Words that should be banned from movie reviews. I'll start:

>tour de france

empowered

>in the era of Trump
DELET THIS

>Tour de force
>Kafkaesque

>Implications

Timely
Relevant
#MeToo era

Rollicking

>Lynchian
>Cerebral
>Bold

>Unhorses

>fun

>pretentious
>nothing happened
>no dub

Epic

what a cutie. any nudes?

>tight
>mondo
>taco
>NIGGER

>death-defying

Lovecraftian

I know people have already said lynchian which is kinda similar but this is personal.
I am fucking sick of seeing any movie or tv show which has either a monster with tentacles or some astral monster as "lovecraftian",
Like I understand most normies compare that stuff to Lovecraft because of Cthulhu since hes usually the only thing they know about his work.

It just gets under my skin when a movie that does have these features comes out, you get bombarded with shit like "HURR DURR LOVECRAFTIAN ELDRTICH HORROR"

>Trump
>empowered
>diverse

>Bold

Fuck this annoys me so much

Toit? Toit like a tiger?

Haha but it has the spooky tentacles, man.
They’re even on its face dude

>toxic

glib

>Controversial
>Divisive

Add
>in the era of #MeToo
Where they even put in the fucking hashtag

tour de force. i don't even know what it fucking is supposed to mean,

It meant it was like the Tour de France but with lightsabers

Honestly a few years back at a spoons one night some girl tried to tell me Stranger Things was "Lovecraftian".
I was so angry.

This brave critic already wrote a list for this thread

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there are like 3 girls on the planet over the age of 13 who don't have nudes out there somewhere. the question is how far are you willing to go to find them?

>I really, really wanted to like this.

>Not liking Bad Santa

im so fucking horny

>breathtaking
>bold
>empowering

>Kino

empowering

>based
>redpilled
>cringe
>edgy
>fun
>kino
>dope af
>Homage
>love letter to classic hollywood

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social commentary

W-why is she standing like that, bros?

tour de force

(Third one)
These

>the setting is almost a character itself

It’s Bad Santa 2, an admittedly terrible movie

I haven't seen the second one all I know is big titty ginger honkers is in it.

She wants the D

ride
I am sick of movies being called a ride.
The shittiest rides at Universal Studios at least shake the seats around a bit while they shove junk in your eyes.

Tour de force, you illiterate faggot.

But how else am I going to describe a film as a "Rip-roaring tour de force of darring-do"?

This. Fuck that term.

Feel good film of the year

We should really make a blacklist for these people. Actually, I think I'll start it myself.

But not for those reasons.

Trump's America

Fresh take on __

>fan-favourite