Be honest: you didn't even make it to the final act, did you?

Did you waste your money giving it to the mouse, cuck?

>missing the point this hard

Evil Rey makes me diamonds

I downloaded it for Dark rey scene and it is so short wtf

Go read one of the hundred autistic fan fictions where Rey turns evil then kills everyone and that's basically that.

>DARK SIDE REY is in the trailer showing off a cool new lightsaber
>actually she's in the movie for two seconds
I've never seen such disgusting hypebait.

>implying i watched any of the movies at all

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Luke featuring so heavily in the TFA marketing was more disgusting. Anyone with a clue knew Rey wasn't turning.

Rise of the Skywalker is a much more shittier and recycled version of TLJ which was already a cash grab to begin with!

I have a feeling you have already watched the holiday special

>Be honest: you didn't even make it to the final act, did you?
I couldn't even get through the first ten minutes of TLJ.

It's better than most of the MCU movies I have seen, so yeah I finished it

I was watching it last night and really fucking struggled to push past the 1st hour, it was so boring
didn't manage to finish it

DAE Disney bad? I too, hate nuwars, fellow MAGApedes! Ah...Attack of the Clones....back when Star Wars had SOUL

I watched it in 1hour. It's shit but the first 15 minutes is a giant fuck you to the last jedi which was fun.

Had the movie on in the background while browsing Yas Forums.
There must have been some crazy deep wish from the creators of the new movies to undo everything from the original trilogy.

deleted it when LOTR guy showed up, worst plastic surgery i've ever seen in a movie outside porn

I was so fucked up I don't even remember what happened. Genuinely was shocked when I saw the nigger with the crossbow later had no idea who she was

this shit felt like watching the world's longest movie trailer ffs

What film is this?

I think download the pirate isn't incorrect to say, your just a sperg

Who?

I love how one sided old SW fans are

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Starkiller actually went through training, he was trained by Vader meanwhile Rey does all the shit she does with 0 training, you can't defend her.

Honestly this
But it was still shit miles behind solo and rogue one
It was just too rushed badly edited (paving was terrible much worse then that of the older movies) badly acted (the original trilogy and prequels had much better tighter editing)
I honestly hope George lucas comes back and makes kino
Tfa and tlj where a huge mistep Disney tried to fix by cramming 10 hours of content into a 2 and a half hour movie.
Jj utterly fucked up
S
Mando s2 will probably suck as well

I haven't even seen the movie nor have any plans to.

>being trained by Leia doesn’t count

I dislike both Starkiller and Rey.

What's fucking annoying is that she would have actually been an interesting anti hero but nope no risks taken kylo sacrifices himself like a bitch because no reason and so much shit went unexplained

I haven't watched either TLJ or ROTF? I don't even know the name of the final movie.

>Starkiller
>a good character
He was a dumb as shit retarded mary-sue OC, same exact thing as Rey.

I really wanted to turn it off during the final battle. Rey fighting Palpatine was mildly interesting, but every time they could cut back to the dogfights it was really hard not to just turn it off.

I didn't make it to the final movie

Dudes like 50 years old
And still can't act for shit
It's funny tlj did that too and tfa
This is what happens when you shit on someones oc with femenist by the numbers bullshit corporate drivvel
Butterface horse nigger? She was kinda paper bag I guess.
All those space horsey things died wen I saw them ride out of drop ships me and my mom laughed so hard then I snuggled in her inflated bosoms

I was on the fence after only seeing tlj ro and solo once but tfa twice
I'd recommend it just for the laugh factor it's unintentionally quite hilariously bad like they tried to channel space balls but forgot to make it actually serious.
A fucking Mel brooks parody is literally better made written directed and acted than this shit and I consider it the 4th swars movie after the original trilogy rather than this shit
Ros is better than tlj and tfa but is still God aweful

Oh fuck off, she was trained by Leia AFTER all the shit she'd been through she had no training in Episode 7 and was somehow good with a lightsaber and could use mindtrick.

They only used his speech from ROTJ and didn’t give him anything to say

What's jj gonna ruin next?
Don't then.
Tfa does enough
Ro and solo fill in the gaps and mando is Kino
Yeah what a visual clusterfuck then having him emp all their ships and somehow not get his own because? Then they magically don't all hit each other or the ground or other ships while free falling then shoot the cheese wedges in the red penis gun then magically all explode

I didn’t really dig Solo all that much. Maybe I should give it a second watch?

I couldn't marathon it, but I finished it in two times. It wasn't that bad. Those RLM hacks are blind and senile, most of the stuff they complained about was explained in the movie.

>JJ TFA TLJ ROTF OC SW LOTR MCU TROS

Spell your shit out you prevaricating jargon filled retards

Eh it at least does a better job at feeling like a star wars movie despite being an actual cluster fuck with 4+ different directors guys from Lego movies Ron Howard and numerous ghosts.
Its not a good movie or a decent star wars movie but compared to tlj and rtos it's kino

And hundreds if not thousands of hours of bitching about them, talking about them, watching videos about them and consuming/creating outrage about them.

I fell asleep in the theater the day it was released, and woke up during the closing credits. I am not kidding.

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Gonna rewatch their review but they softballed tlj as well
Absolute hacks I value Yas Forums anons opinion over them and that's saying alot
Self explanatory u stupid nerf herder

Not only that, but it was so blatantly copying Endgame. They wanted the moment where everyone shows up. Who are these people? Where did they come from? Wasn't Poe's girlfriend supposed to be dead? Don't think about it, just be excited! There's soooooo much going on in the background!

I didn't even make it to the second movie.

>starkiller
why do people keep bringing up novels and the tv shows? theyre no canon. Only 1% of star wars fans read the novels or watch the tv shows (besides mandalorian). NO ONE cares

It was one of those turn your brain off movies except it wasn't actually fun.
I felt nothing the entire time it was like watching a fan fiction except somehow worse.

>final movie in trilogy has absolutely nothing to do with the previous films

it's fucking trash. you can watch the last one without seeing the first two and it makes literally no difference.

>Who are these people? Where did they come from?
There's a handful of scenes throughout the movie establishing that the First Order is oppressing a wide variety of civilizations. They come from there following Rey's directions like the resistance or however they're called.
>Wasn't Poe's girlfriend supposed to be dead?
There's nothing to imply that she was. They leave her in the snowy planet.