We'll take some Acid Pops, Bat's Blood Soup, Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, blood-flavoured lollipops...

You left out the part where he fucks his sister also

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Dean Thomas: "Have you seen this Marshmallow Fondue?"
Seamus Finnigan: "Show me."
— Dean and Seamus

Bat's Blood Soup[1] (also known as Marshmallow Fondue) is a dark red syrup. Honeydukes keeps a large, bubbling vat of it near the front of the shop, into which patrons can dip various sweets into it.

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for me it's huffing pumpkin jenkem

I never got chocolate frogs, do you literally eat a live frog? Weird.

Fuck you kid. Here's some Malteasers

>We'll take the lot.

Why was Harry such a selfish cunt?

Usagi drop

>we'll take the lot
>haha all the sweets right harry?
>nah ron your sisters pussy too
>oh right haha

Was it a flex?

You guys ever had the every flavour beans they sell at the Harry Potter theme park? Fun little party game to play. Some of them taste absolutely foul. Vomit flavour is probably the worst.

your mum tastes absolutely foul, faggot.

it's made of chocolate retard

It's not a real frog, but it is magically alive, so it's still kind of gross. Wizards are basically sociopaths.

:'(

They used to sell them outside of the theme park during the Harry Potter craze. Came in a nice little bag that I still have to this day. They did do a good job of making them faithful to the real ones.

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>Wizards are basically sociopaths

With all the available spells at their disposable, how could you not be?

Please don't cry she's actually a lovely lady.

so was the actor who played crabbe but i assure you his death was extremely painful

That's true. According to canon they used to just poop wherever they wanted and magically make it disappear, but if I were a wizard I would magically fling the poop through a muggle's window. What are they gonna go about it?

> Post YFW you didn't get the Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday.

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>you did but your parents threw it out and never told you

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The Dursleys tried that on Harry but they just kept sending letters, I don't think it would work.

as if Ron gives a fuck. He just cares about getting that Hermione pussy and becoming as important as his brothers. That shit is all laid out. He's happy to be sidekick to Harry as long as those things aren't fucked with

Parents fucking traumatized me by faking a letter from Hogwarts on my 11th, but just put blank paper with "school starts in a week, user!" on it.
They even put it in the mailbox for me to find, I think they were trying to get involved in my hobby but I've never gone from such highs to such lows since then.

yeah but thats harry fucking potter
im probably 116/120 on the intake list

but harry was the special dumbledore want that boypussy bad

Your parents called you user? That's pretty mean.

Was it a power play?

not as mean as sending him to his first day at a new school with a stuffed owl and a wand

Who had the coolest book covers?

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Why does the Swedish one look like an anime and the Japanese one look like an oil painting?

Also Germany and Finland what the fuck

> Sweden, definitely.

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>fappi hotter

uh-oh

france btw

Man the Japanese ones are fucking awesome.

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Nigga what. This looks terrible.

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kek they're like power metal album covers

ok all those covers are banging, the deathly hallows one is the weakest, the halfblood prince one could be the album cover for a folk metal album

Did Finland mistranslate the books as taking place in Israel?

lmao they're flying the dragons like kites

now this is magical as fuck, again deathly hallows one worst cover

Harry Potter is for people who never felt a titty

What is going on with Italy's? It looks like some sad romance novel.

We had this cover in my school's library and I always thought it looked cool as fuck

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only the biggest faggots like hairy potter

what a terrible fucking /lit/ reject tumblrina tourist thread

Here's your (you)s :^)

It's odd because it doesn't seem to go with the other Italian covers. Then again Deathly Hallows doesn't really go with the other Harry Potter books.

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I like DH's better than the Goblet of Fire one. Genuinely no idea what scene the GoF cover is meant to represent. But I agree that all the other ones are superior.

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Goblet of Fire just looks like a collection of things from the book. There's the Durmstrang ship, the four dragons from the tournament, and then what i'm guessing is the two house elves.

the ship is the russian school, it was docked in the lake, then there's the dragons from the tourney in the back, the goblins in the front I have no clue, maybe just generic lake creatures

>a literal juden center front in the cover of the 4th book
lmao

>dat professor umbridge

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