/ww/

reminder that elon musk got to creampie that

she'll have a come back alright

>If only I could somehow shake my head or literally rub my face on any object in this house so as to get these mindfuck muderglasses off
Bravo Lisa Joy. Bravo.

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She'll have my cum on her back one night.

IT'S ABSENCE YOU FUCKING RETARD AND FUCK YOU IT'S FUCKING ED HARRIS

She literally ziptied them tight around his head. Pay attention dude.

you fags watching Curb?

I miss Clementine. Love that sexy little ay lmao.

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Hey man I'm tired, I'm quite the exceptional speller under normal circumstances.

just close your eyes bro

Have you ever had glasses or light goggles "attached" to your head, user? c'mon... There is literally nothing preventing him from slipping those off.

No but I am watching Avenue 5 because the bitchy old lady makes my pp hard.

cringe. so cringe.

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not posting the nude swimming shot......

They could rebuild her body, but her mind is lost and gone forever. Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

A fucking ZIPTIE. Attached to both ends and pulled tight around the back of his head.

Stop being retarded. Please.

Name one thing about mobile apps in general that isn't cringe. Especially ANY kind of social networking app.

If anything that shit was pretty realistic.

POST DOLORES ASS PLEASE

It's a woman, who cares about her mind?

How did his wife find his body if she died earlier?

the ziptie isn't around his entire head, retard. A ziptlie tightened like this would actually bend the earpieces at the back and make it EASIER for him to get the glasses off. One upward flick at the corner of the frames and the nightmare stops.

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I really need a high quality still of that .05 seconds when she was on the motorcycle and her dress was riding up her asscrack so you could see the full shape of her buttcheeks.

A ziptie isnt going to change the structural integrity of eyeglasses you idiot.

>autists arguing about whether a ziptie restricts movement and whether someone might not stop in that situation to fucking rub glasses off while a murder robot is present talking to them

glad we're off to a good start

>bend the earpieces at the back

You are assuming these glasses are made of the same kinds of materials that we make glasses with in the real world.
You're reaching really really far for this complaint.

SeeIt's the fucking future.

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Well we could always go back to people insisting the park involves a shrink ray like their life depended on it.

why are we supposed to care about dolores?
maybe her new boyfriend will fix her

It's clearly a stuntbooty and you can't really see anything anyway. If I care later i'll make a webum

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Dolores on the motorcycle was pretty good.

Take me back when she was queen of Louisiana

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the bike ass

that motorcycle stunt butt was pretty awesome

You can't have it both ways, Lisa. If you and your ilk are filling all my genre shows and movies with current year modern shit (both culturally, ideologically, and technologically), then I'm going to reason accordingly. You can't just scream 'muh future' when you're creating a show essentially set a week from now.

Holy shit how did I never realize that was her?
I don't recall, did she get nude for true blood?

>times up, men

Wait, HBO is doing another Nazi show? How utterly bland and creatively bankrupt.

>essentially set a week from now

Are we watching the same show? The technology in this show is far far beyond anything we have now.

Shit, I was desperately hoping they would do some major retcon of season two, but it just continues.

Dolores was one of the most interesting characters in season one, then she became the most boring character, yet she is practically the major character.

This episode was 99.9% exposition, and not even done well, and still with the agenda pushing. So tiresome, they should have stopped after season one and this would have been one of the greats.

I keep misreading this as being a total bitch as in awful and rude to Delores

>get me liam nissan
>fffs what do you mean?
>alright fine, get me Brian Cranston
>fffffffuuuuu
>alright fine get this guy.
Do you think Hollywood is full of actors who look vaguely like other actors just for this purpose?

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Thankfully the ending of season one tops off the show perfectly. Everything after has been wank.

So, before I decide if I want to resume this series, how much YAAASSS shit is there in this first episode?

She was in the premiering for some reason

>Agenda pushing

??? What agenda? I don't feel as though there was any attempt to convince me to have any sort of opinion about anything in the real world. How sensitive are you?

So once Delores' destroys Rehoboam, civilization will collapse and the world reverts back to a wild west state? Then the robots show up to take over the soft helpless fleshbags? ... But what if destroying Rehoboam doesn't stop Christmas from coming? Will Delores' small heart grow by three sizes?

>Are we watching the same show? The technology in this show is far far beyond anything we have now.
If they actually showed a fully realized future, it would be that much harder for them to land their ideological messaging and they're afraid it would turn off normies who "dont like sci fi". Science Fiction is full of this shitty worldbuilding now.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NextSundayAD

Literally none, only what lives rent free in your head.

So is this a spinoff show now

Yes. So far Dolores has really only interacted with the rich elite. Now she's going to see the other side of humanity through Caleb.

i am but a simple farmer

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The first episode doesn't seem to have a lot to do with the original series, but that might change with time.

It wasnt boring, we just didnt like how much of an asshole she became even tho it's justified

this was actually boring af lmao. who cares about the stronk women robots? And kid cudi's "human" character is dead? who cares

It's basically a soft reboot. You could watch this episode with no prior knowledge of the show and you wouldn't be missing much.

dude i thought it was liam too

nobody liked season 2, so they smartly did a soft reboot and added Jesse Pinkman

>my life is ruled by women and poc who talk down to me and constantly tell me what to do
>my only friend is a toaster
>oh look at the time, it's half past DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

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Need a reaction gif or webm of the guy's shirt going from bored to amused

so whens my gf coming on?

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I hope

Nobody knows, but with any luck she will still be paired with her dopplebot.

I wanna stick my nose in that armpit and take one big old snifferoni

>stronk women robots
There is literally no attention specifically drawn to the fact that Dolores is female.
>And kid cudi's "human" character is dead? who cares
It was an incredibly minor piece of plot to give some backstory on Caleb and show us his mental state. It's irrelevant that kid cudi played the dead dude.

>armistice

best hostfu

>you will never have a 3-way with armistice and japanese armistice

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Stopped watching this partway into season 2 when it became boring, retarded trash. Should I bother continuing?

>ay yo hol up
>we hackers nao
>aint no logs white boi we gots a voodoo that knock out da indo
>ya we doin an illicit deal right now, so wut?
>so check dis out ima bout to blow outcha ear drums

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Who cares what you do? Think for yourself, you pathetic attention whore.

The writers are drawing more from Saint's Row than Deus Ex

me as BORED during this whole episode

I squeeeed when i saw this. It's just like when I play my favorite video games! I love this show!

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jesus

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You mean they didn't introduce Nazi World?

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YOU GOTTA LEVEL UP user
god that app was so cringe

no.

>smartly
>Jesse Pinkman
That is a baffling casting choice.

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I feel like that was the point. It reminds me a lot of keygens.

Does every single piece of media have to have nazis now?

i miss this milf like you wouldnt believe

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They did show us a glimpse of nazi world. Would you care to explain in detail what agenda they pushed with it and specifically how they attempted to influence your opinion?

I'll wait. Take your time.

that would unironically be more interesting than ziptie glasses logistics in a tv show about androids escaping cowboy world to take over an AI god

It's a call of duty/code of hono/modern warfare reference

It was the point. Look at any social networking app that exists right now. They are all pure cringe. user is just a brainlet.

It's just a trend, like WW2 first-person shooters. Why is it fun for gamers to kill Nazis but a tv show can't do a theme park featuring them?