What do you think of Ali Wong's HPV confession? Is she right that only losers don't have HPV yet?

Thats herpes you retard

>using plastic surgery to make yourself uglier

Next level difficulty settings. Those Koreans are so far ahead in vidya.

>Is she right that only losers don't have HPV yet?

My doctor told me that virtually every adult has it. It's not just a venereal disease, there are a lot of other ways to catch it.

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i kinda prefer the before really

I have warts all over my face and dick. Its funny.

She's way cuter in the before pics.

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me too

He told you that so you don't feel bad. You can avoid it with common sense. Apparently you lack that.

I think with coronavirus going around threatening those with weakened immune systems, in the future we're going to see a lot less of the "DUDE it's treatable we've got medicine to keep it in check in now" justifications when it comes handwaving away the risks of dumb, easily preventable diseases like HIV and HPV.

is she pregnant or fat?

I've had a wart on my dick once many years ago and I've never had sex. Is that HPV?

Cope

>never had sex
Including oral sex? Handjobs? Rubbing your dick on random loose women's disgusting bodies?

Yes, including all that shit.

have sex

Pigpen died of some weird liver failure though. It wasn't even really related to him being an alcoholic.

HPV? her first netflix show was her talking about how she loved anal. keep in mind she was pregnant at the time.

Then you probably got it when you were molested as a child and blocked out the memory.

Live a little

The eyes of psychopath

Preggo, she's kinda known for being perpetually pregnant desu. She's probably the only Asian super addicted to being bred, but not by white seed. I know, it's so weird right?

*The eyes of a dumb unfunny whore.

you have to be retarded to have it
t. both me and my long-term partner tested negative for 50+ strains

I love Asian women. Has anyone here ever dated one? I like Vina Sky a lot. I’d like to date a girl who looks exactly like her.

Lmao, all liberals maybe.

Good thing there’s not a massive plague going around that targets people with immune def-

Oh wait lol.

corona is a gift from God. i hope everyone who watches this shit dies

HPV causes cervical, vaginal, and vulvic cancer, you fucking retard.

>Nearly all people are infected by HPV at some point in their lives.[3] HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection globally

who?

>all HPV crotch rots die from coronavirus
Hope this happens

Wow what a brave and controversial opinion.

And throat cancer

>lets normalize the cancer causing std!
>all the cool kids have it!

I want off of this fucking ride.

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She's pretty honest.

so are her kids born with it, too?

I most likely HPV. The doctor basically said that half of Western people have it, and most of us don't know about it.

Also is Ali Wong the typical shit female comedian? It's just vagina and sex and being neurotic.

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nasty chinks love diseases dont they

She just said “Hoohh, my pushee have a big VD, Joe pecker burn a rong time.” before hitting a gong. Doesn’t necessarily mean HPV.

holy fuck this sucks

>reading self-help at 33 is an age thing
Bitch I've been reading self-help since 18.

Feels like there's this weird obsession with infecting people with diseases these days. It's a little worrisome.

The amount of likes it got is really disheartening.

fuck the NPC yuppie faggots liking this shit

probably because you’re a virgin. i recommend you have sex.

hey crotch rot
stop recruiting
deal with your willy lump lumps

listen, i just fished a family of bats out of my snatch. everyone should live like this.

She looks like she fucks white guys

i had phenomenal sex with women who are way hotter than you, you fat fucking ugly cunt.
i'd reject you in a fucking heartbeat. you're probably one of the ugly troglodytes i swipe left on constantly on hinge. seriously, what the fuck is with that app? is it supposed to empower women or some shit? is that the reason for so many fucking unfuckable subhuman hogs on there?
i mean, if you're so fucking fat, what the fuck makes you think you're presentable enough to even appear on a dating app? what the FUCK is wrong with these women?

She actually fucks niggers and the homeless. That’s her act.

good for her.

>Also is Ali Wong the typical shit female comedian?
>Everybody has it!
What do you think?

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i dont have it

Why are Westerners so degenerate?