JUST

JUST

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I only ever watch The Matrix anyway

where are the trannies

Why the fuck does he need to look like John Wick instead of Neo

did they not give her a heads-up about the filming date? usually they start exercising and training several months in advance so that this doesn't happen.

phaaat

It's odd, because she was pretty fit in Jessica Jones, but her face still looked haggard

i hate when it's 20 years later and the character looks the same

jesus she's turning into william forsythe

More than likely he doesn't want to cut it

>Custom ducati scrambler
Based and chadpilled

What the actual fuck?

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Everyone's looks in the Matrix are literally fake, they choose their clothing and haircut as they go in

This is the one scenario where it makes no sense to have these characters looking rough and haggard

It's 2020s men want to look like onions hippies, women want to look old and fat.
Realistic.

actors always keep their irl hair and beard, it's the norm these days

>Speed Racer
>Cloud Atlas
>Jupiter Ascending
>Sense8
Not only did the matrix sequels show a steep decline in quality from the beginning, but the Wachowskis have continued that decline even further throughout their entire career. Everything they produce is significantly worse than what came before. How did they convince anyone to fund this?

good catch

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Some parts of Cloud Atlas were good tho.

HOP ON

MOMMY

Neo buy ipad

Pretty dangerous to have a long coat over the back wheel

dem thighs... I want her to sit on my face

Jesus, what happened? She looked fine couple years ago in that retarded horror movie.

True, but their previous films were better and their subsequent films were worse.

There's rumors going around that they're going full Wes Craven's New Nightmare with the script - Keanu Reeves and Carrie Anne Moss are playing the actors Keanu Reeves and Carrie Anne Moss twenty years after they starred in The Matrix when Matrix shit starts happening in real life

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Its just capitalizing off the John Wick movie because zoomers these days haven’t even seen the matrix

This might actually have been a cool idea if Tranny Wachowski hadn't been totally fucking nuts ever since Matrix 2

he has to shoot john wick 4 as well, they both release on the same day

>chilling out with Hugo Weaving while he's talking with his "roight cunt shrimp on the barbie" irl accent
>he suddenly gets possessed by Agent Smith and nobody notices until his voice changes

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He looks old and botoxy without the beard

unfortunately he's not in it :(

yikes

no...just......no

but he was one of the only redeemable things about the sequels

Because he's balding and this is the only hairstyle that can cover it

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She was sexy as hell in Chuck

Because Keanu without a beard looks weird nowadays.

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is that just an unflattering angle, or was she really unable to go on a diet for a month and lose 15lbs for a huge fucking movie

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He wants nothing to do with Matrix 4

Not bad.

Are you guys sure that’s not a stunt double?

I'd throw her a shot

thats pretty based

looks like james may

Of course it's a stunt double. Keanu is on there because he never had a double.

can relate

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he looks like a lesbian snape

lmao walled af

They need to appeal to zoomers

You mean why doesn't he dress like a priest anymore?

>Matrix 4
Damn... Honestly seeing that there are some good Remakes like Prometheus, Covenant, Blade Runner 2049 and some others that I don't remember I want to have faith that it will be something worthy or at least interesting to watch. But the masterful Matrix saga is one with a closed ending, damn ... DAMN IT !!! How do they think to put more history into already a masterpiece cast with much love and devotion ??????????? It feels somewhat forced in view of the lack of film-quality material.

he'd look awful without long hair and a beard
he's hiding 80% of his facial features this way

>hop on...do you need assistance?

>Matrix 4 gets blown the fuck out by John Wick 4
Holy BASED

>Speed Racer
>Bad in any way

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Kino

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Sounds like dogshit desu

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lmao, thats so stupid i kinda want to see it

The chad May vs the virgin Reeves