>Fight Club is a critique of toxic masculinity
>The Matrix is an allegory of coming out as trans
>Starship Troopers is a satire of fascism
>Full Metal Jacket is an anti-war movie
>RoboCop is a warning against corporations
>There Will Be Blood is an allegory of capitalism vs faith
>Joker is about socialist revolution
>American Psycho is a satire of sociopathy between the rich
>Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Fight Club is a critique of toxic masculinity
Josiah Hughes
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Christian Jones
Everything except fight club is correct
Noah Anderson
>tfw Home Alone is just a representation of my violent white male fantasies
youtube.com
Juan Kelly
Not originally but can be seen as such
Harry is Italian, Marv is a jew
Matthew Richardson
>The Matrix is an allegory of coming out as trans
It is an allegory, but not for that.
Ian Wood
>HAHA IMAGE GO COLOR ZOOM ZOOM
Enlightened stance, OP.
Owen James
Starship troopers movie actually is a shitty attempt at satire, the director made it clear by both raping Heirlein's source material to fit his own agenda and by later admitting it was meant to be satirical. So technically it's not a onions take on the movie when given some context.
Michael Miller
>toxic masculinity
does anyone unironically use this term outside tumblr and twitter
Thomas Price
>city of zion is a metaphor for christians
kek
Gavin Diaz
>the director made it clear by both raping Heirlein's source material to fit his own agenda and by later admitting it was meant to be satirical.
even the more astounding it is how spectacularly failed with it
the source material was simply too good
Andrew Cox
>American Psycho is about closeted homosexuals spreading AIDS
Julian Myers
libtards: america is far right compared to the rest of the world, you just have different shades of right wingers
also libtatds: OMG ANY MOVIE AGAINST CORPORATIONS IS ANTIFA!!!!!!
Luis Baker
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Yas Forums: comfy sneed thread
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
Liam Russell
OH SHIT I JUST ATE 25 BUFFALO WINGS FROM WINGSTOP THE ONE BY GAMESTOP YEAH YOU KNOW I GOT ALL BUT 3 MANGO HABENERO FLAVAH YOU KNOW HOW I ROLLL
WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT MORE LIKE WHATCHA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHEESE FRIES I GOT AS A SIDE ANYWAY SO I'M DIGGING IN THIS WINGS AND THE FRIES WITH AN ORANGE ICEE I GOT FROM CIRCLE K THE ONE THAT USED TO BE SHELL STATION SO I PULL UP SOME VENTURE BROS ON MY HULU ON MY Ipad ANDS I STARTS DIGGING IN AND HUFFIN THEM DOWN LIKE IT'S A TUBE SOCK FULL OF GLUE THAT'S WHEN I START TO NOTICE THE RUMBLE IN MY BELLY TUMMY STOMACH KNOWING WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN I QUICKLY PULL OPEN THE BOTTOM OF MY ONESIE AND AIM IN THE GENERALSOUTH EAST DIRECTION OF MY ROOM AS TO NOT HIT MY LAVA LAMP WITH ANY PARTICULATE FECAL MATTER GOING MACH 3 IN THE AIRSPACE OF MY ROOM
SO I TURN AFTER A GRUELING 30 MINUTE LONG SURGICAL PROCEDURE OF CLEANING ALL EXCESS SHIT OFF MY ASS (UP TO 30% CLEAN THIS TIME) SO MOMMY WILL TOTES BE PROUD OF ME NOW AND AFTERWARDS I LOOK TO GAZE UPON MY JACKSON POLLACK PAINTING OF MY OWN DESIGN WHEN WHAT DO I SEE
WHY NOTHING BUT THE FINEST PAIR OF JEANS I OWN BAKED AND SMACKED COVERED IN MY FECES OH GODS WHY ME THE HUAMNITY WAS IT MY HUBRIS MY LUST MY DEVILIISH CHARM WITH OLDER BLACK LADIES
WHY GOD WHY
DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES DO YOU HAVE GREEN EYES DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES
ILL KILL YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE GET AWAY FROM MY DOG
Kevin Rodriguez
RIGHT ON
Grayson Sanchez
>I'm too stupid to understand thuddingly obvious subtext
Dominic White
i like his videos, but the guy is reddit incarnate
Josiah Gonzalez
Soijacks are actually pretty scary. Don't stare into their mouths for too long, you never know what lurks in the void. Try not to make eye contact either.
