We're quarantined, Elaine!

>What do you mean all the restaurants are closed?
>I mean they're closed, Jerry!
>The diner?
>Closed
>The pizza place?
>Closed
>The chinese buffet?!
>They're ALL closed!
>*Kramer bursts in carrying a humorously large stack of pizza boxes*
>Hey Jerry, you wouldn't believe this! The pizza place was closing down so I bought all the pies they had!
>Good thinking, Kramer! Now we won't go hungry!
>Yeah, especially after I make some dough selling these bad boys... *he opens a pizza box and wafts some of the smell towards his face* GIDDY UP!
>*Jerry and Elaine look at each other incredulously*

the rolls, Jerry! Did you get the rolls?

>are you telling there are no toilet papers in Del Boca Vista?

>I Created a pandemic Jerry!
youtube.com/watch?v=dPsC60eLpxE

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>George gets quarantined with Newman and begins to share Newman's hate of Jerry

I'm Interested

jery get virus

>Jerry comes home finds George waiting for him
>"Where were you!?"
>"I was getting vaccinated"
>"Vaccinated?"
>""Yeah why?"
>"Jerry don't you know what they put in that stuff?"
>"What do you mean?"
>buzzer goes off
>Elaine says she is coming up
>"Jerry they put mercury in that you really let them stick you with that?"
>"Mercury?"
>"Yeah it's full of toxins Jerry I never got vaccinated and look at me."
>"Yeah...look at you."
>Elaine comes in showing off a band aid
>"Look what I got?"
>"See Elaine got stuck too"
>"Elaine got stuck?"
>"They stuck me."
>door bursts open
>"Don't get the vaccine!"

I'm getting to a point where I feel like I've watched every episode 100 times, what other show can I watch to try and forget them so they become watchable again

>THE NIGGERS ARE GOING TO KILL US FOR OUR SHOES, ELAINE!
>IT’S MADNESS

>We had to buy them all. You need a buffer zone.

voca.ro/2halWArxh8J

lel

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>this is it, Jerry, I've got the corona...I'm gonna die, I know it!
>noooo, it's just a regular flu, you'll be up in no time
>I've got it Jerry, I know I got it!

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based

*gangrapes elaine*

>Newman and Kramer plan to hoard toilet paper
>Find all stores empty
>Kramer comes up with cutting paper towel rolls in half and selling them as toilet paper
>start making a buck out of it, but someone recognizes the paper pattern and calls them out
>episode ends as they get chased by an angry mob of New Yorkers

You all realize you're stuck in the 90's right?

>Good evening and Remain Indoors

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10/10 would watch

better than being stuck in current year

>voca.ro/2halWArxh8J
add a laugh track and its perfect

>youtube.com/watch?v=dPsC60eLpxE

kek

>people love it initially
>extra tough and absorbent
>where did this stuff come from?
>Georges dad becomes obsessed with it
>raves about it everywhere
>shows it to a business partner
>the guys son is a brawny exec
>guy recognizes the pattern
>everyone looks foolish

>Elaine manages to snag a date with some B-list celebrity, probably Breckin Meyer or something
>Jerry gets quarantined in the apartment but Elaine doesn't mind
>tells Breckin about the quarantine at dinner
>Breckin freaks out as he watches Elaine touching her face and blowing her nose into her napkin
>she tries to give him a bite of her food
>Breckin calls the CDC on her

Not bad.

>"Jerry I gotta tell ya, this new hand sanitizer racket is really somethin'! I got four truckloads of this stuff from my friend Bob Sacamano, it's goin' for twenty bucks a pop!"

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>door bursts open
>"Don't get the vaccine!
fucking kino. you earned those dubs

>kramer gets quarantined with a black family
>performs his standup set to pass the time

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Frasier

cheers, frasier, friends, back to seinfeld. the never ending kino cycle

Frasier is the best though let’s be honest.

If you want to spend a paycheck watching Frasier, I say go for it. It's a great show - up to Season 7.

spend a paycheck?

>George intentionally gives corona to his parents in an attempt to get them out of his life
>Ends up quarantined with them

>elaine dates an old rich man with the virus
>to her disappointment he makes a full recovery and spends all his money on medical bills

Nah he'd fake it to avoid them and stay home from work, then his parents rock up and stay with him because they got it. Now he's stuck with them AND going to get sick for real and everyone's going to find out he was faking when they notice he's sick for longer.

based retard

>George and Frank grow tired of Estelle's nagging

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>*tumbleweeds*

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Hey man I have autism too and I don’t get it.

Fucking retard

> people love it
have you ever wiped your ass with a paper towel?
PROTIP: A better alternative is McDonald's napkins

kekd, geuinely good impression

Also people realize it clogs up all their pipes and thus the gang creates a citywide sewage problem.

on his ipad

Absolutely based especially the last part.

LOOK ITS A NIGGER
OH HE CAN TALK
FIFTY YEARS AGO YOUD BE HANGING FROM A TREE
NIGGER

>Elaine meets an ugly guy, treats him like shit until she finds out he owns a bunker
>Quickly tries to get on his good side. Bunker Boyfriend
>Kramer and Newman don't believe the virus is real, coughing like crazy around each other and in town, making fun of the idea that it's anything more than a cold
>Jerry was on a comedy tour but is quarantined at a venue. People expect him to raise their spirits with humor but he's more cynical and paranoid than anyone
>George is casually enjoying life in a full hazmat suit and "riding it out" at his workplace which is a "ghost town", loving that he can just avoid work and use phones for everything, but they can't hear him because of the hazmat suit.

>Kramer and Newman cough around anything they want to use so that people flee
>They start having terrible fever and trouble breathing, but still trying to enjoy the arcade machines, swimming pools, etc.
>All of them conference call to update each other, make fun of others and update on the twists and turns of their sub plots

I love this idea