Dude and she turned on the lightsaber and it was yellow

This is correct. For every worthless woman there is an equally worthless cuck. People deserve each other

the other guys facewhen just makes the meme

>nah babe so like he doesn’t actually kill anybody, they choose to live or die. So they can’t convict him of any crimes, that’s what’s so genius about the whole thing.

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Where did they go after this?

If you're being an ATm for a blonde bimbo then you're getting a pre-nup, retard

>Trashstros

I didn't care for the American remake.

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>yo, so Palpatine made new Star Destroyers, ALL of which can blow up planets

This one's actually an accurate conversation between these two.

t. Faggot

Yeah, you gotta make the synopsis brief and sound like something that'd come out of this guy's mouth. Saw at least three threads yesterday with unfunny faggots writing entire paragraphs about nothing no one gives a fuck about.

me in the front

Prenups don't work.
They get thrown out in court more often than they're enforced.

So do I.

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>so babe, emperor palpatine was still alive the whole time and was the reason kylo turned to the sith, except it wasn’t the original palpatine it was a clone.

This is only because people are idiots and don't set them up properly. Pre-nups are as lawyer intensive as a divorce when done properly.

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lol manlets, when will they learn

Lucky guy got to grope and rub his erection into her ass and she basically just takes it; not a loss 2bh

>and it wasn't until years later that I find out Titanic was actually a real ship! fuckin crazy right?

Yo, so do you want to go to the movies with me friday night?

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>me in the bottom right corner

Heh

>So then he takes off the guy's mask, and you'll never guess who it is. C'mon babe, guess!
>... I don't know hun
>It was Bane! Unbelievable!

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>...and then i said, "A bomb is a bad choice for close range combat."

this is the worst meme. you guys cant stick to a format. one time its jokes the next its movie scenes. one time its actual kino the next its capeshit.

>can't into meta self-deprecating humor
Wait for a little while, you'll get the hang of it

t. fag

Okay babe, so I was in this computer right, I'm snooping around, I'm looking around, and I find a garbage file. But wait that's not all. Turns out...its a bank. So I start sending it commands. A bunch of money got spit out onto the street in Bumsville, Idaho. That was me.

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blondes are peak female aesthetic

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If you don't have a babe who is going to listen to your cool stories? You would just be a walking untapped cool story gold mine. Not cool

>and then the aliens were actually demons because they were burned by holy water!

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Atleast post a natural blonde ffs you can see the dye in her hair. She’s as much a blonde as these.

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Smirked hard.

Dimples are my weak spot.

Gay normie meme

>you see, when he said that his hands were dirty, he meant that he engages in criminal activity as well

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nah

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>And I said "You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear, but I've got nerves of steel."

wtf

The first thread was good for about 10 posts until retards came in and misunderstood what it was about

>nah babe UNATCO handled the Ambrosia distribution.

All the more proof that Yas Forums is filled with redditors these days.

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>so they offered him two thousand, plus FIFTEEN when they get to Alderaan

kill yourself you miserable fuck

>"i'm gonna fuck your little pussy and butthole, I'm gonna make you remember what it was like when your dad first broke you in you little whore. Yeah you're gonna be cryin and cummin so hard"

What about Heather? Why we no talk about her? :(

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^ kinda cringe ngl

quick run down on this meme?

Not really, dye her hair brown and put her in a sweater and no one would care

Explain?

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So is there like sauce on the blonde for those of us who wanna COOM?

meant for

tfw no stacy gf

Imagine not having anyone to tell about cool stuff you heard about.