Brandon Fisher
>OH SHIT I JUST ATE 25 BUFFALO WINGS FROM WINGSTOP THE ONE BY GAMESTOP YEAH YOU KNOW I GOT ALL BUT 3 MANGO HABENERO FLAVAH YOU KNOW HOW I ROLLL
>WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT MORE LIKE WHATCHA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHEESE FRIES I GOT AS A SIDE ANYWAY SO I'M DIGGING IN THIS WINGS AND THE FRIES WITH AN ORANGE ICEE I GOT FROM CIRCLE K THE ONE THAT USED TO BE SHELL STATION SO I PULL UP SOME VENTURE BROS ON MY HULU ON MY Ipad ANDS I STARTS DIGGING IN AND HUFFIN THEM DOWN LIKE IT'S A TUBE SOCK FULL OF GLUE THAT'S WHEN I START TO NOTICE THE RUMBLE IN MY BELLY TUMMY STOMACH KNOWING WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN I QUICKLY PULL OPEN THE BOTTOM OF MY ONESIE AND AIM IN THE GENERALSOUTH EAST DIRECTION OF MY ROOM AS TO NOT HIT MY LAVA LAMP WITH ANY PARTICULATE FECAL MATTER GOING MACH 3 IN THE AIRSPACE OF MY ROOM
>SO I TURN AFTER A GRUELING 30 MINUTE LONG SURGICAL PROCEDURE OF CLEANING ALL EXCESS SHIT OFF MY ASS (UP TO 30% CLEAN THIS TIME) SO MOMMY WILL TOTES BE PROUD OF ME NOW AND AFTERWARDS I LOOK TO GAZE UPON MY JACKSON POLLACK PAINTING OF MY OWN DESIGN WHEN WHAT DO I SEE
>WHY NOTHING BUT THE FINEST PAIR OF JEANS I OWN BAKED AND SMACKED COVERED IN MY FECES OH GODS WHY ME THE HUAMNITY WAS IT MY HUBRIS MY LUST MY DEVILIISH CHARM WITH OLDER BLACK LADIES
>WHY GOD WHY
>DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES DO YOU HAVE GREEN EYES DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES
>ILL KILL YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE GET AWAY FROM MY DOG
Jayden Johnson
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Chase Cook
Fucking hell
Hunter Hall
the contrapoints discord has found this thread
Owen Sanders
>the contrapoints discord has found this thread
Zachary Turner
>joker: "be nice to other people"
>the tranny: N-NO IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT HOW WE NEED TO VOTE BERNIE
cope
Xavier Clark
>cope
Julian Powell
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FAG LOVING JEW COCK SUCKER
I JUST WANT TO EAT THESE BUFFALO WINGS IN PIECE I GOTTA PUT UP WITH HOOLIGANS LIKE YOU
Anthony Wright
toasting in epic bread
Jack Morales
Someboyd's been watching that pseud Renegade Cut, I see...
Gee, why can't a film be a film, weaving several thematic threads and ultimately leaving its "point", "meaning" or whatever to the actual viewer, rather than bashing you over the head with a monologic message
Thomas Fisher
Its in the book of revelations you mong
Luke Ross
Literally all of these arw true though. Is that the joke?
Cooper Moore
satire of fascism is the best, because you literally have to sympathize with the fascists (including based Raczak or however it's spelt), except their dumb-ass leaders, because their opponents are literal bugs for whom you can only muster very limited empathy
Noah Murphy
Renengade Cut made a video about how problematic it was that Wes Anderson makes movies about white guys.
Justin Morris
This is it. I have finally seen Yas Forums's most based thread. The euphoria is washing over me in almost overwhelming waves.
Elijah Scott
>This is it. I have finally seen Yas Forums's most based thread. The euphoria is washing over me in almost overwhelming waves.
