EVEN IF you "get your shit together" and work hard and go to the gym and eat healthy and somehow learn to get women...

>what's changed from 2005 to 2020
>tfw 2005 was 15 years ago

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What a loose fucking slut. Only women with giant gaping cunts react like this. I'd punch that bitch in the face until she stopped breathing.

she was a lesbian

It’s literally a movie about a #quirky asexual woman, the sex scene is just emphasising that she doesn’t understand or enjoy sex - she just thinks it’s weird and funny

my girlfriend just begged me to fuck her face and tell her she's an idiot.

op is a beta male.

It means the woman is actually autistic and when she finally found herself having sex she was too autistic to have sex normally. She then proceeds to stalk her oneitis for the rest of the movie

>tfw 5.6"
>tfw not a single hookup hasn't commented on how inferior my penis was compared to others

In every sexual relationship I have ever had, I always end up becoming 'friends' with them. They don't, or can't, see me as a sexual object.

I'm going to kill myself this week.

What's the deal if you hook up with a guy and his cock is 9 inches and you're there with a 6. Does that make him the boss of your relationship?

>submits herself to you to fuck
>haha you're pathetic actually
Oh no, I've been bamboozled.

What do/have they commented on?

She could be laughing for many reasons. One time while I was ploughing my girlfriend I started nervously laughing because she was moaning so loudly and it was the middle of the day and the windows were open.

I'm 4.5 inches and every girl I've been with has said I'm the best. They all recommend me to their friends, too. I get laid at least 5 times a month, usually with 2 different girls.

user is just a loser in the sack because he has a bad stroke game.

Naw same as with chicks size doesn’t really matter unless you’re embarrassingly small. Anyone that would ever make it an issue I’d assume is immature or weird and I wouldn’t want to date anyways. I’m about six inches and ice been with about a hundred chicks and a couple dozen or so trans and dudes and no ones ever called me anything but big. It’s not weird being with a guy with a big cock it’s just something different

Don't worry friend
>tfw 5'11
>tfw not a single hookup hasn't commented how superior my penis was compared to others
Yet I'm simply not normie enough to talk to women or appeal to them in enough ways to warrant a 2nd hookup or gf

Nice~

mnnn, ploughman's lunch

damn mate, I would too

>not eating your girl out until she's on the edge, then slipping your cock in and plowing her through her orgasm.
Do you guys put your food in the oven without preheating it? No? Then don't do the same thing with pussy

>and a couple dozen or so trans and dudes

What the fuck?

That’s the best way to cook bacon though

T. prude

What gets me is this guy doesn't even seem like he watches anime and he still fucked trans people.

They included this scene so the audience wouldn’t think she was a weird virgin. She clearly loves cock but is emotionally unavailable because of her daddy issues (explained in the first scene)

How old are you OP to ask such question?

When you get older you'll realise that most woman can't even orgasm from biological standpoint. It has nothing to do with size of the dick, skill or anything.

You die a little inside when you realise that all your efforts of getting her satisfied are in vain. But that's what being adult means.

Think about it this way. Most men can get hard pretty well. But some are impotent. It's the opposite with women. Most of them can't orgasm and some of them can, even multiple times.

hurts but it's all gonna be okay bros

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Does it matter at this point? The COVID-19 makes you infertile and there's no avoiding it especially if you go outside and try to find a spouse.

Absolute faggot

I've fallen in love with a girl
But I think she just dated fat white guys
She was Asian, and her body was perfect though.

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Naw I’m more of film noir guy (classic or neo). I’ve seen Akira and half of cowboy bepop, that’s it. I’m not really a nerdy trans chaser I just date hot passable ones now that I’m bored with girls.

>she'll laugh at you online and you'll become a laughing stock among everyone you know
>implying a female would expose herself like that
>"hey everyone, I just had casual sex with an incel, isn't he pathetic?"
>no, you are

>tfw 2005 was 15 years ago

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Well your bacon isn't going to cum, are you okay with that?

>I did that on purpose to make laugh of him
checkmate fool

Well the guy is also fucking her wrong, he's just shoving himself back and forth over her, not leaning down or kissing her neck or anything. You can't fuck a girl completely parallel like that.

>now that I’m bored with girls.

I know the feeling. Sadly.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Shit - I’m a terrible cook

>I'm not really a $2 whore, it was merely an act, I swear!
OH NO NO NO NO

deed down you know most whores would respond like that and get away with it. You can deny all you want.

That's when you punch her in the fucking head and tell her to moan your name. Before she can even get it out, elbow her temple. Then tell her to moan your name again. Then grip her throat as hard as you can, and squeeze while you thrust till she goes limp around your cock. Use her body like a Fleshlight and then cum on her face.

When she wakes up, ask if she understands why she was beaten. If she says no, beat her harder. If she says yes and explains, put your gun in her mouth and say if she doesn't start being a good girl and suck cock properly and fuck properly, she'll suck on this, and when it has an orgasm, it won't be nearly as pleasant. Then tell her to go make you a meal. Now, when doing this, she has to honestly believe you will kill her, and you have to be willing to. I suggest taking some methamphetamine before your first time thrashing and raping a woman. By your 3rd or 4th time you won't need it, but it helps in the start. After that, she will be obedient or show resistance. If she resists, just kill her. If you do it right she will NEVER resist.

That's what it takes to have a GF in 2020 bro.

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Deal with it gayboy

so edgy I almost felt like 11yo again

>autist woman
my friend, you should try retard-pill
having a slightly retard gf is the best you could ask for

Holy based. Thx for the tips bro

Sex isn't difficult.
The most common mistake people make is to equate speed to pleasure. Go slow and pace yourself, when you feel like you should speed up don't fuck like a jackrabbit just go a bit faster and harder.
Also use your hands and kiss a lot.

You can't be bad at sex unless you are mistaken about something.

I'm not denying it, faggot, I was just making a joke

>I suggest taking some methamphetamine

Way aheada ya bud

#spun

small pp

>I suggest taking some methamphetamine
Fuck off druggie scum

>the image that broke Yas Forums

he's a fucking faggot lol

Holy shit. I just showed this to my GF and she got wet af. Damn user, you're so cool and edgy bro!

Somebody's obviously never visited PE Gym. Make a better-quality thread, loser.

Fuck women. Be the waifu. If you can’t pass, be a twink!