You shouldn't have come, user...It's not safe

Robert I know you started this. My only question is why?

All men must die, Robert. Whether we live to be a hundred or twenty. All men must die. It's not death we must be worried about, but an unfulfilled life when it ends. I do not long for a long life, I want a meaningful one. I want a life that meant something.

Also I want an extra large coke and a big bag of popcorn, Imma go watch Sonic. Gotta go fast, y'know! heheh.

BBC is immune to the virus.

For you.
*coughs in his face*

I CAN'T STOP ROBERT, I NEED MY KINO FIX

NOW YOU ARE WORM FOOD

I brought you a thumb drive Robert * cough *
The finest hentai this side of the Wuhan line * cough * cough *
To tie you over the rough patch
* cough * cough * cough * cough * cough * cough * cough * cough * cough * cough *

I never had a choice, Robert.

No mask Robert? Did you want me to poz you? Its my honor.

It's happening get out NOW

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This what people don't get, destiny decides if you're going to live or die.

This live action virus movie promotion is SOOO good, Robert. You MUST tell me what will the movie be called?

ROBERT NO!

>yes, he's in.
>understood, sir, I'll deploy the virginity siren

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Oh no you don't get to cop on your civic duty.
Wash your hands you germ spreading mother fucker.

I do wash my hands frequently, however I'm pretty sure if I catch the plague it'll be when I least expect it.

Kek

Robert what's happened to you?!

Theaters are probably actually really safe now since noone else is there. Might be a fun time to go see movies.

Where do you live? Theatres are currently closed in my country.

Except all the movies about to come out are being delayed, some indefinitely.

There are people that have no doubt rubbed snot all over their hands, gone outside and touched everything they can.

Robert, please, I just want to watch Military Wives...

Snoic it is, sir!

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DON'T DRINK THE COLA

>That feeling when the local cinemas, malls, schools and universities have been closed in my city for a minimum of 14 days
This covid 19 shit is something else. Everyone in my province is spooked about it, I won't be able to watch the latest MCU kino when it releases if it continues like this. I couldn't watch sonic because of the same reason. Hurts to be deprived of kinos like this, bros.

>mfw i run out of ammo and there's a popcorn elemental in the next room

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W-what's wrong with the Cola?
There's nothing wrong with the Cola.
Is there?

WTF IS WRONG WITH THE COLA????!!!!
TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

If ya really need kino so bad...just watch Kino no Tabi...!

>tfw when my gf is off work for TWENTY-FOUR (24) DAYS due to this
When am I supposed to fap

I always found that robert always had a few reloads for me

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>not doing it right on front of her to assert dominance

Theaters are closed, moron

Ever done it where both of you masturbate together?

We survived the Joker scare Robert, I think we can survive this one

These threads themselves are kino lads. I am proud to say I am at the kinoplex with you gentleman
Same and based
Justaflu, isn't that bad desu.
You can thank our overlords for the panic ;')

*coughs* One ticket on the Joker, Rob *coughs blood* and one *coughs more* ice cold *almost suffocates* diet pepsi.

have sex (literally)

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Justified if she lied about being a virgin.

I should have killed you when I had the chance

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*Akira music*

Sorry user, we told him to not come to work, but he wanted so much to give others their kino experience. He was a good friend

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DA DA

The only picture you had of him was him serving a popcorn? You racist motherfuckers

If she lied about being a virgin there's not one charge you can stick him with in a just world he'd walk

It's been 5 years since the shooting, it's time to forgive yourself user...

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what does the virgin siren sound like?

Intro theme of Rick&Morty

kino

>Hey user Im going to tend to the crap legs for a second, dont sneak past the counter when I look away *wink*

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Huh. I always assumed "virginity siren" was just a regional term for an aisle girl, like a Hardees/ Carl's Jr thing

Man, I’m gonna miss this place.

Thanks for all the laughs anons.

Im not a virgin anymore robert
I have payed numerous women to play with my pp

HAVE-SEX HAVE-SEX HAVE-SEX

that's the picture he asked us to use, user...

It was so nice of Robert to send the popcorn miners home to mine popcoin instead

We both know that doesn't count, user

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