What would the episodes be about today?
>George's girlfriend breaks up with him after he likes a post about her grandmother dying
>"It was a sympathy like, Jerry. A SYMPATHY LIKE!"
What would the episodes be about today?
William Evans
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Jace Cook
Jery get ipad
Connor Campbell
ipad
Christian Ward
>Jerry and George match with the same girl on Tinder
Ian Gomez
>George accidentally sends a nude selfie to his mother on Snapchat/Instagram
Mason Mitchell
Yes
Bentley Brown
>Elaine uses her 55 Twitter accounts to attack a boomer on social media
>he said that millenials dont do anything themselves, just watch other people do things
>then she hosts another Batgirl watch party/feminist rally
Jayden Jenkins
>>George's girlfriend
>not boyfriend
Carson Sullivan
>kramer gets wuhan flu from shady chinese fruit stand
>george gets his ass eaten
Ian Long
>Kramer gets a gf
>turns out she's trans
>"I'm telling you Jerry, trans girls will make you *pop sound* giddy up"
Noah White
>she sent me a sex vid, Jerry! Oh, mama!
>Look, she's even going to show her-
>WOMEN ARENT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THOSE!
Parker Hughes
>they all die of the corona virus
Christopher Thompson
Luke Ramirez
>people still using millennials as the scapegoat "young people" despite them being in their 30s and 40s
Grayson Jones
jery get coronavirum
Leo Flores
Bump
Connor Foster
Jews control the media brainwashing gentiles.
Jaxon Reyes
What the fuck
Noah Richardson
>Elaine reports the soup nazi for sexual harassment
>soup stand close down
>Jerry tweets about it on his ipad
Jackson Watson
Jerry gets an icar
James Jackson
>YOU DOUBLE-DIPPED
>I DOUBLE-DIPPED?
>YOU DOUBLE-DIPPED
>SO WHAT IF I DOUBLE-DIPPED?
>YOU CAN'T JUST DOUBLE-DIP
>WHY CAN'T I DOUBLE DIP?
>YOU CAN ONLY SINGLE DIP
>WHAT IF I TRIPLE DIP?
>NO TRIPLE DIP
>SO ONLY SINGLE DIP?
>ONLY SINGLE DIP
>NO DOUBLE DIP?
>NO DOUBLE DIP
Seinfeld """""humor"""""
Luke Jackson
Georg swipe right
Christian Reed
>Kramer (opens the door): I have the corona
>Elaine (looking at her iPhone): You have the corona?
>George: OH MY GOD you have the corona?! *rushes to the bathroom*
>Jerry: Why are you here?!
>Kramer: I have the corona.
>*George continues to yell in the bathroom as Elaine picks up her bag and rushes outside of Jerry's appartment*
>Jerry: Yes, I know that Kramer, but why are you here?
>Kramer: Y-you told me to get some beer for the game tonight.
>Jerry: Oh... (starts laughing) come on in.
Nicholas Moore
lol
Angel Jackson
>a show about nothing
literally tiktok
Connor Campbell
nice
Thomas Cox
Autism
Alexander Jenkins
Are ipads even really a thing anymore? They were huge in like 2010.
Ian Hall
Jery get Tesla
Bentley Anderson
i
pad
Isaac Rivera
>Kramer uses everyone's internet data to mine bitcoin
>George catfishes women in tinder until he gets catfished by fat and tall bitch
>Jerry becomes an anonymous internet troll
>Elaine joins the feminist club and realizes they're just a bunch of dykes who have no fun
Liam Parker
lmao
Wyatt Perry
>Jerry tries to come up with a joke about corona beer and corona virus but can't (C plot)
>George's current date is a doctor who tells him he can beat corona by only eating cloves of garlic (D plot)
>Elaine tries her best to contract corona because she met a cute CDC employee in a hazmat suit taking care of infected at the hospital (A plot)
>Kramer ignores all of the warnings about stocking food and now has to forage in Central Park for food (B plot)
Jaxson Baker
kramer drive uber
Jason Evans
jerry ipad
John Peterson
This is not even funny. I just feel sad for the person who took the time to think of this an then type it out, and the person who saved the screenshot, I assume it's the same person since it's not funny in the slightest.
