/trek/

why did you bump this shitty early thread when it was just about to (rightfully) die?

I like Star Trek

/trek/, if you are seeing this comment, it means you attempted to post an early thread while the generals' self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted.

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Based as hell

COME CHEER UP MY LADS 'TIS TO GLORY WE STEER
FOR MORE SUICIDES OF THE TRANS AND THE QUEERS

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You can tell who's here just for the (You)s.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

I've been done for over half an hour and there's been barely any posts. This is a new low.

elab

I can just take a shower or wash my ass in the sink.

>IS THERE A JOHN LUCKY MCPICKERTON HERE?

I HAVE TO TAKE A LEAK

>I've been done for over half an hour and there's been barely any posts. This is a new low.
thread is over here:

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ELAB ITS SO FUCKING LAZY

There's more posts in this thread than there is in that one. A. New. Low.

bro I'm at the grocery store and the shelves are empty and I had to fight a gypsy with coronavirus for a bag of frozen popcorn chicken and I've been marathoning fear the walking dead for the last couple days and there were rubber gloves all over the parking lot and I'm high as shit and just not digging this whole thing right now bro

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>I've been done
?????

People are posting in another thread.
If only this one had been allowed to die but now suddenly peole are posting here too.

It was started like an hour earlier and like 30 posts early. It should be much further along but nobody wants to post in it

What?

He's posting this in multiple threads, getting (You)'s for people calling out his toilet roll numbers.

>peole

Which Star Trek should I watch while I'm under quarantine?

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Smart move. I admire high level farmers.

Damn that's based as hell

Pretty badass, yeah.

I'm actually starting to get scared that something might happen. My entire city is empty on a Saturday night. I've never seen anything like this before.

same

bs5 better

I only use about a roll a month. Why are you shitting so much?

sour creme.

>only a few more days until the plague kills off the boomers who post about Picard, STD, and TOS
>the VOYfags will be next

Apocalypse aside, you have to admit the future is looking bright for /trek/.

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Yeah, at least we got rid of
BF. What a toxic, manipulative bitch.

>hating Voyager
Retard tranny forcing infighting between canon shows.

love you. fuck the haters.

There's nothing wrong with accepting Voyager as a lesser Trek.

I love you more.

kys tranny and tranny enabler.

Someone post the pussy & ass taste chart

What is love, /trek/?

dilate tranny

>Thinking corona is actually something to be scared of
Retard

Then why is the entire world being quarantined, you dumb shit eating ass goblin?

Autism

I'm in the apex of where corona hit my country and nothing is happening or changing. You're just a autistic happenertard, probably from Yas Forums.

>boomers are starting to say they weren't even afraid this whole time
archive fag better link to those doomsday threads

>the Reddit colonist fa/tv/irgins were making doomsday threads
>This somehow proves something
Wow it's not like 4shit to overreact over literally everything

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>I wasn't posting about the collapse of civilization two days ago it was all fake news

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Does anyone in this thread know anybody with the virus?

Just finished season 3 of TNG

Someone in my flat block was tested for it but it was a nothingburger because chinkoids in this city don't leave their cliques so they all just give it to eachother

It's just an advanced version of the common cold.
It's being used as an excuse to round people up and it's going to work in some areas of the world.

It reminds me of when Thanos snapped his fingers and killed half the universe.

Why Picard is such a incel in this episode? Literally a planet of subservient hot women offering massages and jamaharon and he dismisses every oportunity just to be reading a fucking book

*coughs out candle*

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