If you had to pick one Star Wars movie, what would it be?

If you had to pick one Star Wars movie, what would it be?

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Starcrash

None of them.

Revenge

or, controversially, Rogue One, I don't get why people claim to hate it so much

attack of the clones

Revenge of the Sith

Revenge of the sith

For me, it's A New Hope (1977).

ROTJ for the vore and slavekino
turn it off after Tatooine

Rogue One

>tfw never got to meet Carrie Fischer, or any cast member of the series
>May never get to thank George Lucas/John Williams for inspiring me to pick up music because of these movies
>haven’t practiced in years due to uni

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About to watch Solo. Just need to grab a cup of tea.

>tfw never got to meet Carrie Fischer, or any cast member of the series
>May never get to thank George Lucas/John Williams for inspiring me to pick up music because of these movies
I won't be able to meet my icons either
Stop being such a bitch about it, they probably wouldn't even remember you if you had

How come theres hair on her arms and thigh?

>tfw never got to fuck fisher in a coke-fueled sex binge

>tfw Yas Forums doesn't upload tfw

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I expected to hate Solo when I watched it but it was a very enjoyable film and fun. There's some very wooden acting in places but it isn't bad for Nu-Wars

Caravan of Courage

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As bad as these movies are (they're not THAT bad), I wish they would do the same to the Alien franchise.

This

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New Hope

Rise of The SJW

based

Case studies of trash fires are more interesting than the trash fires

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looks worse

Impossible. All six movies are part of a single cohesive whole.

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This. Great simple sci-fi action adventure movie in which a teenage boy defeats the evil space empire and gets the space princess at the end. Everything that was released after it never really managed to establish a proper universe. There was some interesting stuff with Yoda, but it didn't really go anywhere.

Empire

Is it me or is slave Leia more sexy in concept than in actuality. Like she's pretty flat chested but the concept makes it hot

im done with SW, they are all overrated trash

RO gets inta kino status bu default because of Mads Mikkelsen

because its mixed with brie larson

Reminder that Carrie wasn't allowed to wear underwear on set because there was no underwear in space. Also they had to tape down her tits with gaffer tape when she was slave Leia, in photo shoots outside the movie using the slave Leia costume her tits are glorious in comparison.

Also a reminder that Carrie Fisher in her prime used to fuck fans at conventions. Imagine getting your brains fucked out by Carrie Fisher in her prime at a convention and she's putting everything into it because she knows you've sat in your room alone for a cumulative amount of time totaling literal days jerking off to her and this is your dream come true, so she's going to make sure you can never forget how good she was.

Also a reminder that the scene where she's laying in her cell when Luke shows up and you can see her shapely thigh through her dress is hotter than any Slave Leia moment with the exception of when she runs and jumps on the turret on Jabba's barge.

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I can't tell if this post is coomer or patrician

>Also a reminder that Carrie Fisher in her prime used to fuck fans at conventions
huh?

She literally admitted she would fuck nerd fanboys at conventions in her memoir.

Fucking IMAGINE. IMAGINE how good that crazy coked up nerd-fucking pussy was if you were that lucky.

Enjoying Solo so far, guys.

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yikes. she probably just fucked the chads that sometimes show up to these things. women do not lend out their bodies to betas as a matter of course.

you should consider Having sex.

Did she go into detail?

dilate with a steak knife

Is it true that Carrie Fischer was a tranny like Natalie Portman? Asking for a friend...

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She gave birth

The Last Jedi

I did what? :)

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good summary whitehouse

Rogue One

>Hey there handsome, you like movies about space wizards? You like my character? You say I'm your favorite? That's so sweet.
>Hey, how about this?... if you let me give you a handy in the men's bathroom I'll let you eat Princess Leia's pussy, and we'll see where it goes from there

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I was very happy when Lando’s robot gf was destroyed, that bitch was annoying.

Why did she look so old for someone in their early 20's? I legit thought she was 30 in A New Hope. Mark looked so much younger.

So did micheal obama, but even normies accept he's a tranny.

nice job gookifying it

noice

Empire. Or Rogue One.

the user goes full coomer

I want to coom inside prime Carrie Fischer so bad bros

she didn't look old, that's how a normal adult woman is supposed to look without all the onions we have today. you ever notice how old pictures of dudes in their 20s look way older?

also she was drugged out

A New Hope. The only Star Wars movie that stands up on it's own. Everything else is derivative.

Another reason to build a time machine.

A New Hope, because it will always be the perfect Star Wars movie.

Imagine having to violate causality just to know the touch of a woman

I've known the touch of a woman it's about fucking Carrie Fisher in her prime, dude.

>tfw you'll never run a nerd train on Carrie in the mens bathroom of a scifi convention center until all the creampies in her pussy are frothing up like a butter churn

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RotS

Rogue One