Latest Picard episode

>Latest Picard episode

>tfw Reapers are now Star Trek canon

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I really fucking want to watch Picard

but it sounds shit

Star Trek is for faggots

the (((writers))) have only seen first contact and the jj movies

The whole story is about Nemesis though

It's worth it for the Seven of Nine bits and Irish Romulan Maid Mommy.

STD stole the idea of the spore drive from an indie game and Picard is just ripping off mass effect.

>Rios is a brain in a jar and every version of him is just a hologram
Wasn't he on that space club out of his ship?

>You're not even alive. Not really. You're just a machine, and machines can be broken!

Better line than anything in the Picard show shitshow that's for sure. Its like it was written by idiots who fucking hate star trek.

>Wasn't he on that space club out of his ship?
Yes, and injected with medibabble drugs to jam lizard man's sniffer.

To be fair, Mass Effect ripped it's entire plot from Revelation Space, which is similarly anti-climactic and disappointing.

I'm really disappointed that they are going for another bullshit "destiny" story line like they did in STD.

If I wanted to watch a story about a "chosen one" I would watch star wars. do we really have to inject this derivative babble into star trek?

It's more like B5 than Star Wars. The prophecy isn't magic, it's a stable time loop.

Except B5 is kino

Star Wars and Star Trek are dying brands/stories. Also, I consider The Expanse to be the spiritual successor to what Mass Effect should have been in the end.

The Expanse contains a lot of the best parts of Mass Effect, but remember that Mass Effect was originally supposed to be a throwback to the old fasioned scifi tropes of the 60s with a hard scifi patina. Warrior races. Sexy oddly colored women who like to fuck. Ships that travel between stars. Mankind being a newcomer to the galaxy, but also the best at everything. It owes a lot to Star Trek.

>Episode 10
>Levar Burton and Reginald Barclay
>Gates McFayden
My body is ready.

>Seven can open Borg doors with her mind
>makes sense since she's former Borg
>Picard can do it as well
Did they ever explain it?

Hello CBS
But seriously, if you want to watch a poorly written show about stonk woymen and nasty men, just watch late season Andromeda
At least Kevin Sombrero is a joy to watch and the girls are all whores, especially the robot.

THESE times are LONG gone.
McFadden is a granny shitshow now.
I hope they CGI her.

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L o c u t u s

>t. seen less star trek than kurtzman

They didn't CGI Troi or Riker. She'll be old.

Where is all this nerd rage coming from?

Even if its not the GOAT star trek of all time its decent and the show doesnt break anything.

>the show doesnt break anything.
Did ya ever watch Star Trek?

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Star Control you mean

Agree 100% with both of these posts.

Who cares, Queen Mommy will make it all better.

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all this dialogue that explains what everyone is thinking is just terrible. it makes me feel mad

>the show doesnt break anything.

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>if it's not the best, then it's still okay if nothing is broken
the show breaks pre-established character and plot continuity every episode in a similar to yet worse fashion than the nu-trek and TNG movies. they tried converting star trek into a more action packed show like dark matter/the expanse, and most of the new plot elements contradict the image of the Federation/Romulans/etc present in TNG/DS9.

>Sir, we're running out of recurring side-characters to kill off!
>We haven't brought back Barclay yet have we?
>Also Geordie has machine parts! Let's kill him too!
Plz no...

Her eyes aren't artificial though, what the fuck was this shit?

One of them was. I distinctly remember that from Voyager.

Examples faggots.

And not doing exactly what you want doesnt count.

The Revelation Space ending was a complete deus ex machina and was basically shit in every way, right up until the greenfly show up. Humans defeating the inhibitors just to prove that the inhibitors were the good guys all along by releasing the greenfly and absolutely fucking up the entire universe forever is a kino idea. The ghosts being humans from the future who perhaps don't even remember their origins is kino as well.

