let's break it down >unforgiveable opening "gag" >couldnt even get a real pigeon >bad cgi >shitty framing >terrible color grading for outside shot >introduce kid who loves dinos, so hes looking at Ray Harryhusen pictures rather than pics of actual lving dinos from 2015 >he has autism >he isn't excited about going to see real dinos and is being forced out of the house >the mum isn't naked >teenager is having a girl in front of the house, yeah sure >divorce forced introduction >dont forget to RUNNNNN
fucking cancer, Colin Trerrorrow should have been executed
sure, the jeep might have some leaves on it, but it'll run fine, trust me, put it in the moive! (also no, no one would have bothered going to to the old buildings to check them out in 20 years, lol as if!)
no, no no. they wouldnt use the human door - they'd open the dino door and then go inside to look for it! scanners? look from the observation tower... no, just go inside!
I watched fallen kingdom last night. now what the actual fuck were they thinking releasing that piece of shit. jurassic world was shit, yes, but fallen kingdom was extremely shit. thoughts?
Julian Williams
I shit you not, that was the moment I turned JW off. Haven't seen anything from any of the new movies ever since except some stills and webms of brappasaurus.
Luke Morris
This is fine and clever desu.
Levi Williams
That unnatural jaw movement took me right out.its almost like we havent known about anatomy since the 14th century
You pretty much summed it up. It's the worst movie in the series. Even the other bad ones have redeeming scenes or at least one likeable character, and none of them break the plot as horrendously as Fallen Kingdom.
Blake Gray
The indominus really looks like some generic video game trash.
Mason Adams
Kino
Michael Mitchell
>none of them break the plot as horrendously as Fallen Kingdom How so?
Not that user but from what I remembered human clones are a thing now and dinosaurs are freely roaming the earth, even though they established that they're all abominations that don't deserve to exist. Or some shit like that.
Connor Lopez
>send in the swat team > i repeat, disengage protection vechile cover and common sense >do not wait for aeriel backup >engage directly
Juassic World fallen kingdom was a better movie IF >ignore all claire fat person part >only the island bit (minus the black guy and the asian girl) >ignore all the haunted house stuff
so just the island bit
Jaxon Price
>when mom and dad find their cum rags under my bed Fix'd that for you
cause you can control them with a clicker, but also you need to put them head restraints to touch them and they likely put their head in there willingly and likely the will come back when done ....
the most unrealistic bit was when they had to literally PAINT cheekbones onto this fat cunts chubby face so hunky chris pratt could find her attractive
John Campbell
JW1 is actual kino. JW2 is JP3 tier, but still blows away any other big blockbuster that’s come out in the last 10 years. Endgame? Meme Wars? Garbage compared to JP3 and JW2 even though neither were very good.
Jonathan Robinson
Off the top of my head >Isla Nublar is the only island we have left and they built it on a volcano for some stupid reason. I don't care if it was established in the books, it wasn't in the movies until they needed the island to explode >site B never mentioned at all despite Malcolm being a major presence for both marketing and quotes taken directly from the second movie >Retarded plot about making dinosaurs into weapons by using a laser pointer on a gun >If I listed every retarded decision the cast makes in general I'd make the thread reach bump limit. Examples include the tooth collector guy, the old man not believing his clone daughter when she makes very specific claims on the evil guy, the evil guy not killing the heroes immediately for no reason at all, etc. >The clone girl in general >The dinosaurs escaping, some species with just one individual left, and yet it ends on the idea that dinosaurs will spread and rule the world once more
Liam Edwards
Jurassic World is more soleless than Force Awakens
Jordan Thomas
>that stupid ironing gag in TLJ Sometimes I forget and then am reminded that's a thing and then I subsequently remember that there's legitimately millions upon millions of grown adults who enjoyed The Last Jedi and will defend it to the death.
Julian Richardson
>military leader evil dude is a doughy fuck who you can tell has never lifted in his life
So glad I didn’t pay to see this in theatres. That was some Disney Channel rose direction
Josiah Peterson
Thing is he was neither a military nor even evil. He was just a defense contractor who saw an opportunity to make some money.
In the real weird thing is that the movie wants us to look down on him for his greed but it's not like the first few movies where his greed actively led to the deaths of innocent people. He wasn't involved in the creation of the super dinosaur, he wasn't involved in the super dinosaur breaking out of its pen nor any of the other dinosaurs' escapes. All he did was try to get a handle on the situation once should hit the fan by bringing in the Merc team and he tried to weaponize the raptors and for some reason that's supposed to make us actively holler and clap and excitement when he gets killed.
Eli Smith
>you can tell he has never lifted >Vincent D'Onofrio
Benjamin Edwards
? youre point is?
David Cooper
The Lost World also presented antagonists who were neither immoral, nor for that matter particularly antagonistic. The big game hunter did nothing wrong. He wasn't even hunting animals - he was hunting genetically engineered monsters with a seemingly unnatural hunger for human flesh. And meanwhile one of the protagonists - the photographer - murdered the fuck out of them for no reason beyond "animal liberation," when the damn things weren't even animals. The series has always had a very strange and anti-human moral code.
Ethan Sanders
Jurassic Park is one of the sorriest franchises in Hollywood. It's only rivaled by the Terminator franchise in shittiness.
Jonathan Kelly
Alien
Liam Wilson
Why are all action films these days graded a shade of sickly green? What happened to campy pink lazers and big red buttons?
Evan Garcia
H*llywood happened
Jordan Hill
>franchise This is the problem. It should have never been a franchise. Same thing with every other "franchise" from 30 years ago. They only had enough material for one movie, but money talks. It's all badly made soulless garbage.
Lincoln Martinez
>indian john hammond >kind of a nice guy >kill him off before establishing any notable character traits Huh.
The funny part is that he got the job by pitching this opening, then he didn't get the budget to actually shoot it. When they decided to make director's cut versions, he told them that the theatrical release was the cut he was fine with, so they just made the awful extended version on their own, including that stupid opening sequence.
Camden Lee
holy FUCK that bird CGI this movie only came out in 2015 HOW the FUCK, HOW?
