I don't see how that's a party

GREENED

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Vision was the most powerful Avenger in Ultron then in IW he needed Steve to protect him the whole movie

I'm not against having a female avenger. But id rather it be an actual female avenger. Not an edgy spy who has zero powers. Id take she hulk over black widow. Widow is a shit character who doesnt even sort of deserve a spin off movie.

Post THAT gif

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Shit opinion
Batman has no fucking powers either
You're just being an incel

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i watched the first avengers today and it was impressive how utterly useless she is compared to everyone else. at least hawkeye can do crazy shit and conveniently has a special arrow for every conceivable scenario. she just has 2 glocks and does hurricanranas. i get that she is an operator super spy or whatever but that skillset is not applicable to the various flying alien threats the avengers are always facing

I love how anytime i bring up that widow is useless and that id prefer a woman with actual powers i get labeled an incel. Not once did i say anything bad about women I just dont like black widow. These marvel trannys sure get offended easy.

It's going to be two hours of her jumping on nameless goons and wrapping her legs around their heads before twirling around

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With a rocky and bullwinkle accent.

it's called lazy trolling

All Avengers are pretty useless compared to peak power Thor, Hulk, Scarlett Witch, Vision and Captain Marvel. They're the strongest and together could easily beat any sort of threat throughout the galaxy.

remember when scarjo used to be hot lol

>I dont even hate her for being a woman
never gonna make it

i will never forget seeing this in theaters

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Absolute madlad
There's one where BW makes a cheeky grin at the end though

Compare Black Widow to Robin not Batman.

so hot. it's a shame all female superheroes will be dumpy feminist self-inserts from here on

>so... this all seems horrible

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>You're just being an incel
Projection much?

>Brings Banner into the fold
>Expert Hacker
>Performs Reconaissance
>Stomps on humanoid enemies
>Supports infantry
>Leads and coordinates missions
>Useless
You weren't watching the movies.
Your unused dick was.

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Scarjo had a fat ass before it was fashionable

Proof that autism is the strongest super power. The more he developed human emotions the lower his power level fell.

LOL
M
A
O

>Batman has no fucking powers either

Yes... but he knows he can't defy gravity!

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If it smells like inceldom, it probably is inceldom.
To say BW is useless just because doesn't have powers while sucking the dicks of other male superheroes who don't have powers is retarded.
Way to just ignore the chemistry she shares with her teamates and her actions that advance the plot.
If you keep looking capeshit through dick-shaped glasses you're never gonna make it

Their biggest crime is waiting to give the tits and ass character a solo movie until she was old and busted.
Also they should have had her in latex outfits. All those ass shots knew what they were doing.

Can't do it anymore. metoo has killed off fanservice in movies for awhile

This is a problem that extends beyond Black Widow, most characters in the MCU have this problem and even the main villain in Black Widow looks like she has it.

Someone who in the comics had unique and interesting abilities, now in the movies is just some nobody with a tech suit that does all the work

Based Whedon and Favreau
Remove Kevin Feige and make these two command the MCUs

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Avengers I Trailer: youtu.be/hYTYqs-ytSk

No I'm not!

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tbf I'm glad they decided to film it at peak scarjo

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it works very well in comics and scarjo's body of work helps a lot a to bad we can't have seen black-cat in spider man movies

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Is her thigh melting into the bumper?

>he watches capeshit for the plot
also nobody likes Hawkeye or Vision for similar reasons

Imagine a movie with these two

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MOAR OF THESE SHOOPS PLEASE

black widow should always have some kind of giant gun ala agent coulson

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woah. looks like she is struggling to contain it in there. must have been a heck of an effort to get those pants on

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BASED

The Black Widow movie should have been a porno starring Scarjo sucking and fucking for 4 straight hours.

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Why didnt she have that delicious body while playing GiTS???

>here's your elite super spy bro

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it's a very distracting outfit

>BLACKED WIDOW

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BUILT
FOR
BIG
BLACK
WIDOW

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all women in avengers are useless.
captain karen couldn't finish thanos even though she's as strong as a stone,
scarlett sonya - i'm a woman hear me roar - started the civil war and lost her accent.
this bitch dies because "lol what is she gonna do in the last fight"

fuck you man
A karate cop movie sounds way cooler than a black widow movie

>I dont even hate her for being a woman

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