Thanks for inviting me over to watch Joker with you, user. I brought us some 'za to share, come grab a big slice ;)

>but its so hot user... Jesus Christ, how can you still wear pants and a shirt and not sweat like hell

When you actually get into fitness yourself, it becomes pretty easy to tell. DYELs would be surprised by just how difficult it is to look like the OP without juicing.

I dont get how straight guys can look at a upper body like that and not want to lick him all over

Our daddy taught us not be ashamed of our 'za.

>'za
do chads really?

>no penis popping up through the middle of the pizza
why even live

chads don't have time to say pizza like the rest of us

normalfags can't tell so there's no reason to not be on roids since they'll cope by saying you're on roids if you look good anyway

Killer 'za bro, really gets me in the kino mood. I'm all about that #zalife

>flip the box over so the molten hot mozerrela permanently disfigures the models face so he goes into a decent into depression and eventually suicide

What does it feel like to be built? I've only recently been fat but I've never actually been fit

>he still gets girls because of his beautiful body and frame
>you kill yourself

Can I eat it off your stomach, big bro?

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Girls give you more attention and want to touch your biceps. Men respect you more. You have more energy. There are many upsides and no downsides.

if they can get a chad why would they pick a disfigured one?

delete this.

cause chad is the highest lifeform while roasties are the weakest

>no downsides.
A bigger body, regardless of whether it's fat or muscle, is harder on your heart
You'll probably die a few years earlier

Don't bully me oniichan...

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>this is what fatfags ACTUALLY believe
COPE

just do more cardio, retard

Ungodly cope. I can run 2 km in 5 minutes as well.

>thanks for the ‘za, lets get comfy on this couch and watch joker

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Twink life best life. Even roiders will fight over you. Get stuffed fake mesomorph.

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>not gay
oh u

Kek

>start gym 5 days a week 2 months ago
>sktzo body builder goes top floor
>uses machines 2 min at time
>moaning and screaming at top of lunges
UMMMMMM HOW DO HETEROS evun EXast!??

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If reddit could see this pathetic thread full of self-hating insecure faggots.

No wonder you neckbeards hate reddit with so much passion.

Grab a big slice. The fuck else? Wish it had some pineapple and green olives on it though

Obviously not NY pizza, why does the sausage look like brown pepperoni?

Nasty

if you were into fitness you'd realize you can't get that physique without roids.

look at his shoulder and forearm development..

the fuck is sktzo?

this nigga gay

Everyone knows you increase your gains 20% if you moan and scream like a rutting bison during your sets, newfag.

your still making your heart work more

>not offering your ass to this superior male specimen
nigga you gay

I cp album
I just try to sniff the buttsweat of the nrarest yoga pants

cringe fag

Are you stupid? having a big body doesn't mean you'll die earlier.. Maybe if you're HEAVILY over using steroids and HGH which can enlarge your heart.. But for the average gym bro doing a regular gym bro stack. When they stop, and start losing the muscle mass they can live a happy long life.

What if I like mine with extra sausage?

>skinny enough that I want to bulk and get stronger
>still have enough fat on my chest area that it would make sense to cut

suicide seems like the only option at this point

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i've had moobs since i was an overfed, fat little boy. got skinny in my teens, but the moobs never went away. now i've started to get fat in my mid 20s, and they're still here. just wanna kys myself, bros

what, can't contain yourself around those beefy tits?

>wanting healthcare for the needy and less corporate corruption in government means you shouldn't fly first class
Do Americans really?

Explain why asians live so much longer than others and they're never built.

this, I want to drag my dick all over that

>no bacon and pineapple
I'll pass roidbro

Which asians are you talking about??

they seem to eat a lot of fresh meat/animal protein

fast, then bulk

Why isn't there a hole in the pizza for his dick to come out of? They missed a perfect chance for a gay big sausage pizza.

shoot him as an intruder, then eat the pizza

i love how you can say such a meaningless question as if you're somehow making a point.. When most Asian countries life expectancies are way below Europeans.

Yet you would rather be me.. that is, if you didn't start off so fat and short..

I'm 155lbs and 6'1.

As much as I want to cut to see my abs, I feel like I'd look auschwitz-tier if I cut

do you have no muscle definition at all or something?

East asians live the longest. American asians live 8 years longer than whites

>hop in bro, someone made a Dance Moms thread

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>wanting to be gay
mm no

If you wanna group certain regions.. Then Europeans live longest. It's all about lifestyle.

>pizza grease leaking on your boxer-briefs
Disgustibg

5'6 200 pounds here....

You a bitch lol

Is Bernie in CIA gear?