>bring gf to theaters to watch once upon a time in hollywood >see margot robbie at playboy mansion >wearing midriff >look over at gf >she is absolutely seething mad >like I’m used to her glaring down skinny women in public but I’ve never seen her this furious at a screen >later, ask her how the movie has >”user, that was the worst movie that I have ever seen.” >”wow. Okay, tell me why you didn’t like it.” >”I don’t want to talk about it, just take me home.” >break up with her a week later
just look in the mirror in a couple of years, it will confuse you to
Matthew Cruz
Nah she sounds fat. Good job OP, dont need someone raiding your food supplies in a time like this
Jonathan Ward
Brad Pitt is still unfairly handsome I see.
Lucas Gomez
Dated a girl like that, any nudity and she would think the movie was shit. You made the right call
Justin James
she needed a few good belly punches to get her toned up guys
Hudson Robinson
Yeah she’s fat lol. And honest to god I didn’t really mind but like once it gets to the point where I can’t even watch movies I like without pissing her off I gotta jump ship
Michael King
Damn right you did the right thing. How was the movie?
Dont feelz bad they are hateful at the kinoplex , playing on phone , asking inane questions ,
Colton Cox
Yes. Yes you did.
Patrice was a legend. Saw him live like 3 times.
He did it. And while relevant to his character, it was irrelevant to his friendship with Leo. I think what Q.T. was going for was in classic hollywood (and even today) there were lots of murderers and rapist, but at least they were loyal to their rich pals.
there's insecurity and then there's acting like a fucking child. she needs professional help not a spineless boyfriend
Noah Kelly
what happened to your sense of compassion?
Easton Jenkins
sounds fun but it's really not
Samuel James
cope landwhale
Carter Garcia
He doesnt owe her anything, other than "maybe you should seek help" on his way out. And shes so obviously self centered and insane she wont. Smart people cut ties with crazy people the second it presents it self as that deep and insane.
Easton Hill
>people like you don't deserve love people like you can't get love.
Cameron Hall
Yeah I'm thinking based. Why break up though?
Juan Jackson
Perfect example of the mind of a female. When we see Brad in this movie we feel inspired, we want to look as good a Brad does. We’re happy for a guy who made it and still looks great even at his age. When a female see’s Margot she just feels anger and jealously.
user I made this thread Yas Forums related because that was the tipping point, but do you really think this sort of behavior existed in a vacuum?
She’d go through my phone and delete contacts that she thought were girls, she’d get furious if she thought a cashier was flirting with me, was rude as hell to my female cousins, etc. No matter how much I told her I loved her as she is, etc. I could just keep going on and on but nevermind that just know that I was as gentle as I could be about it but it was clear that she wasn’t in the right headspace for a relationship
Josiah Davis
A fucking men. I know my face/ beard/ hair will never be as kino as Brad-chan. But i can actually aspire and try to have half the amount of abs he has.
Jace Reed
You did the right thing
Alexander Perry
EXACTLY. Brad Pitt in this movie makes me go to the fucking gym
Ryan Johnson
Fixing broken fatties isn't OP's job. There are plenty of normal people out there. I wish everyone would learn this because it might force the shitty people to seek help.
Henry Morales
seems legit
Nicholas Peterson
Nothing happened to my compassion. I simply do not respect anyone insecure with their body who takes no initiative to change themselves or learns to realisticly and maturely handle their own issues. If anyone and I mean ANYONE at an adult age throws a pouty temper tantrum over their own issues instead of recognizing and fixing them they are best left alone. But that's just me and I'm not mentally ill for thinking this way.
Samuel Howard
You fucked up bro, she was one of the last remaining women out there that can put her phone down long enough to watch a movie
Ayden Evans
Why's he talking about himself in the 3rd person?
Eli Walker
Did she react to the jailbait Cliff picked up?
Luis Rodriguez
Yeah you did the right thing
Henry Ross
I feel bad for only detailing her negative qualities in this thread but yeah I was dating her for a reason. She could sit through anything on the Criterion Channel like nothing. She was really into Paul Schrader, I watched Light Sleeper and Taxi Driver with her and we got baked and saw First Reformed lol
The reason I couldn’t take it anymore was that her neurotic obsession with other women had finally encroached on the main reason we started dating
Benjamin Flores
huh, my morbidly obese ex wanted to fuck skinny women so i dumped her thinkjng she would go ham on some chicken legs but she killed herself?
Logan Gonzalez
Monkey's paw strikes again
Robert Lopez
I dated a lefty
She literally got mad at me for calling her “Clever girl” as in Jurassic Park because she thought I was condescending her
Green haired chicks. Good Crazy in bed, bad crazy everywhere else
Brandon Fisher
Gotcha nigga
Daniel Ross
Patrice was a shit stand up. I have no idea how you zoomers think he was of any quality.
unless your dating some mid 2000s avril lavigne punk rock chick whose some ex con ex 5150 cinephile hot psycho with an amazing sense of humor....women are literally about as interesting as a rock.
Asher Sanders
You know how i know you never had a relationship with a woman?
Carson Taylor
>Green haired chicks Any dyed hair is a sign of crazy
Xavier Ramirez
This, chick from The Leftovers was insanely hot, though, even with unshaved pits. Also, Tarantino went way overboard with footfag shit in this one.
Legit this. Referred to a mate's gf as a fangirl and she went mental thinking I was some misogynist.
Dumped her and she's probably killed herself over Brexit or something.
Jayden Gonzalez
My Husband & I loved this film & went to watch it at the kinoplex twice. Second time, man in front of us covered his wife's eyes up when Brad took his top off on the roof. Anyway, I know my husband is checking out Margot, that gives me the right to look at the guys. It's all fair.
Jeremiah Johnson
ill take things that didn't happen for 600 please
Angel Fisher
It’s crazy that like 9 years ago I would have been one of the 15 year olds on here totally clowning my OP post lmao. Time is a flat circle anons
The other thing is I’m fucking 23. I fucked a 19 year old girl last week who’s cute and all but literally the second she opens her mouth to talk about anything I want to stick a gun in my mouth and end it all. Every girl my own age is thicc, which I don’t mind—but they also have some horrible personality disorder from either their hoe days or their weight gain.