Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome

bait's a bit stale by this point don'tcha think

Shiny & Chrome

>they ended up following the man's plan in the end
its like you only watched half the movie

MEDIOCRE!!!

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Give a serious reply or fuck off nigger.

Yea, but I mean the entire "grrr I'm Charlize Theron, grrr I have to stop rape grrr" shit was so out of place and detracted from the movie so much.

its sad you feel this way. it was established from the beginning that joe had 5 girl prisoners to fuck and they couldnt leave at all.
would you want disgusting pox-riddled joe fucking you all the time?
plus imperiosa got to her position of power not by being a woman, but by being tough as shit and a good fighter.

Mediocre

Furiosa.
>being tough as shit and a good fighter
>woman
Real funny.

>ywn be a warboy on set being in character for the entirety of the shooting

w/e i havent watched it in a few years, imperator + furiosa = imperiosa. chekm8
she WAS though, did you watch the fucking movie? she put up a good fight against max and was a good sniper.

you will if you get dubs

THEN WITNESS ME AS I TRAVEL WITH THE IMMORTAN TO VALHALLA!

immortan joe literally got cucked to death
doubles

>women collapsed a paradise and live in a literal wasteland
>men kept a functional society with charity for the elderly and disabled
This movie really is a redpill, huh?

ONLY I CAN GET DUBS ON THIS HIGHWAY

You are all beneath me

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>implying the women weren't shown to be just as bad as the men

oops meant to post this one

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If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die historic on the fury road

What's the point of this movie being in black and white?

>couldn't surpass 2
Mel is the key to all this

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You need to lay off the Yas Forums there buddy. It's poisoned your mind.

because

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>guzzoline
>aqua-cola
>mothers milk
Am I expected to believe the English language devolved that badly over a few hundred years? I mean jesus christ they're practically speaking gibberish, there weren't English teachers that survived the apocalypse?

Two is better. The fact they were so constrained in money and ability made the movie better. Fury Road is like an autistic child's playtime. Two gave that gritty brokedown decaying feel.
The huge ass mountain plateaus was fucking dumb and out of place for a mad max movie. Part of why thunderdome was such a shitter.

if you think girls being forced to breed against their will is a feminist plot, then you should take a break from the internet.

Look how much English has changed in a hundred years here in America. Let alone a total collapse of society.

It's australia. They're barely better off today

>few hundred years
The Mad Max canon and timeline is all over the place but it's been a few decades, long enough for the warboys to be the first generation to grow up in the wasteland
They were calling it guzzoline in Road Warrior too

They have YouTube videos dissecting the plot if you didn’t understand it and need shit spoon fed to you

WITNESSED

this. Watched it at least 5 times in 2015 alone

>a few hundred years
It's been like a decade at best. Iirc, the first mad max is before the apocalypse, just on the shitty period where it was complete anarchy, close to collapse but right before the nukes dropped.

The nukes didn't drop until between 2 and 3

Wordburger.

I thought 2 was after the nukes. I don't remember any reference to the cops or whatever max was so I guessed they've dissolved.

There's zero mention of radiation or nuclear detonations until 3 and it's about fifteen years between that and 2

Nah, it was after a war between the US and USSR that fucked up the global oil supply and started a massive economic downturn that led to the anarchy seen in the first one
2 is just a continuation after all law and order has completely gone

Fuck off

WITNESSED and checked

>Max literally, not figuratively, literally had his blood drained out after being branded then chained to the front of a fucking car
>still beats furiosa into submission

>tfw saw it in regular, IMAX, Dolby and at a drive-in
We’ll never get fun new movies like this again.

My god it's a fucking movie can we talk about a movie in one single thread without everyone spilling their spaghetti about women.
We get it, you get nervous and stutter when you try to talk to them. You don't have to fucking scream it on every single post. It's boring. I'm tired.

This. Only movie I watched more times in theaters was the first Pirates of the Caribbean.

WITNESSED

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People say Fury Road takes a lot from 2 but the fact is a lot of that whackiness and OTT shit comes out of 3

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Fact: Immortan Joe did nothing wrong and was the one reestabilishing civilization.

It's a very feminist movie that uses the concepts of necrophilia vs biophilia.

Based and chromepilled

You can re-establish civilisation without indoctrinating people into retarded cults

wrong

it's one of those films where the first half is way way better than the second half

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Right
See: Bartertown

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Wrong and nomadpilled