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>Irish Romulan Maid Mommy

Sauce?

inb4 crypt keeper tier

Have you watched literally any Star Trek, especially TNG

>some mysterious hellish force comes from nowhere to destroy civilizations that create synthetic life
where do they come from? wouldnt Q tell us about them? Q already has the entire galaxy protected from the outside universe anyway...is the threat from another dimension/universe?

Anything find it weird that Troi and Riker's kid is like in her early teens instead of in their early 30s?

I have watched it all and things changing over time (in this case literally decades) =/= contradictions.

Tell me about the spore drive ripoff.

Maybe he's talking about the dominatrix Romulan sister.

The whole tardigrade storylne was a literal 1 to 1 ripoff of some guys small indie cartoon.

I suspect one of the writing staff tried to pass it off as his own idea but I doubt the main producers would do anything that flagrant.

>things change over time
>into generic grimdark sci fi

Alex pls

TNG was very different from TOS and DS9 was grimdark as fuck.

In fact people shit on TNG when it first came out because it tried to mimic the cheesy tone that only worked with TOS. TNG ended up better when it did its own thing.

>DS9 was grimdark as fuck.

It really wasn't, you know. There was some examination of the limits of morality in situations of extreme necessity, but it was still Star Trek. Same with ENT's season 3.

This is just a very dumb, attempt-to-be-edgy generic sci fi show with Star Trek actors.

>android slave races
>Mass Effect reapers
>kids getting their eyeballs ripped out while they're still alive

Jesus Christ

shut the fuck up Orvillefag. Your shitty show only works as a parody. it's 2020. Time to move on.

>Time to move on.

lmao like everyone has from these embarrassing Kurtzman "trek" shows

I gave up 10% into revelation space it's too boring and none of the characters and subplots interest me

For sci fi I tend to stick to present day/near future sci fi

I dont read too much space opera as it simply reads like fantasy in space. On top of that most hard sci fi tends to have overly dry charcterization.

For that reason I've been reading a lot of 40k lately since its fantasy in space that at has cool characters in it.

this

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Your mother's a faggot

Are you retarded?

Why aren't you watching it then?

Alright, pham. I ain't gonna watch this shit, spoil the whole thing for me?

Reapers? Quick rundown please? I love Mass Effect and I’ve only watched the first episode from Picard

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The people who make the show thought that the Borg queen had eyes plain black.

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Picard is trying to save Data's daughter out of gratitude for Data sacrificing himself to save him in Star Trek Nemisis. Picard talks about it literally every five minutes in the show.

>Smashing apart as though there is a collision of physical mass

Yeah, no. MW and Andromeda merging is going to be closer to throwing two fistfuls of sand into a toilet as it's flushing. The only outward force is going to come when the two supermassive black holes collide. Anything between the two of them will be destroyed as they close distance. Interstellar space will become far more clustered, very few if any stars or systems will be ejected in the process.

200,000 years ago mega space gods wiped out the galaxy for creating sentient AI.

A guy made a shitty adventure game in 2014 that was REMARKABLY similar to the plot of Star Trek Discovery

As in a strong black woman, a fat ginger woman and a white+brown gay couple discover the key to ftl travel is a giant blue tardigrade

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Dahj/Soji isn't Data's daughter. You can't make a copy of Data out of one positron. It's like thinking that you can clone somebody based on one electron.
Fuck Kurtzman and Chabon

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Necessity since Troi and Riker have only been married for twenty years and clearly had no kids beforehand

TNG:
>I know a host of Romulan cyberneticists
Picard:
>Have you ever noticed that there are no Romulan cyberneticists?

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Your little jizz fish are almost the same size dude.

>you....
>are...
>a...

>fag

Spoilers, Mass Effect ripped off Babylon 5.

>they eject all the drones into space
>in First Contact the drones were just fine walking around in vacuum, fighting Picard, Worf and that other red shirt
>she doesn't just use the cubes transporters to bring the drones back inside

I don't know who the fuck is writing this show but they obviously don't watch actual Star Trek.

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