When will they make a movie about Craigslist casual encounters?

When will they make a movie about Craigslist casual encounters?

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When I was 20 I may have once paid a "personal trainer" female bodybuilder off craig's list to come beat me up.

story time? ive gotten sex from there plenty of times. it was great. fucking congress faggots ruined it

Dangerously Based

Based...

I fell in love with a gayboy I met there but I ghosted :(

they removed it?

Fuck I miss personal encounters. I met some lady of Craigslist fuck her and got her pregnant. Her husband doesn’t know the kid is not his.

i got a blowjob from a passing tranny. it was ok, got toothy towards the end.

It was all the fucking pros who ruined it for everyone. shit was really cool back when it was usually just a crapshoot gamble with other weirdos.

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Probably shouldn't say her name but there was a Yas Forums crossfit chick advertising herself as a personal trainer and "fitness model" who did "strength demonstrations". She was like 5'10" 180lbs all muscle. I paid her $300 for 2 hours and she beat the crap out of me and I jacked off

There was an sex trafficking law that was passed a few years back. It killed backpage also

fucking this. I had a small number of bad experiences but for the most part once you learned to sift through the scammers and gays, it was THE best place to find women who just wanted sex

Fucken a Virgin from Iowa off craigslist.

Absolutely based

Story?

I used to talk to the fakes until they asked for information, kinda roleplay to jerk off to. I started talking to one and the picture was too attractive to be a CL hook-up, so I assumed it was a scammer but played along. Turned out to be a 17 year old high-schooler that I banged a day after her 18th birthday. She drove to my house a few times for sex before ending contact. fuck I miss casual encounters

Sorry meant to type fucked*

>bored at work one day
>troll Craigslist for random encounters
>chick says she’s new in town
>think it’s bait but respond anyways
>naive chick actually sends me a selfie after one message
>I’m highly confused but message back
>meet up after a few days of emails
>she’s a college student from iowa
>recently lost 200 lbs
>she’s around 130 now
>fresh 18 year old virgin from the mid west
>get her drunk and fuck her within a week
>fuck her for a few months
>she’s boring and lame so I ghost her
>check her IG a few years ago
>She’s dating some dirty long haired fruit
>I was clean cut with a career trolling for easy pussy
>she ballooned back up in weight

I’m thinking I came out on top

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Any pics of her body?

Litterally did it to kill off competition for datamining apps for android and apple phones.
The sex traffickers were up in arms because it made their jobs almost impossible and the sex workers were more then pissed because it made thier jobs harder and 100x more dangerous.

This bill helped no one and did nothing to stop the sex trafficking that was going on in the places in america where the law makers live.
They and their friends are safe while the normies and lesser slave classes are not.

How come this got banned but not tinder? Is it because tinder complys with the information gathering agenda?

Probably
Also because people sold sex there like backpafe and they had a crackdown

Bills like this get support from the worst kind of losers too. The people that Yas Forums worship.
Tinder pretends to be a dating app, and the data mining shit too.

Too graphic. If they made a movie it'd be too graphic. It'd have to be a dateline style show to lay it on people in a managible way.

I still remember visiting one of my regular massage spots and telling the masseuse about that bill being passed, she hadn't heard about it and started freaking out. I felt bad for her

Was her body fucked from being that fat and then losing weight?

Fuck all I know is harder to post an ad in missed connections. My shit always gets flagged after being posted for 3 minutes

>be a neet 18 year old with bad social anxiety
>be horny all the time
>post a couple ads a day, mostly spam, hookers I can't afford or gay dudes
>finally get a legit response from this chubby punk rock chick 10 years older than me
>drive an hour to meet up with her
>have best sex session of my life
>eat her out for about 45 mins, she sucks me off, I fuck her in as many positions as our fat asses can handle
>never even cum do to nerves so just mindlessly fucked for about 2-3 hours straight
>she can't stop talking about my cock, and tells me to keep fucking her like a whore
>only stop because her roommate gets home
>leave with my legs feeling like jelly and my face smelling like pussy
>she ghosts me and I never got to fuck her again

I fucking miss craigslist so much. Huge part of my early adult sex life, so many good (and bad) encounters.

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I developed a fetish for cheating wives because of that site. More than half of my meet ups were with women who were married and it was fucking awesome.

So much harder to find women like that on Tinder, POF, OKC, etc due to the public exposure.

Whisper is alright and I legit fell in love with a married chick through there but it is such a crap shoot depending on where you live.

>More than half of my meet ups were with women who were married and it was fucking awesome.
What did you use? Like what did your write?

> Whisper is alright
How do you use that?

>Whisper
what is this

The Rants & Raves was so fucking funny, but no one posts there anymore, at least in my city.

>What did you use? Like what did your write?
Not him but this is what I miss the most about casual encounters: it did not matter what you write. You exchange body pics, maybe face pics, then you either ghost or meet and fuck. Tinder is fucking exhausting in comparison

They moderated the hell out of it and pretty much shut it down to the point where no one posts anymore. All the funny racist posts are long gone and one of the best things about CL.

Lets be honest tinder women just want to see how many matches they get to inflate their ego or they’re looking for buff out CHADS

Yas Forums worships Jews now?

Baltimore has some funny ones, but it's mostly rambling about gays. The one in my city had some fight me IRL guys who I really hope met up

It depended on the woman. Some women liked up front guys, others were reluctant and needed a bit of prying to have them open up about the possibility of another man meeting up with them. A lot usually had no real intention of meeting up in the first place and just wanted attention or simply got off on being a tease.

It really was a crapshoot but a reliable one.

