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Samuel Martin
Luis Ross
First for fucking Kira
Robert Lopez
>tfw no romulan sister-gf
Samuel Rodriguez
>Picard asks Raffi for a pilot and ship
>She happens to pick one that has a direct connection to Picard's plotline
>None of the three knew anything about this, it was just a pure coincidence
Why the fuck do modern writers love doing shit like this? It makes everything feel so small, like there's only a few people in the universe who matter because they all somehow connected. It didn't even actually change anything in the story anyway. Same how the crazy Romulan mythology lady is actually the Incest Sister's aunt, which also doesn't actually matter.
Jordan Martinez
>not just stealing butt paper from work
Nathan Russell
since they have green blood is the inside of a Romulan pusy pale green
Dominic Harris
Matthew Ortiz
So the lesson of Star Trek Picard was that her paranoia was 100% justified and Starfleet absolutely should have been trying to ferret out secret Romulan infiltrators?
Christian Brown
My work only has those big commercial size rolls that go in the big dispenser :(
Adrian Peterson
Well, even McCarthy was right. They just over-reached and started accusing everyone, which fucked them and discredited their otherwise noble aims.
Luke Sanders
Based Rikeru Nineu Posteru
Luis Gomez
My work buys the super expensive fancy kind
Carson Ross
That was such a good actress. I don't think I've ever been more irritated by someone's ideological stubbornness real life or on the screen.
Bentley Ward
Joshua Hill
>yfw sewage and waste reclamation is offline
>yfw have to go inside it to fix it
>yfw have to tell my parents I repair critical ship systems instead
Just another day on a USS ship!
Benjamin Wood
based plumber crawling through other people's shit and piss
Robert Sanchez
>Implying that sewage and waste reclamation isn't critical ship system
Let's see the ship operate with a shit backlog
James Bennett
Isn't waste circulation system also a critical system?
Elijah Myers
who was in the wrong here?
Carson Ward
Would you rather be a garbage man or have to crawl through piss and shit for a living? Why not just get a real job?
Brandon Thomas
Like, god damn, you are crawling through piss and shit. Piss. Shit. Why?
Julian Thompson
Picard would've been a great wasteman in his time.
Carter Williams
Maybe they enjoy the piss and shit? Maybe it's fun for them to crawl around inside pipes looking for where shit is clogged and the piss can't flow?
Carter Richardson
>have to wade through piss and shit and keep porn off sfw boards
Why would someone do such a nasty job for free?
Jonathan Sanchez
Just can't wait to get home and discuss Star Trek after a long day of splashing around in piss and shit.
Ian Adams
Why?
Wyatt Baker
Oh was it a jannyjoke? That makes more sense than someone actually crawling around in piss and shit for a living.
Joseph Collins
talk about star trek and not jannies.
Mason Cruz
My work buys the kind that is like sand paper and about 3 microns thick.
Ryder Roberts
Anthony Young
>Yas Forums is a safe for work board
>almost every thread devolves into why the jews are responsible and why niggers suck
Brody Thompson
Owen Cox
Why does she have super strength? Data was strong because he was a robot and so could have powerful components and shit. But she's supposed to be purely organic and indistinguishable from an actual person?
Adrian Moore
Her chin grants her superpowers.
Caleb Parker
That's no good. I'm going to steal four rolls on my next shift along with some trash bags. I'm underpaid and corporate buys all that stuff, so why shouldn't it be mine? Saves me about ten to twenty dollars a month, which is nothing compared with what's getting pulled from my check in taxes anyway.
Anthony Brown
The whole thing is a series of coincidences.
The latest episode is full of it:
>drummer from Scott Pilgrim says that the commodore did a mind-meld and added a mental block so she can't talk about the vision
>It's ok, Soji happens to be in the same room and she knows about the weird Zhat Vash cult.
>Raffi the alcoholic junkie happens to know about that super secret planet surrounded by 8 stars
Jace Murphy
Evan Garcia
She gets fatter in season 3.
Julian Butler
She's such a fun and likeable character. All the characters on DISCO are so cool and likeable. I tried watching DS9, but all the characters were so angry and bitchy.
Ryan Jackson
So they're just copying Andromeda? Ship from the past finds out the Federation/Commonwealth has fallen and has to rebuild it?
Bentley Harris
>there was a kinoplasmic radiation surge
lmao what?
