ITT: Tropes and cliches you hate

>coke
>chasers
I know this is hard to believe for an underage person, but some people actually like the taste of alcohol and hate the taste of soda.

What a homosexual thread.

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>Coke on whisky
Americans were a mistake

you know its an anonymous board right? why put on a face?

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Only a pussy drinks whiskey as a mixed drink or with a chaser. Whiskey is meant to enjoyed as no more than a double neat. How are you supposed to get proper notes on the nose and in your mouth by destroying the taste by mixing it?

If you enjoy pussifying your alcohol so much, buy vodka you fuckin pussy ass bitch.

good bait
OP is still a faggot

>heroes run across a wide gap under fire from the baddies
>heroes don't get hit at all
Or just any lazy moments of plot armor.

Shut up søybøy.

But he was a replicant so he doesn't feel pain as much.

My favorites

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whiskey is the only good liquor to drink straight

>guy gets in a bar
>asks for whiskey
>faggot bartender pours like 5mm layer of drink
Do Americans really do this and get drunk?

>what is brandy
>what is rum

>go to bar
>order a shot of whiskey and a beer
>sip on whiskey while drinking beer
am I gay or based

sipping this on the rocks all weekend. grow a hair.
t. 30 year old boomer

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ur a gay

Both, but mostly gay.

>everyone else is just lying
>I'm not really a pussy who doesn't know good from bad
t. (You).

no, you walked into a gay bar again

>can't appreciate plain whiskey
What an absolute faggot OP

Liquor before beer - you're a queer

>brandy
Not black so don't drink it

>coke
>chaser
lmao

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>tough guy manly man character
>pours himself a glass of whiskey
>it's less than 120 proof
woow you drank diluted shit

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That'll be $10 plus tip.

The UK soap EastEnders is terrible for this, constantly shows people drinking cheap neat vodka. No one ever shows any sign of disgust, I'm a hardened drinker and warm cheap vodka makes me wretch.

Depends if you hold one in each hand

>european drink is for niggers
america was a mistake

>no no i really like to drink literal poison that irritates my mouth cavity and throat and makes me cough because IM MANLY

>measuring liquid in length

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Well in grams it would be like 15

I don't have that problem. You know why? Because I drink good shit. Fucking kid.

>brandy
>european
I guess asians drink it too

french are the original nigger lovers though. they still are. americans hate blacks, but french love them

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how many amps is that?

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Americans drink fucking Bud Lite every day and brag about it. What do you expect?

Nigga fuck you. Piccolo was the king.

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>makes me cough
Dilate

Best whiskey, Bells is also good too

sure

I hold both in one hand - beer between my thumb and pointer, and shot between my pinkie and index.

>unknown unpopular nerdy nerd in school
>gets the hot girl by learning one lesson
>the lesson is just be yourself

How many suicides is this trope responsible for?

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It doesn't burn your throat when you get used to it. Spicy food also get dulled down and becomes more flavorful

haha fag

Funnily enough during the colonial times the British would mock the French for the fact that the french colonial soldiers would often marry women from French colonist African countries and bring them home to France

understandable. french women are either literal whores or unshaven, unkempt drunks

Well you can calculate it into calories

prolly not too many as delusion women and 7th grade boys are the only ones who still lie to themselves about this one

Big pussy boi

>woow you burned your throat you're so badass...fuck off
The point is to get drunk effectively

makes you cough? lmao faggot

I wasn't aware I was supposed to put piss in my whiskey. I've clearly been doing it wrong all this time.

Sounds like British women in the 21st century ironically enough

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>lazy main character
>pours a white russian

I pour out a full glass and put in ice cubes. Also only cheap whiskey burns your throat if you drink it, even cheaper stuff like Suntory Hibiki or even Crown Royal doesn't burn when you drink it.

when you think about it rapists are just fucked up coomers acting out