Are the rumors true?

Are the rumors true?

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Yes, I, Patton Oswalt, killed my wife in cold blood.

Eyes red, wife dead, fat head

Reminder that Thom Yorke knows that Patton Oswalt murdered his wife.

Yes, Tom Hanks is indeed a pedophile.

This. And he has all the toilet paper.

I heard he fucked his wife.

Post proof

What is this a reference to?

I heard he laced his urethra with drugs and she swalled them.

what a class act

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Thought the wife killing thing was a meme. But after looking into it, I’m 100% convinced he did it. Unless his wife was just a complete hardcore junkie and no one knew.

"Murder" aside the situation was genuinely weird.
Didn't police find an entire fucking pharmacy's worth of pills for every ailment imaginable all over their house?

He's insufferable, and 100% murdered his wife

Yeah and let's not talk about him remarrying less than a year later with a woman 100% more attractive than his deceased wife

Bro she had a headache, what was she supposed to do, not take a mix of several strong drugs?

What did you see that convinced you? I thought it something people said because he's an irritating rich liberal

Yikes. Maybe you should actually read the threads next time, tourist.

>GOD I hope people die so trump looks silly and I can own him epic style

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I'm reading this one you boring fuck, post something interesting.

How suspicious his explanation was. “She had a headache so I told her to take a pill and go to sleep.” Then he goes out and gets her coffee later the next day without checking on her even though I believe it was around 11am (husbands that murder their wife will often go out to get them something before discovering the body). Then the mix of drugs in her system was basically a certain OD.

>>Boy I hope people get sick and die just like my wife did which I'm so broken up about.

There was Trump gear all around so one of them may have been fulfilling a sexual fantasy.

I wish I could just throttle his unfunny, self-righteous, fat ass. And just choke him repeatedly for an hour. And wipe a turd across his mouth and nose to where it clumps up into his nostrils. And thump his mealy testicles, one at a time, as hard as I could. And wipe Icy Hot into his ballsack, taint and asshole. Then I'd caress him lovingly and make out with his shit mouth and hump his burning, aching balls like a broke-dick dog. Then cum and vomit all over his round, portly, fish-white belly. That would be funny haha

damn this dude really cares about people and wishes for their wellbeing

Source on that chief?

Patton ate his wife while she was still alive

I like when he posted "rescuing" some bird or squirrel on social media that was hit by a car and basically reminded us how much of a flaky goofball he is (as well as a probable murderer)

>dudes my wife died am sad :(

>marries this 6 months later

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It's a Doug catches Spence disposing of his wife's body episode

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Any news source about his wife.

obligatory

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I find it hard to believe he actually married her. Even if you really are totally in love and she's given you a new lease of life, keep it on the DL for a year or so Patton for fuck sake.

the only reason i can't say rattatouille is one of my favourite films is simply because remy is played by this piece of shit. At least I didn't have to see his fucking face.

I’ve hated him during the entire Kigg if Queens run. He just gives the vibe of a weak bitch of a man. Then he became a whiny SJW which was typical of the weak bitch persona. Also of course he murdered his wife.

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>WELL HERE'S ENOUGH AMBIEN TILL YOU'RE DEAD, HOW ABOUT THAT?

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It's true. OP has no dick.

Well that aged well

What rumors?

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>Scott Peterson's pregnant wife goes missing and is later found dead
>immediately starts dating a new woman
>the fact that he moved on so quickly and was subscribing to porn channels on cable the prosecution argued was proof that Scott killed his wife, since he was clearly moving on right away.

chocolate shake!

Remember when the Ghost Busters captured his wife so he had to shill for it?

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yes he looks like vinnie paz

kek

Holy fuck that isn't nice

Take your meds, schizo.

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Grow up.

Libel.

Patton came on Yas Forums one dark and stormy night and posted a weepy, drunken confession

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I/ll make it veeeery simple and clear: Kree Larson does not need a 40-year-old wypipo to tell her what didn/t work for him about her toe fungus—it wasn/t made for him
Women need men to see “Comrade Marvel” like a fish needs a bicycle

>Dhis Goose Dhe Pussycat Grabs Back

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guilty of being the unfunniest jew in hollywood?

DHIS IS WHAT ZIONTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEBE
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Sam Mule “Nig Fury, Agent Of R.A.T.S.H.I.T.” Jackson shall lead dhe Aveniggers into Dollar Supremacist battle
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Kaptain Marvel = KaMa (Sanskrit for “love”) = Karl Marx (but not Katyń Massacre)
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DHIS MARCH
EVERYTHING BEGINS
WIDH (A) HER(O)
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Like in dhat cigarette commercial, “You/ve come a lõõõõõng way, baby..”
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Drink dhe cyan-aid!!
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Pilgrims are dhe bad goys and Cree are Noble Savage heroes
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Poisonous pentagram is perfectly edible!!
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DISCOVER (A) HER(O)
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Never judge people by dheir appearance!!

>Murders of Louisa Vesterager Jespersen and Maren Ueland

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Hi Patton.

yes he raped and ate 1 million babies.

don't mind if i do, thanks for the reminder

Nice trips Patton!

Are you off your meds?

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What went wrong?

Bamford is the only one I have any respect for anymore.

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