Chris Hemsworth And Tessa Thompson Have Pitched A Comedic Genderswapped Remake Of THE BODYGUARD

Might actually improve the movie.

>genderswapped remake
>Tessa Thompson
STOP

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It's all so tiresome

No

that random woman behind her is more attractive than she is.

Nah, bisexual

Nope

OH NO A BLACK WOMAN IN A MOVIE IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE SAVE ME FROM THIS DEGENERACY DRUMPFY

this is all troubling and everything
but which unfortunate soul will they ask to make the cover of that Whitney Houston song?

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I am pretty sure more people remember the soundtrack then the actual movie

Tessa Thompson is relentlessly ugly

i've lost all patience for Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth is retarded and can't pick a role for shit. all he picks are flops and dogshit, usually both at the same time.

She might, I mean he looks like he escaped from the zoo. Her agent keeps getting her roles where she can grind against Chris Hemsworth.

>Tessa Thompson
Why do the kikes insist on inflicting her on us.

this coming on the success of the men in black remake?

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It'd make sense but wrong actors selected. You need a skinny manlet actor like Daniel Radcliffe, and a tall jacked woman like ???. But these 2 are wrong for it

This lmao

idk I liked him in Rush

It should be Hemsworth himself.

Gina Carano

Cope

actually surprised by this one, all those "i hate while men" twitter attention whores usually have white bf

Do they usually have white bfs or is that what you see on Yas Forums and Yas Forums?

they're fucking for sure

Don’t be a bitch. If fine it’s played for comedy. Just imagine Chris Hemsworth in distress being princess carried by a woman half his size.

She's a hardcore dyke that travels the world fucking Janelle Monae and starring in her videos. She's part of a new wave of hardcore feminist lesbians that see themselves as superior to men, that's why you see her trying to be in so many male driven movies - she wants to dominate media. Janelle Monae pretends to be bi but she's absolutely 100% gay. There has never, EVER in the history of the world been an easier time to be a lesbian bitch than right now.

>it’s played for comedy
That worked wonderfully for Ghostbusters and whatever the genderswapped Ocean's 11 was.

Why has it become socially acceptable to say 'I hate white men' 'Fucking white people' etc etc. When did this happen?

>I don't like gender swaps
>don't be a bitch!!!
lol, incels don't even know who they are attacking anymore. There is nothing more creatively bankrupt than genderswapping. Piss on me and beat me you little faggot.

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Around the same time the billionaires finalized their monopoly on the media, roughly starting 2005, something like that.

I honestly wouldn't mind. I watched the original recently and the plot is kinda' ridiculous and ripe for riffing.

>Whitney Houston's sister is jealous of her.
>Hires a hitman to kill her, regrets it a few days later.
>Can't call off the hit because the hitman goes dark when he accepts a job.
>Kevin Costner spends the entire movie pursuing a basement-dwelling stalker before realizing he's dealing with a pro.
>After a properly stealthy attempt on Houston's life at her lakeside cottage fails, the hitman just says "fuck it".
>Attempts to kill Whitney while she's performing at the Oscars, baring his face in front of the entire world, using a shoulder-mounted machine gun disguised as a video camera.

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Why did black women from before 2000 look less black than today? Every black women I see today is like blue levels of dark, but black women back then were barely brown. Wtf is that?

Is that even a good idea?
The original was a chick flick with a catchy theme song.
Remake would be about a comedy relief guy being bullied around by a dyke.
There's no market for this shit.
Men won't watch it and even less women.
It will flop harder than the MIB reboot movie.

Only light skins got famous back then.

Because casting process was kinda racist and for the most part they kept casting lighter brown actors. In the 80s Eddie Murphy was considered super black because he was so much darker than anybody else in Hollywood.

A remake of a schlock like the Bodyguard is actually very good idea, because it’s pretty shitty movie and hasn’t aged well, the premise itself is very decent and most people just remember the theme song. It’s also back in people’s consciousness now that you had Ryan Reynolds spoofing it in his movie couple of years back.

There is no political group that exists to protect white people from attacks and there are groups that exist to tear them down in the interest of other racial groups. People are still generally comfortable so it's nearly impossible to get a political movement going to get whites to look out for their own interests, the cost of being associated with such a group is high.

>Tessa Thompson
>guarding anything
Yeah try pic related for an actually effective bodyguard
oh, and FUCK Thompson, didn't she say she had enough of working with "white dudes"?
Hypocrite cunt

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Weird, you would have figured after all the time he spent with Brie Larson that he knew better than to work with feminists

Gaddafi had a bunch of women body guards. I'm sure that turned out fine for him

Gaddafi liked keeping Russian thots around as bodyguards or nurses so he could bang them at a moments notice.

BLEACHED

I'd be interested with a more attractive bkack woman.

Is Hemsworth beta or gay? Married to a woman older than him, doing SJW shit films with that negro dyke, posing like this...

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>they keep working with each other
>this means sex
Incels, please.

Hemsworth is talented but takes terrible roles.
>Vacation reboot
>MIB4
>Bad Times at the El Royale
>12 Strong
>fucking Ghostbusters
He should fire his agent.
Meanwhile Thompson is one those actresses that'll get pushed for a couple more years until Hollywood gets the message that nobody likes her aside from Twitter bluechecks who think "diversity" is the most important thing in any film.

he's a fag

Didn't she say she no longer want to work with white people any more or was that some edit

>more remakes/reboots literally no one on earth asked for
Hope this bombs like MiB International

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Bad times at the El Royale was good tho. But his american accent was off tho

They didn't learn with the MIB reboot, didn't they? Thompson is box office poison.

Nah hes just so adored by chicks he thinks well of them. Dudes who get nothing but praise from women tend to be pretty compliant.

ever since weak men took over

Why not just make the movie with Zoe Saldana as Whitney, and Henry Cavil as Costner? Not a comedy, a thriller. Directed by Michael Mann.

They flopped that MiB reboot.

No one will fund their dogshit. Just a rumor/pitch. They're both worthless actors.

Didn’t Tessa say she didn’t want to work with white people?

I’m genuinely convinced Tessa Thompson is blackmailing someone in hollywood. She feels like box office poison as well.