Is <1 min of fucking enough to satisfy a woman? Why didn't Maggie complain after Rust was done?

I can't fuck like a pornstar and it makes me shy. Can't cum or keep a pattern. Sometimes my testicle lodges itself between my dick and abdomen.

WE GET IT AND THAT'S IT

They were extremely powerful pumps user

t. simp who's been played one too many times

Literally fake it you moron its not that hard

If they wonder where the cum is just say it was a dry fire women will believe anything

Whats the evolution advantage of lasting longer exactly?

Maybe if you dont last long, you are just descendant of a long line of rapists.

THE CHAD PREMATURE EJACULATOR

VS

THE VIRGIN CARING LOVER

Imagine caring whether the woman enjoys intercourse, lol.

>change positions
>call her a little whore
>spit in her face
>slap her
>suck on her toes
>lick her ear

I'm sorta the same. I take far too long.

Unironically this. I'm a proud minute man and I try to find new ways to cum quicker. I've a sizeable dick, which is enough to attract the women in the first place. From there, I use tinder/bumble to set up usually between 3-5 fuck dates every week. With each girl I get in, bust in them, and leave/block them, never to be seen again. Sure, many are probably on birth control or get abortions, but I'm playing the odds here. And by my calculations, having been at this for a few years, I wouldn't be surprised if I had upwards of 50 kids out there that are mine.

kill yourself

>hurr what's teh evolushin advantaijj of extended pleasure
More chances to shoot your genes into her, you fucking clown

Designated misogyny thread for you. Enjoy.

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Going longer == bigger load, which means more sperm. Each thrust is a chance to scoop out any existing loads already in there (this is an actual thing, btw)

I'm fucking women and fathering children, what are you doing faggot?

Imagine caring about furthering the human race lmao

>not locking her into a mating press and planking for maximum thrust effect

This has happened to me too. I feel like shit but is not as if the bitches care, I still fucking pleased them, right?
I tell myself that but they have both been reluctant to a second encounter, am I being judged for fucking not cooming?

he'll fuck her again. time is a flat circle

I blame SSRIs
They make it difficult to cum to the point of frustration

>Look up efilism.
>It's just life spelled backwards.
Bruh.

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kek

Making money to have a gamily.

>gamily

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retard, it comes from being a coomer and being addicted to porn

Not usually but it can be. It's happened to me once where your both so turned on for some reason that you both climax in 30 seconds. It's hot as fuck.

Maybe in your cumbrained world

You're in for a revelation: look up what "live" spells backward. Words are a secret code in each letter.

Yeah, marathon sex is a fucking meme drummed up by our retarded degenerate media. My wife used to cum just from the initial penetration and if I went too long she'd get super sensitive and we'd have to stop. I've got an "average" dick too, aka what 99% of the internet would consider so small I should kill myself for it.

normalfags fuck off
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>scoop out any existing loads
I have heard about this, do you know more? I think I saw a youtube video that said the "bell end" is shaped that way for the same reason?

based

No matter how long i last is not the point. What is important is that I grunt and sound like a caveman on fire the duration of my pumps. Increasingly guttural shrieks coinciding with punching the wall behind her head until I cum and my neck veins extend impossibly far.

>what is lube?

my wife only comes if im fucking her mouth while she fingers herself

As long as I make her cum once from thrusting (which usually takes about 5 or so mins) she seems fairly happy to let me finish

It's nice when I line up my finish with her having a second though - I think you (telling them that you're) cumming gives them a little push which can put them over if they're close

It's more obvious with other animals. Horse dick is a good example.

I can't cum with condoms, so I just keep fucking until the girl wants to stop then I have her sit on my face so I can sniff and lick and play with her asshole while she sucks me or jerks me off or I jerk off until I cum.

1 min of chad is better than 1 hour with simp

kek

I can't cum with my gf at all and we don't even use condoms

The only way I can ejaculate these days is if I watch BBC tranny porn where the tranny fucks the dude in the ass and I have to be jamming my gf's 8" dildo in my ass in order to finally squirt

Same

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I've got death grip syndrome so if a woman's pussy is looser than a vice it takes at least a half-hour to cum. Tight pussy feels so much better but then I'm done in about 5 minutes, so in summary tight pussy is good pussy.

Women don’t care how long you last if they’re attracted to you, ya uncircumcised tard

It’s about the intensity of YOU getting off

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your wife would stick around and won't look for other men to please her.

Guys I have good control and can last for an hour but I barely get hard enough to penetrate. Only time im super hard is my morning wood and i honestly want to fucking die. Im good at going down on gfs but the fact my dick is flaccid the while time makes me so ashamed, help me bros

I make the girl feel like it's her fault. I do the same if I can't cum, I'll tell her she mustn't be attractive enough

Are we fags bro? I don't want to be a faggot, I tried watching normal fag porn and my dick was flaccid as fuck and I was disgusted

do you exercise at all?
also how often do you mastrubate/watch porn?

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I'll never understand this. If I am on a cold streak and i fuck a girl, I cum in like 10 secs. I dont get you people

death grip syndrome

No, I am not a fag. I do not really agree with you, as I was merely joking. Assuming you are not joking and are being serious then the answer is that you're bisexual. You are attracted to penises and as a biological man that makes you at least bi. Furthermore, if you unironically are attracted to black penises then you are a cuckold as well and should consider suicide.

some people just react the opposite way. If its been a while, sometimes I get so hard that I'm basically numb

Idk, first time I had sex I could barely get a boner despite the fact that when walking with the girl before that I had a huge boner because I knew we were gonna fuck. And every time after that I can never cum with condoms, I've came with a condom maybe 1 or 2 times in my entire life. When I had sex and the condom broke I came in a reasonable amount of time though.

trying unplugging for a few weeks, then reasses

I exercise via weights at the gym atleast 3 times a week but yes ive been fappin to porn since I was 12. I just cant go a day or two without fappin is it really the porn? Its so hard to not use it. Its everywhere, ads on this site, every other thread image.

Russ was just like a lion in a nature movie. The male lion is very concerned with how the female is feeling during intercourse. He offers to use his sandpaper tongue to please her; perhaps a paw massage or he could braid her mane just right. The male lion knows that the lioness can't get pregnant if she's not pleased. Pleasing females is important, so important, that they absolutely despise males who disappoint them.

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yes its the porn. Stop watching porn, or anything remotely sexy, for a week and notice the results.

>t. me, same issue, took a month off to reprogram

Fuck it ima try. Its so hard, i know its porn addiction god i have a problem

First time was same for me, we were just watching a movie and I was rock hard then the moment comes and I'm flaccid

And condoms always made me go soft

Yes it's the porn/masturbating. If you jerk off every day your libido is going to crash. You're cumming a lot so obviously you're not going to be horny and in the mood for sex. Stop masturbating so that your libido will go up, and then when your horny just go have sex and you will have a boner.

It's easy to get a boner when you're not horny from porn because porn is much more visually stimulating than real life.
Also, you're not addicted to porn or masturbation. You're most likely bored. I used to think I was addicted too, but that's because I literally had nothing else to do so I just passed the time with masturbating and watching porn. Find something better to do and you'll see it's very easy to stop, because again you're not addicted you're bored and have nothing else to do.