Which Hogwarts professor would you fuck if you could?

Enough about Harry's fuckable classmates, what about his fuckable teachers?
I don't know why but I used to really want that Madam Hooch cooch.

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Snape.

In before 50 posts saying 'this'.

Hardcastle McCormick

this

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This

For me it's her

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Pomfrey.

Found the centaur

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Looking back there were like zero sexy adult witches
Massive missed opportunity

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Not this

I bet she's a complete slut once her clothes are off. The stricter the facade the more whorish a woman is underneath. Judi Dench as M gives me a boner for the same reason.

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This bitch just needed a good shag

I'm heavy into femdom so the idea of being her fucktoy is a turn on for me.

does the death eater in book/movie 7-8 count? the one that Snape hits when he flees from mcgonogal?

shes probably into real kinky shit

Best Emma.

probably because you're a lesbian op

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Firenze is one of the few characters to be described as astonishingly beautiful
Also big swinging horse cock

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>mature British cow bitch
yes mommy please

Mcgonagall.

she already belongs to Ronnie "The Bear"

Lupin, in the Shrieking Shack, on the full moon

Absolutely

>Madam Hot Croch
How did J.K got away with this?

a man of taste

This

>Come back to bed, Harry...

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This Petunia was a hottie

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I want Professor Sprout to sit on my face and let off one of her infamous sprout trumps right into my mouth

>Forget those teachers and let that wax drip on me, my boy...

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His look was perfect in the first two films then they changed him into this retarded little midget boff

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why does vernon look like something out of a tim burton movie either that or he looks like character from a boomer comic

ayo hol up
is this my midge ww?

THERE'S THE LITTLE MIDGE, GET AFTER HIM

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I wish this guys was an actual chad

bursted out laffin'

This guy

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guys wait for me I gotta tie my boots

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This.

>tfw Vernon's actor died two years after the final movie
truly he was larger than life

catface meowmers

This but in cat form.

>tfw no hot aunt

I don't remember her being that attractive or in that dress, but I've only seen the first three movies.

Why didn't Snape just go for her after her hotter sister rejected him

once had a cheeky wank to that scene

He's a simp. Petunia would have soaked at the thought of his magic dick and taking her sister's friend

BASED. Big tittied, not too old, big ass, decent skin for her age, chubby yet firm, I don't see anything wrong with her.

I want a loving bj from Ron's mother

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That

Fuck the teachers I want her

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Probably helps that she was the most evil character of all.

The other

small top big bottom is my fetish

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FUCKING THIS
BASED

MIDGICUS KICKICUS