Ian Mitchell
Why does riker have GIRLY eyes??
Eli Flores
SHUT UP WESEW
Robert Howard
They're just blue, mother nature's favorite.
Connor Gray
Yeah but this time it's better because Mickey Burnham will restore the Federation and the show will also feature the first non-binary character.
Hunter Long
>this is how cbs promotes its star trek series
If you weren't already familiar with what this is a picture of would you think "star trek" when looking at it? It evokes some kind of post-apocalptic grimdark sci-fi series and is entirely unfamiliar. Horrible.
Dominic Martin
>post-apocalptic grimdark sci-fi series
But that's exactly what Star Trek is now, user.
Nathan Hill
Michael is a strong black woman. Of course incels hate her.
Jonathan Nguyen
>I'VE TAKEN DOWN BIGGER MEN THAN YOU, PICAAARD!!!
Chase Smith
I like easy going thicc black women, Mickey is a skinny posh cunt.
Juan Brooks
Which is why this shitty board should be an uncucked greenboard instead. Almost all my bans have come from this board's jannie scum.
Ethan Howard
For me, it reminds Unreal Tournament.
Tyler Stewart
How do you do this effect? What program?
What sector? What battle?
Angel Nelson
As if this pile of tranny shit is supposed to happen just a decade before TOS. Fuck off with these prequels already.
Leo Kelly
Riker you need to loosen up
Nathan Cook
Season 3 is taking place in the future, after VOY/Nemesis/Picard.
Samuel Powell
Are you doing these through VLC or something else?
Jace Hall
Frakes plays Riker more militaristic and formal in the first season, he loosened up after growing the beard. Ironically, Q says the opposite in S3.
Hunter Lopez
Colton Davis
>season 3
Wait how the fuck is Georgiou here?
Brayden Scott
vlc has mirror mode and ripple and water modes if you go to the video effects/advanced tab
Jordan Roberts
THE SHEER FUCKING HUBRIS
Jayden Williams
>WHY
To ruin any post 90's-00's Trek series from starting without having to explain in canon w/e the Jews at CBS plan to do with the IP in Picard.
Nathan Russell
Based helpful user. A commendation will appear on your record. Dismissed.
Aaron Hernandez
Aye
Luke Rodriguez
Adrian Clark
She is Section 31 dominatrix spec ops. Alex Kurtzman gets off from her stepping on his balls.
Robert Kelly
Computer, play 'Multiple Deanna Troi Fuckfest' program and seal holodeck doors.
Evan Harris
she should have her replicator privileges revoked
Michael Fisher
I'm an idiot, I admit I didn't get caught up with the last few eps last season but I had been spoiled about them traveling to the future, so I was confused about Georgiou since she was getting a Section 31 spin off.
>Alex is into being dommed by Yeoh mommy
Can't blame him
David Campbell
They've destroyed the past, it's time to ruin the future. Once it's done, it will be impossible for a future writing team to fix the franchise.
Tyler Wood
This is all in a different timeline in infinite multiverse so who cares.
Jonathan Mitchell
Jesus. It does seem that everything they have done since 2001 has been designed to destroy the franchise in every direction.
Who'd have thought back in the 90s that Berman was as good as it got?
Christian White
I thought the same thing. It's literally just Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda.
Henry Nguyen
I'm still pissed there was never a USS Titan series.
Lucas Watson
>Disable safety protocols
Jordan Anderson
This can only mean one thing...
Matthew Brooks
It's just that by coincidence everything's she's picked up or hit has been really light
Owen Flores
Sure but 90% of the people will think "hey that's the same universe, see that old bald guy with a british accent? He was in TNG"
Andrew Fisher
Wasn't Nick Meyer offered the chance to run DIS? Just as well that he refused that turd.
The only way to save Trek, IMO, is to have a based post-DS9/VOY show that is not woke and just focuses on storytelling and using any cross-over characters who could be gettable. Ignore the prequels and reboots, just focus on advancing Trek into the 25th century.
Jonathan Sanchez
>Wasn't Nick Meyer offered the chance to run DIS? Just as well that he refused that turd.
He joined the production on the condition that they (CBS) would let him do a miniseries about Khan. CBS never contacted him again after they fired Fuller.
Aaron Wright
I want Star Trek Odyssey with Odyssey class from the online game.