When you remember all the millions of people crowded into bars and restaurants this past weekend

How much of a cuck is your friend inviting you over and letting you fuck his sister under his roof

He really doesn't care, we're very close and he's fine with it because he sees me as a good guy. He told me she liked me after we first met. things happen.

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He’s fine with you using her as a fucktoy because you’re a “good guy”?

Yes.
I'm not using her, If she doesn't want to that's fine but every time we have a get together we end up sleeping together. Is what it is.

She doesn't want anything else but that either. I'm not going to turn down an 18 yr old who's in to me lmao.

>normies all get infected and get over it in a week
>non-normies get infected when the virus mutates and becomes more lethal
>normies are immune and take over the world

based.
one of my buddies married his younger sister's bestie and they have a kid now.
that's the way she goes, rick.

how old are you user? pls post pic of grill

There's no fucking way St. Pattrick's Day is happening this year. Jesus Christ I wish that stupid holiday would end I'm tired of dumb fucking mexicans and niggers thinking they know how to drink.

You speak like you don't realize sex can be fun for the woman too.
Sex is great fun, user! You should try it some time :^)

how did I remember that? I've literally not left my house in a year

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
What the fuck?

I was actually thinking the other day that the US is relatively lucky to have this happen in March.
It’s always the slowest time of the year and that’s why tax refunds are timed to come out around now to encourage splurging on bug ticket items.
It would be way worse economically and practically if it were during the holiday season or during the summer months when people are more active, mobile and spend more.
People couldn’t even go one weekend though lol. My city cancelled the parade and the associated pub crawl. My boss laughed and said whatever the bars will still be open.

Is this pasta?
>the average person uses one roll a day
Bullshit, takes me like a week or longer to use a roll. But then again I'm not a woman.

my mid 60s parents were still not willing to cancel their flight for a vacation as late as Tuesday

Your pal is a simp and should be hanged. I would never give up my stupid whore sister to anybody. I don't give a shit if you're the chaddest of chads, if I find out I'm pulling your teeth out.

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this is going to carry over into the summer

>people panic and horde shit
>people also go out and get drunk and do social things

How is the population this dumb?

It’s March, by July everyone will have had it already

>they will die
They have a higher chance, but still statistically low.

if it mutates you won't be immune

Incest is wrong user

>guys we have to practice """"social distancing"""
>but also, i am not cancelling my plans or changing anything

what happens in the mind of a normalfag

How scared are you guys? It’s been pretty intense emotionally for me I’m actually getting pretty scared. I just know that when I start feeling symptoms I’m going to have a panic attack. I keep feeling like my throats hurts or that I’m starting to get sick and it freaks me out. If I do get it I won’t even be able to smoke weed it could actually kill me and I won’t be able to cope with kratom because of the anti-inflammatory effects causing a reverse lung infection.

people are being put out of work. No one will be able to afford to travel. I sure hope everyone gets it tho

this is a very simp attitude

if you're that worried you should stop smoking weed now

I'm afraid for my parents. My dad would definitely get hit hard by the virus.

Not really scared, I horded ammo so if shit hits the fan I can steal from the ones that just hoarded essentials.

God is killing us because of you people. This is real life not your little anime fantasy

Yeah but there must of been Chinese people that definently kept chain smoking while they were sick and they’re fine. So I don’t know if it’s worth stopping even if I start showing symptoms. It might be bad enough where I don’t even want to smoke

why are they doing this?

>i probably have the virus
>i just want to visit my sick mom who doesnt
I cant wait for morons like you to die slow painful deaths.

ok

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My dad is the most worried in our family. My city is shutting down almost everything besides public transport and services. Ppl are being told not to go anywhere, and of course, when the govt tells ppl to do that, THEN ppl really want to go out.

There were people in the park. Open air, large space, so I wasn't so close to ppl, but I'm the number of cases are going to be higher, then everyone will be like "oh fuck".

Stop trying to make us laugh.

We should honestly push a # on twitter to make all checkmarks gather in a place to prove they aren't racist.
Then we send them chinese food.

Why the fuck wouldn't you be fine with a good guy fucking your sister? Would you prefer a bad guy? Or no one at all?

yo're a nigger right?

twitter.com/brantlywx/status/1239382230117634051

These are the same people who go to watch Marvel movies and Star Wars shit.

it's not like covid magically started spreading more the day trump declared NE you dumb fucks

I rode the NYC subway train and didn't wear gloves or anything for like 3 hours today.

Whatever. Probs gonna get real sick soon, but at least I'm not a pussy. When I'm immune to it in 3 weeks I'll be fucking your girlfriend as the chad immuned guy. Just kidding, you don't have a girlfriend. Loser.

This faggot virus pretty much stopped me from ever having sex and caused me to relapse into NEETdom by cancelling all my classes. Fuck the chinks I hope they get punished by the world for this gay shit.

>immune

At this point I don't know what's worse
My place of work shutting down and me being out of a job for a month or so
Or
Me still having to go to work and potentially being a vector even if I'm not showing symptoms
I work at a movie theatre so it's literally just a matter of time until we do, I don't think corporate is gonna want to stay open when 1. There's zero new movies coming out since they all got pushed back and 2. Lowered attendance due to all this

I honestly could not care less if I get it.

He was literally saying he can't visit her because he's worried she'll get sick. Can you read?

>boomer remover
>normie destroyer

Gamers rise up.

Yeah, you can gain an immunity to it.

Of course you can gain an immunity to it.
>OMG ONE 70-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE GUY GOT RETESTED AND HAD IT AGAIN LIKE A MONTH LATER YOU CAN GET THIS VIRUS MULTIPLE TIMES WHICH IS A COMPLETE ANAMOLY!

Fuck off back to Yas Forums you fucking retard. I'm young and the chance I die from this is like less than .5% in all odds.

>Work at restaurant
>Show up early
>Governer orders all restaurants to close except for carryouts or deliveries starting at 9 PM
>We open an hour later
>Two annoying looking parents waltz in with their faggot kids
>Send food back twice even though it was as exactly as they ordered it and cooked perfectly
>Kids trash the table and floor
>Threaten to leave a bad review and treated the waiter like shit
I hope you're reading this you cunts, I hope your kids get coronavirus

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>immune

Why has the rest of the world not collectively decided to nuke the chinks for this shit