DONALD TRUMP HAS THE CORONA VIRUS.
DONALD TRUMP HAS THE CORONA VIRUS
Camden Myers
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Gavin Lewis
"No!"
Parker Jackson
We won bros
Bentley Thompson
if he dies president Pence will win in landslide in november
Liam Ortiz
There is no Corona Virus
Daniel Adams
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Ayden Rogers
High five!
Jacob Martin
Good hope he dies
Ryder Moore
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Ryan Brown
This, in fact I hope the virus kills off all the 70+ year old candidates, none of them have the mental or social capacity to be good presidents. That the hell does a person at the very end of their life know about how a country should be run over the next decade?
Juan Walker
it's bait this faggot is spamming this everywhere
Robert Lopez
He'll be fine, he's in excellent shape.
Luke Reyes
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
>tfw I know this post is a joke but I actually do this
Jacob Cook
because they have enough life experience to know how shit works, you dumbfuck zoomer faggot
Bentley White
YOUZ GOT RIDDA DA HALF-BLACK AN FEMALE VIROZ TASK FOWS DAT TAKE CARRA DIS. YOUZAH PUT AHLLUS IN DANGUH.
Isaiah Foster
The fuck? Then why don't 'average' families run out of it all the time?
Julian Thomas
THE GREATEST ECONOMY EVER
MAGA
Evan Carter
Holy fuck imagine the media if he actually got it
Austin Martin
I use one roll per shit
Ethan Sullivan
jesus people are retarded. i literally always forget to buy toilet paper and run out frequently for long periods. when that happens i just jump in the shower straight after im done, and use the shower head so im just washing my arse. then get out, dry my arse with a towel and put clothes back on, then wash my hands. its like a bidet
its not that fucking hard, everything thinks they cant live without toilet paper, start thinking outside the box. its more hygienic to use water anyway. wiping your shitty arse with a dry piece of toilet paper isnt fucking clean, your just spreading dry shit all over your arse hole and surrounding area, fucking first world problem and entitled retards
Nicholas Lewis
he also has an enormous penis
Angel Anderson
>trump gets it
>dies
>biden gets it
>dies/drops out
>bernie wins
OH NO
Gabriel Johnson
Is this what berniefags are resorting to now? This is a new level of cope.
Liam Harris
That is literally impossible. He's a man of God and he's been praying every day.
Elijah Moore
y-yeah it'll never happen haha
Nathaniel Ortiz
Or just have a bidet,
Mason Clark
2 days ago
>this is a nothingburger, the liberals are just whining again
today
>PRAYER IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT AMERICA HAS FALLEN
is it dementia? or has he always been like this?
Cooper Martinez
good one user, the pic made me laugh
Ryder Flores
>implying the oldest candidate in the race wouldn’t die of it before everyone else
Ian Fisher
trump eats mcdonalds and drinks diet coke every day
if he gets it he will die
Jace Ross
Coronavirus panic is Drumpf's best bet right now. He's days away from imprisonment and beyond that a Biden victory is almost certain. Maybe he's hoping he can declare martial law and retain the presidency.
Andrew Peterson
I'm sure he's fine. President Donald J. Trump is the picture of perfect health and will live forever.
Josiah Young
I use toilet paper, followed by a wet wipe, then more tp to dry.
if you're just using the water pressure from the shower you're not going to get it all, you're just making it runny and slimy and then soiling a towel. you're fucking disgusting.
Ryder Phillips
OH FUCK BROS RED ALERT. SAY IT ISN'T SO. OP IS ON TO SOMETHING, THIS INFOGRAPHIC IS DAMNING.
Zachary Jenkins
This
Not this
Nolan Davis
Unfortunately he is a protestant and he will suffer the fires and torments of hell when he dies.
Benjamin Cruz
Caleb Howard
the best part about this outbreak is i can finally order and install a bidet and nobody can laugh at me for it
Owen Williams
>Unfortunately he is a protestant
Like 99% of murricans
Hudson Fisher
Why are Bernouts so triggered by prayer?
Adam Green
>A roll per day
You need to see the doctor, and not for the Wuhan plague
Same to anyone else averaging a roll a day.
My prognosis is Crohn's disease, the lot of you
Tyler Barnes
How do you get this retarded and stay that retarded after everything that didnt happen?
Elijah Jackson
Are you serious? Look at Trump, he has the IQ and mental agility of a sea slug. Fine, have some incontinent septuagenarian running your country, no wonder your industry is slipping back into the dark ages, these fossils barely know what the internet is let alone Facebook.
Dominic Brooks
based papist
Adrian Ross
>incontinent septuagenarian
Trying too hard midwit
Elijah Rivera
nevermind that none of that is real, but we have historical evidence that would prove the catholic church is the anti christ if it were. also catholics are always brown subhumans
Anthony Richardson
Lol no. Pence has the charisma of a napkin. He doesn't have Trump's ability to ride controversy by a long shot. He's a conservative Joe Biden
Huh, he may have a shot after all
Nathaniel Lopez
Then the people trying to take him out must have a negative IQ.
David Howard
>all three die
>tulsi (mommy) wins
Truly the best timeline
Henry Parker
Where are you getting one? I’ve wanted to switch to the superior bidet for years.
Bentley Wright
How's the economy and the 401K, drumpfkin?
Justin Brooks
Do Americans really...
Cameron Russell
tulsi has shit policy though
Jaxon Collins
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders,but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Hunter Rodriguez
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Jason Wilson
not with his enormous penis
Jason Stewart
Dubs and lil Donny dies in a week
Angel Campbell
stale pasta is stale
Colton Peterson
this gave me a pretty good chuckle
Kayden James
>mfw when the pope keeps his gold bars at Fort Knox
Jayden Gomez
1 roll per day??? Lmao
Wyatt Butler
>not praying to the Soda Cross
burn heathen
Mason Richardson
lmao, fucking faggot
Isaac Ross
amazon, it's just one of the seat attachment ones since I can't install a proper one in an apartment. it was like $25 when I bought it but now they're over $50
Samuel Harris
Henry Turner
hell be fine