Fuck

Fuck.

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I don't like them apples

I literally don't understand this meme? i don't even know what movie it's from

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it's from the movie rounders you dweep

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You raise so you don’t show
Ur fucking cards..

It's pokah, Phil.

nobody raised. he's slowplaying his hand and trying to hide his excitement.

matt damon is too intelligent to play poker

How can the person with 1% win

He should be raising....
You don’t fucking slow play

>not setting up fake bluffs through out the game to set something like this up
>not betting high and people calling you because of prior bluffs
pleb

He should have raised
with a straight face
not say "Fuck" so suddenly
he would have gotten away with it.

Oh wait two kings, figured it out

t. Game theorist cuck

I played it like a set

If the 2 unrevealed cards turn out to be kings then the 1% guy wins with a higher tier full house.

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People actually thinking poker is a game of skill is the biggest indicator that people can't be trusted with democracy

we dont know the positions
if he is out of position those in position are likely to bet this board and try and leverage that position
so check raising is a potential play

I've always said it's 30% skill and 70% luck since there needs to be some room for sound judgement.

I guarantee a guy who's played poker for 10+ years would win your net worth off of you regardless of the hands he gets

From psychological manipulation?

Yeah and I bet some people are really good at scratchers and slot machines too. Idiot detected

It is clearly a skill based game, brainlet detected

>NO IT'S NOT

You're validating every single thing I've said. Poker is a no-talent game that charlatans have made up to be something special. Gambling takes no skill, except for memorizing win percentages, and that's it.

I wish I knew how to play poker

Poker is 100% a game of skill in the long run. However there is a large element of luck in the short term. Professional poker players mitigate the luck aspect by consistently making mathematically superior decisions and therefore winning in the long run.

>Professional poker players mitigate the luck aspect by consistently making mathematically superior decisions and therefore winning in the long run.
then they go in deep against a whale asian billionaire who is complete dogshit but still busts them on a lucky streak
poker pros are the ultimate degenerates

literally do any amount of research, it is a game of skill

>butthurt because he sucks at poker

I'd bet 8K.

You do it, burden is on you to prove it

Wtf do you want from him user? Just let it go man.

that's not the line

all in

Nobody would have bet shit if he raised. It's just bad luck. He got the hand at the worst time possible.

Which is the whole friggin point
No one was going to bet

He was fucked no matter what he did.

What would Doug Polk have done?

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Ive played a 50$ buy in poker game with my brother's friends and ended up winning off sheer luck and just folding shit hands. They got unbelievably assmad and said I shouldn't of won, saying i played wrong. Seems stupid that I could fall assbackwards into winning if its so high skilled. While I could never beat a real athlete in any sort of physical competition. Poker and gambling as a whole is gay.

>"hit me"

What the fuck was Ben Affleck smoking?

Alright niggers you wanna know why he checked? He blew his cover seconds before, nearly jumping out of his chair when the 6 was flipped.

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Not just that, he failed to hide his hand. His reaction to the turn was laughably bad and he knew it.
If he kept a good poker face he could have called.

you gotta call that shit

>in this position, you either wanna check, bet, or fold

If its so easy go become a Pro bro

>fuck how could my life get any worse.

This

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why do you keep posting about these two poker games

mmmilk

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Fuck Australians

on ya bike

Worst beat in poker history

Would you like to play some?

DAS
FUCKIN
IT
MANE

BRUH
LIKE
LEGIT

FUCK

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MY NIGGA I CAN'T STOP THESE PULSATING BALLS FROM WRACKING MY BRAIN WITH INTENSE FEELINGS OF CUM-RELATED PLEASURE LIKE DUDE I AM JUST ONE MORTAL MAN WHAT POWER HATH I OVER THE MODERN INTERNET CONNECTION AND ITS LITANY OF UNIMAGINABLY SEXY WHORES

When was Gaddafi on WSOP?

Should have called there.

one thing ive always wondered, how does seidel have a 1% chance?