Jacob Flores
܊
Nolan Jackson
>Ferris Beuller was a privileged white male douche bag
Grayson Sanders
t. reddit
Joshua Evans
so the part about waking up while turning into a sheep and blindly following orders was still not obvious for you?
ok
Jordan James
>>Full Metal Jacket is an anti-war movie
i've seen fmj maybe 5 times and i never thought it was anti-war. does anyone actually think that? it's something in-between, both sides of the coin; it plays into the "duality of man" concept etc
Colton Rivera
Yeah I saw that... Waiting for the one about how few white people there are in wakaliwood films... Glad to find somebody else knows him, he makes regular videos, they all seem like a parody in their heavy-handed ideological take (could be memeing I guess), and he doesn't seem to have much audience generally. what do you think of his lefty takes?
Angel Evans
Can someone give me the run down on this Renegade Cut feller?
Bentley Perez
>t. reddit
Jack Gomez
Silence! There can be no "nuance" or "consideration"! Kubrick clearly agreed 100% with all SocJus talking points of [insert date here].
Isaac Russell
Is that... MICRO MISSILES?
Nathan Perez
soijak is peak reddit kino
feel free to qoute me wojakbros to prove me :)
t. former r/wojak mod
Colton Thomas
Former Channel Awesome dude, fat onions type, now runs his own channel, also on Twitter, usually heavy-handed marxist analysis (or worse still, nu-left tripe like trannies, idpol etc.) of pouplar media, film, vidya, series (e.g. aristocracy in Downton Abbey and Ready or Not, Minecraft and exploitation of the environment), not enough niggers in Wes Anderson, Masculinity and Big Lebowski... the names speak for themselves). Like your average breadtuber, goes on for ages to make rather obvious/very minor points and uses complicated references or jargon he presumably lifted off the internet (Baudrillard, Lacan, Butler, Chomsky) to over-analyse rather simple things... But I'm sure he feels very clever doing so, proprs to him I guess
Isaac Walker
riddle me this Yas Forumsfags. if Jews are so against violence and masculinity then how did they create the oppression fortress?
John Davis
every popular Yas Forums meme has a reddit page
Kevin Thomas
They're pretty enthusiastic about firing missiles into Palestine
Parker Garcia
Even their soldiers are in a wagecage.
Jayden Bailey
Fight Club is a critique of ideology in general and going all-in with shady people because they say the right thing.
the matrix is just descartes' meditations with some sweet fights
Starship Troopers IS a satire of fascism
Full Metal Jacket IS an anti-war movie but specifically the american military industrial complex
RoboCop is about detroit in general
Joker is about good people who don't get the help they need because of the greedy cutting corners
American Psycho is a satire of the new york yuppie scene in the late 80s as directly experienced by the author, along with some of his daddy issues.
Die Hard is technically a Christmas movie because Christmas is prominently featured in the film and is part of the plot.
John Davis
Yeah don't remember Méditations Métaphysiques being much like Matrix... maybe the French translation, but I'll stick to the original Latin in that case.
Can't tell if pseud try-hard or based shitpost, so well memed, I guess
Aaron Lopez
>knowing latin
Joseph Scott
Yeah, in my experience, soimen lack the culture to know latin (not to mention Greek or Hebrew)
Carter Walker
>starting every sentence with “Yeah”
Parker Nelson
>Yikes... did he just call Die Hard a Christmas movie? Doesn't he know there's an internet meme about how you shouldn't do that?
Adam Nguyen
(Trying to be conciliatory, sojak poster, and pretending to concede a point in order to earn your benevolence. What .jpg do you have for me this time?)
Logan Gray
Don't take pride in ignorance.
Aiden Allen
>Don't take pride in ignorance.
Ryder Ramirez
LGR isn't really reddit. He has absolutely no pretensions or aims outside of old school computer stuff.
Sebastian Peterson
>>Die Hard is a Christmas movie
This is the reddiest shit and every so1boi parrots it as if they are being clever. Makes my fucking skin crawl
Brayden Mitchell
Who are you quoting?
Blake Lopez
>Who are you quoting?
Eli Sullivan
based schizo
Nathan Powell
>defending your home and family is a white male revenge fantasy
That’s how you know we live in a world of goo much comfort. I would love to know this faggots address and take him for all he’s worth.
James Long
*while downing pills to convince yourself you're a woman* "take your meds"
Jacob Powell
>You "want to get to know me better"? Where have you picked up those lines? You sound like an idiot
and it was still Haruhi
Colton Rivera
>*while downing pills to convince yourself you're a woman* "take your meds"
Zachary Barnes
Onions: the thread
David Foster
Fight Club is a closet homosexual’s manifesto