Why not just live next to that waterfall?

If the monsters are attracted to noise wouldn't staying in a very noisy place be more dangerous? What if they keep coming by to investigate the waterfall noise?

How retarded do I have to be to enjoy movies like this one?

This is a bad flick, they could literally just live under ground or by the river
The other shit flick was the ghost aliens that only appear on camera

like a house? or farm? or any of there electricty?

have you seen the movie?
they make it very clear you can be loud at the waterfall and be fine

no like other things

how did they live on the farm, raise crops and harvest them without sound?

Maybe they found the waterfall after they settled on the farm and it would be too much noise and risk.

I didn't mean to tag that

Why did the kid kill himself at the start? Rather stupid of him to do so.

Why cast the ugly and untalented Emily CUNT as your wife? it's embarrassing enough he married that bitch in real life, John doesn't need to keep reminding us of that in his movies too.
It's not like there weren't better choices out there. The best one would obviously have been Jenna Fischer. They had such amazing chemistry in The Office I'm sure we would have been great in the movie too.

using hand tools doesn't produce any real sound, unless you're chopping wood or sawing something

they were there for like 300 days or something right?

his stupid sister gave him the toy. her fault

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kUjHNPqtHq0

why have a baby? the nosiest fucking thing in existence

very

what's the point of surviving if you don't propagate?

why didn't they just kill the monsters?

she wanted one and lets face it, either satisfy her or she'll leave for a black man
>inb4 apocalypse
believe me she'd find one

The aliens gave him a choice.

yea, better give birth to the equivalent of an air raid siren then

Jenna pls

The movie wasn’t about a realistic depiction of an alien invasion numbnuts it was about being porn for white traditionalists who want to escape the modern world and live on a beautiful farm with a loving and healthy nuclear family and wear flannel and be left alone. The aliens are a metaphor for the vengeful omnipotent Old Testament god, people are living in the decadent modern cities and all of a sudden they have rules again and those that can’t follow them perish and those that do become stronger and closer.

how did nobody use noise as a weapon before they did? its literally how they see, it was announced in the papers, and youre telling me nobody else out of the billions of humans figured out weaponising it in time?

duuuuuuuuuuuuumb

they render too fast

Because the monsters, like anybody else, needed to drink. Would you set up a camp next to the nile river in the fucking african savannah?

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babies stop crying if you beat them enough

How did sound of bombs and guns not cause the monsters to expose their weak spot?
How was the shockwave of bombs not enough to travel through the armor plating and smash its fleshy part to jelly like hitting an armored knight with a sledgehammer?

NOAH JUPE IS INSANELY CUTE

>dad sacrifices himself
>kids proceed to neutral the car hundreds a feet and the several monster's don't notice

Who the fuck wrote this shit? There's shit like this in almost every scene.

Still don't know how this film got so many good reviews. Most retarded premise for a sci fi / horror I've ever seen.

The water falls away, genius.

>Who the fuck wrote this shit?
A female or a queer. They're allergic to logic.

>under ground
Echoes.

not true, they dont drink

It's 100% one of those turn your brain off things.
The monster's weakness to sound, even if its handwaved as a very specific frequency, would be discovered in the first day of attacks. It's impossible that no army in the world tried an LRAD on it, and it's also impossible that the jelly filled insides that can be destroyed with a shotgun are somehow impervious to shock waves or chemical attacks.
In short, similar to what the guy above said about old testament: it's not a monster with rules, it's a plot robot that exists to kill sound makers.

Jenna pls go to your quiet place now

This is the worst post I've seen in a very long time.

Black people are long gone they tend to be very loud

comfy sequel desu

Why the fuck can monsters hear a pin drop through a forest?

this, only retards and mid wits care about logic problems in a script instead of looking into the subtext

mutts law

female or queer detected

do the monsters hear ambient nature noises like trees moving, birds, falling leaves, etc..?

Or hammering.
Or drilling.
Or ratcheting.

Just finished watching on Channel 4. I enjoyed it, for what it was.

>writing credits
Bryan Woods - millennial mtv competition winner
Scott Beck - his friend along for the ride

Just turn your brain off bro. You arn't even the target audience. This student film banked 330mil US

>for white traditionalists
krasinski is irish-polish
both irish and polish are not white.

Why not start a white noise machine set to very low and set it slowly higher in volume each day

>father studies the aliens immensely
>says they have impenetrable armor
>dies with a buckshot to the face

wow

Replying to myself:
The movie's main fault is trying to paint a typical creature feature as an apocalyptic scenario that changed the world. The beats of the movie are very similar to a movie with only one or two monsters, where the weakness is discovered, the heroes win, and they begin to repair their lives or find a way to contact the rest of the world.
>Ex. The Mist (subverted but similar), Deep Blue Sea, Attack the Block, Gremlins
The movie would work the exact same but be infinitely more believable if there was an opening shot of the film's location being part of a larger island that had a meteor impact. It gives the years-long premise and isolation without having to resort to silly things like "the worlds governments have collapsed"

So you'd just live a few extra decades and let the whole human race die?

is the first or second movie worth watching at all?

the premise sounds kind of stupid

Ancestors prevent you from being Ottoman slaves in 1683 and this is the thanks we get. Don't worry, we'll stay out of the way for this invasion.

They fluked upon the right frequency with the implant thing. Good enough for my suspension of disbelief.

>there are still birds, implying chips that fall to the ground somehow make it back up without the monsters killing them
>there are still raccoons shuffling in the grass, implying they somehow suppressed their mating calls and didn't get wiped out following their genetic coding
>someone nailed under the floorboard, making the nail stick out, when this happens, usually you flatten it, when this gets overlooked, usually the next person who sees it notices it's a safety hazard and flattens it
>there's lights outside, radio equipment inside, all require electricity, how? generator produces a lot of noise, solar panels? one needs to convert the electricity from DC to AC with inverters and this produces, you guessed it, noise, so how?
>grain in silo, cool scenes, but grain in silo without proper dehumidifying spoils real fast, how to counter this? by blowing air in there to keep the airflow moving, this produces noise so I'm assuming this doesn't work and the grain is useless, how do they procure their food? planting anything in the fields would generate noise, e.g hitting the ground with a hoe, tilling the soil, digging the crops.. etc.. etc..
>creatures are shown to cut through metal silo walls with no problem at all, suddenly a car proves to be too hard to cut through to get inside and kill the prey
>"you can't come down to the basement", this was prefaced countless times, and the payoff? nothing.
>at the beginning, we see fliers stapled on to the wooden posts and they flutter quite violently in the wind, generating a lot more noise than what the family did to summon those creatures, why aren't they there to check out the fluttering fliers? surely they're an anomaly sound source, nothing constant like a waterfall
There's so many more points I'd like to make, but I feel like I'm beating a dead horse.

sequel comes out in 6 days and yes

Whiter than you, mutt