Whisper is an anonymous messaging app that is kinda like tumblr but more skewed towards people who like to just post "hot takes"

You can sort user posts by distance from you so you'll notice it is usually used for hookups when you do actually sort by distance. Not very reliable though. Only ever had three meets in the 4 years or so I've been using it, but like I said one of those women I met was fuck buddy soul mate.

>tfw doublelist doesn’t get me as many results as craigslist used to back in the day
>ultra normalfaggot politicians who can get sex as easily as ordering a pizza shut down CL casual encounters and it’ll never come back
>my only chance is if I eat nothing but chicken and spinach and lift for 20 hours a week for the next year or two to try and transform into Chad
Why does real life have to be a living hell? You basically have to be Chad Hemsworth to get any kind of casual sex off of tinder or bumble or fetlife. And don’t even get me started on picking up girls in bars.

You're probably right for the most part, but the worst thing is that I have had one (1) Tinder success so I know there is some hope, and it keeps me coming back for a try now and then

Just a little lose skin

No, it’s been about 4 years. She was milky white skin red head. About 5’7, deep blue eyes, okay face, no ass, good tits.

they like to larp as christcucks, so yeah, they like worshipping a jew

Not true user. I'm a fat neckbeard and tinder is pretty reliable in my area.

Just gotta lower your expectations of women you'll meet on there.

You must be tall

Literal meme advice. Overweight and/or sub-6/10 women won’t message me back on tinder or on bumble. You’re either lying or understating your Chadliness.

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The only thing I ever got from Tinder was a bj from a chubby fat girl with no ass 4/10 looking face

Any holes a goal

The great thing about craigslist is you didn’t have to pay for sex. I don’t want to pay for sex.

I'm 5'11"
But I say 6'2"
They aren't gonna bust out a ruler when you meet up.

I'm 328 pounds, full beard that is only brushed before a date, medium length hair, minimum wage job, average dick, beat up car, etc.

Just be charismatic in your responses, even if it's fake. Most of these girls I meet up with talk a big game in messages but end up being awkward and nervous as fuck anyway until my 5 inch pecker is inside their fat pussy.

Holy fuck you guys are degenerates.

>Just be charismatic in your responses, even if it's fake.
Tried it. Doesn’t work.

Meh. Grindr works pretty well. I get like one or maybe two hookups a week. It's comfy.

The girls on grinder are hideous

>fat pussy.
oh youre a chubby chaser

tfw 5'10 balding, acne scarred virgin who's never been on a date and has no social skills at all. teach me your ways

There’s girls on grinder?

Man.. brings me back. I can't imagine dealing with newer "dating" apps like Tinder. There were ways to game CL if you were clever or had a good sense of humor. Tinder is just s quick fucking picture of yourself and a handful of descriptive words they probably won't even read unless they already find you physically attractive. CL had an air of mystery.

You would see a title of the post and whether or not it even contained an image. So, what you do is create or use a PG image just to get clicks and then make your message something interesting/goofy. For instance, something like, "Important mission details" then in the message tell her you're from the future and you've got an important message for the president of global apocolypse but the machine stranded you in [town].. "i've got immeasurably important coordinates tattooed somewhere on my body" something like that.

women love that sort of thing.. it's fun and unique. there really is hope out there for guys without the absolute chiseled, tall chad physique or million dollar bank account but you HAVE to think outside the box.

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don't outright lie. it isn't just about "charisma". have fun. make fun your priority and keep sex out of your mind/mouth save a very subtle nod here and there if the opportunity allows it without being too foreward... try type of thing.

Not like I'm a catch either. You take what you can get and honestly, some of these girls would be gorgeous if they dropped 100 pounds or more. If you treat them right you never know how some will turn out, case in point this 300lb chick I have been fucking since she was 16. She was kinda cute but has some serious mental issues and talked about self harming, doing drugs and things like that constantly, but I put up with it because she gave porn quality blowjobs. I helped her out when I could and she eventually did have her "come to Jesus" moment a couple years ago and did a complete lifestyle change. Now she's 23, dropped a couple hundred pound, still has her big tits, AND is still willing to fuck and suck a loser like me because I stuck around.

Wife material if I didn't know how fucked up she is mentally.

>don't outright lie.
You’re the one lying, Chad. Why would I lie about failing with women

There are ftm trannies almost all of which are gross

Hey man more pussy for you, fat chicks arent for me personally. Now that you mention it tho, the one fat chick I did fuck literally gave me the best head of my life and I came let me cum deep down her throat--so maybe youre on to something

>Now she's 23, dropped a couple hundred pound, still has her big tits, AND is still willing to fuck and suck a loser like me because I stuck around.
okay based

Do they look for guy dick?

The whores here were cheap af.
I found a 20 dollar quickie.

I went on CL twice. One time the chick finally sent a pic and she was literally 3 bills. Hell naw.

The other one I met for dinner and she was decently attractive but the most bat shit chick I’ve ever met. After dinner I said I had to go home because I was feeling sick. Chick had problems.

Yeah lol. I met one thinking she was just a cute twink boy then we made out a bunch and 69ed.

i didn't accuse you of lying i was responding to the guy telling you to "be charismatic even if it's fake". you don't have to fake it. just figure something out that's unique. rack your brain a little.. think of something outside the box like i said.. "im from the future, help me save the world." or "i'm a detective from 1920 who's been frozen in ice" be tongue in cheek about it.. you know its a joke, she knows its a joke but it gives you a fun story, gets you talking and if you meet up, it's excellent foreplay and it makes things way less awkward or personal. you've also got great excuses to ghost her and still have it be kinda fun for her. "you've been a great agent.. but now i must return to my time. duty calls" or wtf ever.