Press S to spit on his grave
BREAKING: Youtuber Mike Stoklasa CONFIRMED to be infected with COVID-19
Asher Bailey
Mason Mitchell
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Carson Brooks
Hahaha it's funny cause I watch this e-celeb reviews and I feel like a kinographer with a superior movie taste
Jayden Richardson
I thought you were lying but I just turned on CNN and holy shit you're right!
Jason Hughes
>Mike would be featured on cnn
Maybe he did organize Disney Star Wars.
Jackson Rodriguez
Nathan Allen
mfw Mike dies
Evan Phillips
>"Hello, o-oh hey there Macaulay, -er I mean Mack, hows it going? ... Oh wow, your going to be in Wisconsin again, what's this like the third time this month?.. Oh you want to guest on our shows again, y-yeah I suppose we can start filming a new best of the worst soon. O-oh and a re:view for.... Party Monster? Don't think I've seen that one bef-. Oh and you want to hang out again and point at things for a whole day again? Oh gee Mack I mean you sure are fun to have around the set, really appreciate Max introducing us to eachother, so any guest you planning on bringing this time or- oh the same BunnyEars guy, What was his name again, Rick? Y-yeah he's fine I suppose. Well I don't know I'll have to run it by Jay and Rich to see what their plans are and you never really,... what's that? Your already at the airport and need a ride to the studio?
Jayden Gutierrez
Fake and gay, like everything RLM does
Christian Bennett
PICARD PART FOUR WHEN?!
Isaac Wright
Grayson Perez
I'll spoil it for you.
>But Rich in TNG Picard was like this (show TNG clip) and he would never do (stupid thing that happened in the new show)
>No one gives a shit Mike they just don't care
>Repeat for 90 minutes
Jackson Reed
>he thinks I give a shit about what they're talking about and not that I just want to pretend to have friends for 90 minutes of my sad and pathetic life
get real, user.
Easton Edwards
RIP Rich Evans ;_;
Caleb White
S ource?
Matthew Sanders
Gotta add in Rich defending the show with answers to Mike's rhetorical questions about the plot.
Luke Barnes
ok, this is based.
Luis Phillips
>he is survived by his wife mrs. bauman and their pet chimp dick the birthday boy.
Aaron Reyes
if mike has it, then there's a 110% chance jay has it too.
James Barnes
Sad, but true
Daniel Lewis
WTF? Source? Is this true?
Feel better, Mike!
Robert Gomez
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RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, Yas Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
Christian James
Jaxon Bell
Spike Moldova is dead.
Carson Rivera
Haha finally. Hopefully it spreads to Jay and Doofus . I bet he's a Toilet paper hoarder too.
Liam Torres
i wonder if jay being HIV positive will increase his chances of dying if infected.
Aaron Roberts
you're mad just because they have taste and standards?
stay mad, pleb.
Daniel Martin
Jeremiah Johnson
FAKE NEWS
Caleb Young
>i love Jurassic world!
Michael Howard
In all seriousness, 6 and 7 are when the show got good for me, so I wonder if they'll still hate it.
Angel Morris
Why couldn't Mike stay away from those asian prostitutes?
Hudson Diaz
u like Picard, I figure.
Isaac Jackson
Maybe I should've directed you to the nearest hand sanitizer?
Nathan Mitchell
Does Mike sign his posts with "-Jay" or something.
Parker Stewart
Rich will also bring up some video game shit that no one cares about.
Joshua Miller
It's real.
Alexander Ramirez
BOOBIES!
Ethan Adams
Blessed digits for a blessed girl with blessed milkers
God I'm hungry
Matthew Watson
...
Parker Wilson
>they make fun of the movies I like REEEEE fuck them
I love how RLM triggers the fuck out of you little faggot plebs. Even if they were hacks, none of you are in any place to say someone sucks at something. I mean who the fuck are you? You're just losers lol.
Hunter Baker
>they make fun of the ecelebs I like REEEEEE fuck them
Grayson Campbell
Which one will die of coronavirus first?
Nicholas Bailey
Maybe WuFlu will be what finally puts Spoony out of his misery.
Cooper Sullivan
It’s fake, OP and all the nu wars fans ITT suck peepee and eat poo poo on Wednesdays.
Don’t @ me
Hunter Hill
Mike is nearly 70 so he is more susceptible
Gavin Martin
>no u
Owen Evans
Fuck you kidd, the decade of the Spoony has started
Jack Jackson
god, I hope Rich is ok
Colton Hughes
That's not too bad. He was already dead inside.
Daniel Moore
Based retard
Jacob Gray
>brie laughing at mike's possible death
maybe she isn't so bad after all. i think i'll give Captain Marvel a second chance.
Logan Fisher
You aren't wrong but neither are Mike and Rich.
Angel Mitchell
anyone got the webm of mike decking fools?
Jaxson Scott
Mass replying should be a death sentence
Christopher Reyes
Why do the people who obsessively hate RLM think they're any less retarded than the people who blindly love them?
It's so sad to see people obsessed with random YouTube reviewers, but shit at least the fanboys are getting some enjoyment out of it.
Asher Lee
lowbrow simp
Ayden Torres
who
Carson Evans
mike buddy let's take a deep breath
Joseph Peterson
>look it up
>its real
Luke Walker
Mike will love the Riker and Troi episode. Rich will note the Mass Effect ripoff stuff from the latest episode and sink deeper into depression.
Cooper Morgan
>>no u
Samuel Hernandez
wtf i love brie larson now?
Cooper Cook
>tfw mike is only 3 years older then me so he cant be my dad
at least jay can still be my daddy
John Perry
>tfw moved to Wisconsin to be near these guys
>now this is happening
Leo Reed
If you aren't using a script/app that has recursive reply hiding it's your own damn fault.
Matthew Peterson
Ryder Mitchell
And? Getting it isn't a death sentence.