Henry Butler
Julian Long
Jery
Kayden Thompson
Get
Hunter Brown
George pretends to be a trannie to get a job
Robert Price
elane tinder
kremer uber
Tyler Jackson
ipad
Austin Harris
i
Jordan Young
Some how have the corona joke write it's self through the plot at the end and I would watch
Oliver Bailey
>then he sneezes
>[theme music stinger]
>they look into the camera with a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>[theme music, fade to commercial]
Dominic Peterson
Joseph Sanders
THE MAD MAN ACTUALLY DID IT
Leo Gutierrez
How boomer is this moment?
Noah Murphy
JERRY
IPAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Josiah Perez
>claim to be a huge fan
>doesn't know he doesn't want to hug some random on the street
it doesn't add up
Logan Campbell
j g i
Isaac Peterson
WHATS THE DEAL WITH TOILET PAPER?
John Bailey
Jerry's dad starts showing signs of dementia, is arrested after going on a flashing spree in Bel Doca Vista, wearing only his shoes and a trenchcoat
Gabriel Davis
>IT DIDN'T MOVE JERRY!
>YOU'RE A HOMOHOBE GEORGE!
Landon Stewart
NEWOMAN?!
Jackson Phillips
>tfw you actually thought this was hilarious
Tyler Flores
jery get am radio
Landon Bell
Hudson Bennett
Trips of truth confirming Gooper George and Newoman
Ethan James
>Coronavirus hits NYC
>open with: George and Jerry in the diner
>George is eating tune on toast with french fries, has mayo and salt residue on his hands
>G: Y'know this is the worst part of eating? Let me wash this off...
>grabs Jerry's water glass, Jerry grabs it back and it hangs over the middle of the table
>J: You better not be doing what I think you're doing.
>G: What, am I gonna go all the way to the bathroom? You're not even drinking it!
>J: I might!
>G: So let me wash with a little and drink the rest!
>J: Let me explain something to you George, that water you pour over over those grease-soaked mitts TAINTS THE WHOLE POOL
>G: You're going to make me walk all the way over to the bathroom just to run the faucet and walk back out?
>J: That's my intention.
>George throws his napkin on the table and stands up to exit the booth
>G: Fine. Water doesn't really do it anyway, I need hand soap.
>J: Yes, soap being at the end of a long list.
>cut to a shot of the bathroom hand basin mirror, where a diner is obsessively washing his hands pumping out liquid soap by the fistful. George walks in behind him
>George watches as the soap dispenser empties, his facial expression reflecting his increasing disbelief. George steps forward.
>G: Hey pal, mind leaving some for the rest of us?
>Diner: (patronisingly) I would like to sanitize my hands, in case you haven't heard there's a virus going around. Do you have a problem with that?
>G: Well you see I have french fry and sandwich residue all over my hands... I would appreciate if you would let me soap them off, and uh, I'll be on my way.
>D: So your french fry grease-soaked fingers are a bigger concern to you than the health and well-being of the rest of the city?
>G: Well you...can't expect me to walk around like this all day? (holds hands up)
>D: (pumps the last drops of soap) Hey pal, here's a hot take how about you just use water (throws hand towels in the trash, walks out)
>G: (fuming, fists balling) WATER DOESN'T WORK!
Ryder Bailey
my god she looks to terrible
Jace Long
Go to bed Larry
Daniel Robinson
kenny bania starts a podcast called "the ken bania" experience
it becomes the biggest podcast in the world
jerry needs to go on the show to boost his profile and has to suppress the fact that the host is a complete hack
John Nelson
elaine launches an onlyfans, and the guys all subscribe and jack off to her nudes
Lucas Lopez
her account gets leaked and george finds the nudes for free
Dominic Barnes
>Kramer borrows Jerry's car
>Jerry calls an Uber and Kramer is his driver
Charles Hughes