So nobody on this board has corona, ri...right?

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Janny has corona

I do. Got a month off work for it and it's now my social obligation to live the NEET lifestyle, it's great.

No if you're under 40 the corona is a death sentence, your eyes literally melt out of your head.

:(

*coughs on you at the supermarket*

wtf is lemon tarts? where are the tendies?

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I should have just pretended to be nice and then cut your fucking throat. Did I fucking say any of you could be happy? Did I? I choose who lives and who fucking dies.

Now turk cunt if you want to get on my good side buy me an AR-15 rifle- NOW!!!

They're lil lemon sweets that me and my mom bake but can't because of this gay ass virus

i plumbed in my bidet checkmate wuflu

You could have it already and not know it, spreading it to your parents and people who's lives actually matter. In a week you'll get sick, a bit of coughs, fever, the next week, your mom has difficulty breathing, you go to the hospital but the ventilators are all in use, so they give your mom some morphine and let her die. Meanwhile the global economy has stopped working and just in time supply lines mean that there is no food in the stores...

Just kidding it will be alright

Jokes on you I haven't talked to my parents in months.

>tfw I have corona and I'm getting stronger every day

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WHERE ALL GUNNA DIE

watch your favourite kino before you die anons

> one roll of toilet paper left
Which hand does Islam say to wipe your ass with again?

i do. i have a mild cough and a lot of sneezing, plus having to constantly blow my nose. Other than that im ok.

Give me your parents fucking address. I'll cut your daddys balls off and shove em down his fucking throat. He can drone on about the computer at the library but guess what? I'll still chop his daughter into pieces and bury her in the forest.

I went to four supermarkets today and they were all horrifying experiences.

CARRIER SELF ISOLATE

Why would JIT supply lines be cut? Long haul truck drivers don't talk to anyone. I used to be one. The giant warhouses are manned by under 100 people. You don't know what you are talking about. If anyone crumbles, it will be the point of contact with the public. But even then, when is the last time an actual human checked you out at the grocery store?

so we have like a psychopath in the thread right where all in agreeance?

confirmed case here ama. chilling at home now on toilberg's dime playing video games and watching Godzilla

No fucking way in Hell anyone should feel any happiness if I fucking say so. No way. All my life it is others destroying me and walking on me and that changes today. These boots were made for walking and they will walk all over you

*sneezes on you*

and in a couple of weeks a lot of the people in the crowds at supermarkets will start showing SIMPtons.

>mfw I saw this coming and prepped in februari

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tell that to the dutch

contagion
12 monkeys
the stand
the road

well the group i go to is cancelled untill all this corona business is sorted
so i just gained even more time to do fuck all

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I legit think I have it
Weird pain/pressure on my chest, harder to breath, and even weird cough from time to time
Other than that no big deal though

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This is a good meme. Since corona doesn't make people sneeze, but spring allergies do.

I wish you all the best russian troll.

Ive been in my suit all day OP

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Every thread with you, huh?

I thought it was funny that I can't have love or be happy and that I probably never will. We'll see how funny it is when your mom's head is cut off and put on a pike.

Based schizo

i'm glad you agree

I am not happy YOU are not either. I would shoot that filip cunts head right off just to show that I fucking mean business. The world revolves around ME now so get used to it!

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I am not joking. Once I learn to drive first thing I will do is drive to another state to commit unspeakable acts and you will know nothing about it. I fucking hate all women except her and now I want you all to suffer and cry.

Just the corona ones I would never shitpost on actual threads

she will die from corona bitch and you wont do shit your all talk

i'm not shook at all

not to mention they already use self driving trucks. with less people on the roads they can roll them out even easier

I’m legitimately sick

God, that von Trier movie really pumped me up. I could kill someone right now. In one scene, he even shoots the little brat's head off (a boy much like the Veges boys) and makes the mother fucking feed apple pie to the dead corpse.

>Ya know, this has been a good day.

i'm bill gates ama

Based "Man's Gotta Have A Code" poster.

I got a sore throat last week and it cleared up. Could be nothing.

see

Is jerking off to traps gay?

Not to you I won't unfortunately. But I absolutely will to other women I meet alone one day. You can guarantee it.

Are you bill gates?

Why did you do it?

me too, my super based immune system laid a fat shit on ching's bat virus before it could even escape my throat

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Imagine if this was the turk fucktard and her two little sipshit brothers. I would shoot them I swear. One day, I will do much worse but to others unfortunately.

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Please give more charity to Americans and less to zero worlders

I would kill you too Jaime. Why? Because you are stupid and weak and I am better. *I* choose who is worthy of life and who is not.

I have already been sick twice this season

Can I have 5 million dollars

are you the bill gates who invented microsoft?
or are you just a random bill gates?

yes

yes

trump was too successful so i had my agents in china sneak the virus out of the bsl4 lab it was originally being worked on for a vaccine to we it kills asians more that other races because their homogeneous in their gene make up obviously for depopulation

the virus has three parts hiv delivery system with influenza and sars long incubation time mixed with early contagion so you can spread it more effectively its man made ofcourse

the second phase is the vaccine has adjuncts of hiv so we will infect the world with hiv to cure corona

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the charity or not for profit is just a way to shield my money from taxes

same idea as the clintons and their foundation

i am

i forgot to mention as my money is shielded in not for profits i can as president of the board take money out and buy stocks

what buy stocks now you say thats crazy right? no its smart their cheap as fuck and i'll make a lot of money when i release the vaccine and the economic downturn ceases

Not yet but it's a matter of time.

See you in the other side of the world, Yas Forumsbros.

>being worked on for a vaccine as it kills asians more than other races because their homogeneous in

in these labs we cook up germ warfare basically your trying to pre-empt what your enemy would do and create a vaccine for it

Getting sick of these damn frogposters.

what else are you going to do?

Do americans even have hospitals to deal with the pandemic?

I mean they dont have a healthcare system its all just private corporations and private hospitals.

What stops these from just refusing to treat patients with the virus?