And here we have user, he's 27, unemployed and he loves movies

Yikes...

Wrong

I'm 28

>gf
>gf
>next gf
>loves to fuck
>loves to fuck
>ass for days
>am I an incel?

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I'm not some loser faggot virgin retard like you

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Yummy yummy yummy I've got cum in my bummies and I feel like going poo

>clipshow usually reserved for his friends saying what a mad lad he is
>it's just user's parents saying "he's very good at computers"

Inceldom is a state of mind, even you have sex you can still be an incel neet

>have never enjoyed sex
>each time I'm fucking a woman I'm constantly thinking about how to get out of the relationship
>couldn't imagine trying to raise a child in clown world with some roastie that can take half my shit the second she gets tired of me
>just pay whores now

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>tfw late 30s and almost a decade of oneitis
On the plus side I think I have Corona so I might finally be put out of my misery.

im 31 years old asshole

>I think I have Corona
Just out of interest what makes you think so?

this cope is unreal.

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Wtf how do these threads guess my exact age throughout an entire decade?

I have an 8 inch penis and I'm 6'2'', also average build and face and perfect hairline but I'll die a virgin anyway

Shows that present race mixing as a perfectly healthy and viable option for individuals in such a way as this should be banned and everyone responsible flayed alive and then hung from a lamp post.

>tfw late 30s and almost a decade of oneitis

How?

dubs and you'll die happy

>always get above average on /soc/ and /fa/
>sometimes even get a 9 from cuties
>still struggle to get laid
Should I go on tinder?

guess that's it for me then

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It's in my area and I started feeling shortness of breath today in addition to overall fatigue. I was at the store the other day and could have easily contracted it.

maybe you should stop asking people to rate you irl like a weirdo

you should get off Yas Forums

>first gf doesn't let me eat her pussy, says she hates it
jesus, how bad do you have to be?

She never let me, I'm pretty good at it. Her ex was probably terrible

if "the other day" wasn't longer than 10 days ago then you didn't get it from going to the store

Imagine wanting to eat pussy. How pathetic

Eating pussy is the most beta thing a man can do and I would almost consider it a homosexual act as you're putting a phallus (clit) in your mouth and sucking on it like a penis. When a baby is developing in the womb the penis/clit are the same thing.

Shit that might really be Corona.
Take some time to get back on your feet and watch some kinos.

>/soc/
Grindr seems more your speed

how do you feel about findling tits and pinching nipples?

At least he got pussy

>have never enjoyed sex
>just pay whores now
Why keep paying for it then?

normalfags are mentally ill and somehow can't satisfy their needs by masturbation alone

why do you have to get the correct age and everything man

>None of these threads have CIA photoshopped inside one of the pods

>from beta to borderline cp
what a leap, wew

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So sex is basically putting your penis inside another penis

Now that sounds hella freaking gay bro

>i don't want to give a woman half my money
>so i give women money by the hour

??

Usually you put the penis inside the vagina during heterosexual intercourse, not the clit inside the penis, but what do I know

What countries are you two in?

This is some pathetic shit. user, there are horny singles in your area just waiting to fuck, and you can meet them if you try just one weird trick.

Cute. Post tummy.

Far ones.

I have gone out with lots of girls since then to stop wanting her and they just don't do anything for me. Even just fucking seems unfulfilling now without an emotional connection, which I admit is the gayest shit ever, but she could make me cum harder via webcam than any real life girl ever has.

I HAD SEX
I HAD SEX
LOOK EVERYONE, I HAD SEX

kys

desu, i like it too; but mostly because of the lighting
same with gloryhole stuff and tushyraw, but such a shame tushyraw stopped doing that
is there any other porn series that films in the dark?

>Women, "Don't objective our bodies!"
>Also women, Naked Attraction

>objective

then: I read it for the articles
now: I watch it because of the lighting

I wish I was still 27 so I could kill myself and people would feel sad.
Now I'm too old to die young.

But if you weren't around you would miss all the totally amazing marvel movies we have now.

Dogfart is superior ir kino