WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?

Even the capeshit-tard that I am, I don't give a fuck, no cap.

1. The protag is already dead and therefore won't surprise us with anything.
2. She's not even a superhero, so no colorful fantasy comic-stuff, which is the main appeal of Marvel movies anyway.
3. Taskmaster is just another strong no-personality having human villain. Zero charisma and zero intrigue.
4. Black Widow is just gonna do the spinny ballerina shit that we've seen a trillion times already. Unlike the other heroes, she can't get upgrades or new powers because she's just a common thot.

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT?

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What a worthless fucking post. Stop babbling and get over it. It'll come, make ots money and go like everything else. Embarrassing retard

>What is the point
Money

Everyone wanted to see Scarlett Johansson being sexy in her own movie.
Well here you go 10+ years later with post wall Scarjo with a dead character.

To keep perpetuating the myth that scarjo is a woman while he hits the trannywall really hard.

Even the most convincing trannies fall apart, and in spectacular fashion.

Half of the movie actually takes place in the present. Pugh becomes the new Black Widow and defeats Taskmaster.

feige basically owes scarjo one

he wanted to make a widow movie during phase 1/2 but ike kept overriding him, and now that ike is gone, he's giving her one for being a loyal soldier

can't fault him for that. it's rumored to be a backdoor thunderbolts movie for ross/taskmaster/possibly yelena down the line, so he's not stupid for throwing that to the fans

sucks because we could've had prime iron man 2 scarjo instead

Fuck off, Taskmaster is a kino villain, but they're totally going to ruin him in this flick. Or her, as they're most likely will genderswap him.

NO BAP

I actually completely forgot she died. That's how little of Endgame I remember.

But yeah more than anything I think this is just Hollywood saying "Let's do one for the ladies, we'll sell it based on our sexy star that everyone loves and wants more of and is flagship to our franchise" but they don't realize that there's very little movie momentum post- Endgame and SarJo is pretty but definitely not the out-of-nowhere sexbomb she was when the put her on screen in Iron Man 2. Especially since she's supposed to be much YOUNGER than she was back then.