Yoda vs Dooku too, where they realize that if they keep trying to have a wizard battle it's going to take for-fucking-ever.
>Why doesn't he just turn it off then impale Rey on her sabers.
>He already knows throwing them around worked really well
Better question:
Why didn't he just yeet Rey off the cliff like he did with Ben from before? She was still on the ground and vulnerable. Hell, why did he just force choke her and snap her neck? There were literally infinite possibilities given the fact he had the advantage here, yet he still went with the same fleet-destroying lighting that did jackshit to her.
the BD is suppose to be out soon right? I was thinking of finally watching it
And I ... am all the Pepes!
The final battle didn't have any choreography, instead they went the anime route with loud explosions and dust covering everything.
I thought people were wrong about criticizing it so intensely, but it turns out they were right.
Garbage movie.
watch it only if you like laughing at cringe, that's really the only thing that's fun about it
It’s not really worth it to be honest, it’s probably the weakest finale to a film I’ve seen in years.