NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! NOT ONE...

>crossing the swords like an X
>an X can signify cancelling
>she effectively cancelled the toxic white male

The Emperor will return in episode 12 and 15

to please you, my dark lord

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Trying to make some of that money back. What's more baffling is Suicide Squad getting sequels.

Don't forget that she's a woman, so she has XX chromosomes

You never know.

>stabs Kylo after he surrenders and is unarmed
>revives him
it was just a prank bro

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How come Sheev supposedly paid some bounty hunter guy like 15 years before this when Rey was like 5 or 6 to go get Rey and bring her to him? Was he going to take over her body then? Or just keep her in his weird cave for a couple years?
How come the bounty hunter guy didn't have the sith map but instead had the sith dagger which doesn't even tell you how to get to the sith planet? Why wouldn't Sheev tell the guy how to get to the sith planet (thus negating him even needing the dagger)? Was the bounty hunter expected to make a stop and get the sith map? That seems really stupid.
How come the robot on the bounty hunter's ship knew the way to the sith planet but never told anybody until the movie was nearly over? Was he a dick or just a stupid robot? Why are there only 2 sith maps? Why was one on Mustafar in the woods?

She did. The Sith won.

I liked the part where Leia was a stronger force and light saber user than Luke on top of being able to dish out prophecies.

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isnt palpatine reys dad now or what was that bullshit in the new books?

No, it is Palpatine. The book to the movie was quite clear that every Sheev you saw before this one was just a clone.

You got the be the ultimate Jedi to understand how the dagger works.

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He's both, just like Rey is. What being "all the sith/jedi" literally and figuratively means probably even JJ doesn't know. It sounds a lot like something from the later seasons of L O S T.

Would it have worked if they were red or purple sabers? Did they have to be the same color to absorb the lightning?

This is the most stupid thing I've ever seen in a movie.

Finn also magically knew what ship to blow. He is black though, so his underprivilege powers are strong.

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I thought it was his way of trying to retcon TLJ cave bullshit when there's always some good and some bad personification of the Force.

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You shouldn't say that until you saw the whole movie.

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that color grading tho

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People on Yas Forums like this shit

Yeap, their storylines were the most uninteresting and boring.

>This movie trilogy had potential if only they removed Boyage and that spicoid specimen which added NOTHING to the story.
Yeah and what did Rey add?

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Tic toc little sheev

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This movie is so ugly

Then again his backstory had the most potential which got turned into him just screaming like an ape.

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The ship and plane explosions looked pretty good compared to other cgi shit. Leia made my skin crawl. Her face looked worse than some amateur deepfakes and they didn't even bother to use a person of the same height and body type for the behind the head shots.

>implying 3 swords isn't kino as fuck

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every movie needs to be color graded you stupid nigger, there're good and bad color grading, stop being retarded

God this movie was so bad. The writing made me miss George Lucas. I saw it on a plane and I was convinced 30 minutes of story had been edited out for some reason, like they use to edit movies to fit them into a timeslot on TV. One magical item or event after another, random characters appearing with no explanation, random relationships coming together and dissolving. It was just a mess. Nothing made any sense.

I enjoyed his quips

She could have been a concubine to a Kylo Ren

It wasn't nearly as bad as TLJ. That one was so bad it's funny, this one bordered on being an entertaining action-adventure flick, it was just an hour too long.

TLJ had the benefit of being a middle episode so it was mostly setup for this movie.

And this one is total crap and now it's even more apparent these were written by a committee out of a shopping list of shit they need to cram into a SW movie.

obsessed

Why didn't Luke just bring 2 lightsabers to the Death Star II?

and is bad color grading you double retard

It quickly solved a problem the writer created by putting characters in a position where they couldn't reasonably be expected to communicate with each other or know what was going on at a distance.

Grievous did nothing wrong

>I am ____
>And I... am... blank

No, it sounds like something from Avengers: Endgame™

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Ah yes but the prequels were kino

It isn't total crap. It was a decent movie. Nothing to be remembered but whatever. TLJ was absolutely incompetent cheesy and cliched on every level, from special effects to acting to lighting, costumes, sound effects, writing of course, you name it.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone digs up an ancient deviant art page that reads almost like this.

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if only mace windu had two lightsabers

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Those are biblical (satanical) references. "I Am" is God's catchphrase in the Old Testament.
t. watched some schizo Christian's interpretation of Marvel movies

Is this acting?

I remember that video on youtube what if Lucas did The Force Awakens where they just copy pasted dozens of TIE fighters as opposed to 2 or 3.

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I remember when people said JJ should have directed the prequels, and Lucas should have directed people to their seats.

Why do they keep changing the colors? Pic related is from the trailer. It's like they wanted to movie to look worse and I don't know why.

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