Almost said “kino” in real life again

Said "lol" sometimes...

based

>called the kinoplex employee robert
>name tag said john

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all Newfags above ..keks

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>called my friend a redditor
>"yeah, I use reddit, what about it?"

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yikes a-non

>based
>redpilled
>kino
>normie
these words just sound bizarre to me spoken aloud, i do a double take whenever I hear them instead of read them

this but not accidentally

she puffed up

>say kino
>friends all look at me weird
>explain what it means
>"ah ok, thanks for teaching us a cool new slang word user!"
it's that simple

Wow
when you new to this and not already conditionmed to subvert those scum out there quietly at at water coooler

>friends
You have to go back

>talking to someone
>they say they're an intern
>ask them if they do it for free

i dont even say kino on here you fucking faggot

haha
it will happen, just like lots of people say lol

>He's a wagie
>He interacts with his coworkers beyond what is completely obligatory
cringe

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Who are you quoting?

>Called Mom a nigger
>Again

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did that once a few years ago.
was out with a few people, one was a girl who was a bit drunk. she was swearing for the fun of it while walking along, I would follow her one with another
>shit
fuck
>cock
pussy
>dildo
nigger
she burst out laughing and then said "yeah, nigger" loudly thinking it was hilarious
I don't think she realised how automatically it came out of my mouth.

Have told my shrink the moon landings were fake ,check out fake astronauts , same the jew prison camps cos allied bombing an typhoid fever , 9/11 was the Jews , and this court ordered jew bitch is Accepting the Reality

haha

I Own the Company

>What kino are we watching tonight, based user? We’re feeling pretty comfypilled right now!

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>he has to answer to kike investors

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>based?
>based on what?
>reddit?
>read it where?
>I don't understand anything you're saying

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We’d watch family guy clips on youtube

>kino----te speaker! haha guys he would make a great key note speaker!
>err.. yeah user
close one boys

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it hurts when i breathe

I don’t know why that is so fucking hilarious. Do you do this regularly?

its ok tom
you still have a chance to survive

>tfw my ex had a surprisingly good sense of humour and even found some of the more obscure memes from here funny
>she thought "for me, it's ___" was the cutest thing ever, and sometimes she'd hug me and go "for me, it's [user]"

i miss her bros

John, it’s time to wake up. This isn’t real, you’ve been in a coma for 8 years.

What do you mean?

voca.ro/5N1EW5tAOd7

My mind is so warped by Yas Forums I literally struggle to think of other words to describe something. When I’m talking about a movie I enjoy, instead of simply saying ‘kino’ I do the okay sign close my eyes and kiss into thin air.

You can get away with that though, it's not exactly Yas Forums lingo. I said it once by accident and my sister asked what it meant and I just explained it away as something Lil B says.

>Hears dildo
>Instantly thinks of BBC

based in touch with his physicality user

based capable of knowing love user

kek me too
someone does something cool
>based
something bad happens
>this isnt based at all
i actually think im happier living in a binary world of based/not based

>calling him John
>not calling him by the incorrect name Robert on purpose

Well one term I openly use irl is the ‘what did x mean by this?’ When someone does something retarded, I just like the sound of it

>trying to debate in real life without using greentext to misrepresent someone else's argument
was this ever possible?

>he thinks it’s possible
Kek

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You just repeat their argument back to them in a funny voice, that's how boomers used to do it back in the day.

same

i also used 'redpill me one x' a lot when asking questions about something to friends, then when red pill as a phrase developed a negative social stigma i started saying 'give me a quick rundown on x' or 'quick rundown?'

^ this going out MEME
Keks

>tfw Stacy sends me apus and declared herself a “scalefag” regarding dinosaurs

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Based an Redpilled

I've been saying "based and redpilled" IRL for a few years now.

this. me and my friends irl all say kino now. it's spreading pretty quickly actually.

Get the fuck away from my pool. Did you not see the sign? No girls allowed.
It's closed anyways.

>called my older sister a roastie

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I’m still fresh off the reddit boat. What does power level mean? And instead of replying “upvoted!” I say Based here right?

Also is there any way to know how many replies I got? Oh I meant Yous, do I have to sign up or something?

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Based should be part of the spoken language. It has a lot of meaning that would otherwise require long sentences to get across.

i say Yas Forums buzzwords all the time
sometimes i yell "BASADO" and dab for no reason
people think i'm insane

>talking to coworker about My 600 Pound Life
>referred to it as fatkino

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>sometimes she'd hug me and go "for me, it's [user]"
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO SHARE THIS
I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yeah i'm not really sure how to articulate it

like, 'good' or 'approved' doesn't really express the strength, nor does it express the huge validation component