Holy shit

it’s more likely that biden will pick one of them as his VP and then die than sanders winning

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

lmfao

trump, biden, clinton and sanders won't live in November. Yeap, i'm thinking Michelle will be back in the white house.

but seriously, putting Biden who has advanced dementia seems hilarious and also fucked up as fuck

You probably were saying that in January, how did that go?

Based Biden dabbing on the retards and the extremists

Bernie has no path forward to winning the nomination. He's said for the entire campaign that he'll support whoever the Democratic nominee is, and Biden has nil chance of losing now, so Bernie's finally accepted reality.

NO
REFUNDS

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If no candidate secures 50% of the delegates in the primary, then the convention delegates can do whatever the hell they want, including nominate randos that weren't even actually running for president in the first place.

It hasn't happened since 1968 but it used to happen all the time

Bernie feeds the lower class people a fantasy of getting free shit. When Bernie is the last person running, he backs the establishment candidate, ultimately funneling all of his brain dead NPCs back to a moderate position.

In other words, he's going to get Hillary'd again, and then Trump is going to dismantle sleepy Joe, finally destroying the democratic party once and for all.

nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg

>Bernie is behind write-ins who aren't even running.

LMAO.
Berniebros are threatening to boogaloo the DNC convention. Don't pussy out now guys.

I'd love to live in whatever fantasy world you do

are they still going to debate tomorrow

>WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?

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>1968
Holy shit the primary results turned out like this, then Hubert Humphrey was declared the winner. Puts things in perspective when you think things are shit today.

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Yes, but no audience. It's not like it'll matter unless Biden says something legitimately campaign-ending, and he hasn't thus far.

>Bernie makes Biden mad
>BACK IN DELAWARE WE KNEW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU SCHLOMOS, I'M GONNA GAS YOU KIKE

even if he did by this point its already to late for Bernie to recover

OHNONONO BERNOIDS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Yeah, there was a massive actual riot when they did that.

it wont be something so blatant but I can definitely see him slipping up and calling him a "shyster" or something

If Biden looked into the camera and said, "FUCK BARACK OBAMA AND FUCK NIGGERS", Bernie would win.

You mean Biden would win 49 states

What film is this?

The media would cover it up.

That would only guarantee Biden's victory.

>implying the election isnt on tv

he forgot how Barrack Obama is named few times xD

I truly pity you if you believe that.

Is it safe to laugh at bernie bros yet?

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Obiden Bama

Biden confirmed for next president?

This only happened because Kennedy was killed.

We're already living in a fantasy world considering the fact that they had to drag his ass across the finish line out of desperation.

IT WAS HIS TURN

this board really is Yas Forums

>WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?
no refunds

>implying there is ever a time to not laugh at Berniebros

Probably. Biden will capture tons of moderate independent votes, and turnout in the primary was way, way up from 2016. Reason would suggest that he'll curbstomp Trump.

Drag whose ass across the finish line?

Bernie bro here, it's ok to laugh. We're all gonna be laughing in November when Biden's senile ass gets humiliated for all to see.

KEEP DONATING ITS THE ONLY WAY

Reason would suggest Hillary would've curbstomped Trump in 2016. Reason would suggest Kerry would've curbstomped Bush in 2004.
Reason is not applicable to the United States.

OH NO NO NO NO NO LOL

FOUR
MORE
YEARS

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>March 15th 2020

There's no legitimate or rational reason to think Biden won't win. Biden isn't going senile; he's always stuttered and misspoken.

Reason actually wouldn't have suggested that Hillary would win. Turnout was down in the primary and she was overall a very weak candidate - woman, not personally likeable or warm, political baggage. Those are huge issues in an American election. Biden is basically a version of Hillary without those issues.

>what are time zones

Why doesn't Sanders just drop out? If he wants Trump gone then he needs Biden campaign to shift gears for the presidency.

As in today? I've already had lunch user.

I am from the future. By the way, your mom says hi - she was delicious.

Blacks and illegals already get that free shit

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bernie will never get elected because americans are antisemitic

people openly say that the reason why they don't vote for bernie is because he's jewish. not because of his socialist views, but because of his jewish heritage.

are you really that retarded?

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why would you eat my mom man, she made me food and know she can't due to being cannibalized

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