Prime Megan Fox

13 Hours
No Pain No Gain
Transformers 1

It's still box office garbage, it's just box office garbage has got even worse

Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, The Rock and Armageddon are all great starter Bay movies.

The Island
Armageddon
Stay away from his full CGI shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=0_FHPJIhNBw

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>Movies got worse so now the bad movies of yesterday are bettet than the good movies of today
Will things ever get better?

Only The Rock and the mv for meatloaf’s “I’ll do anything for love”

all of them

Doesn't beat:
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Holy shit, Bay directed that video? Based.

Ending scene was pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=glMsrAOctdU

>prime Michael Bay
But that would be pain and gain

>>prime Megan Fox
lol wut

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Because it was fucking shit

It completely ignored was good about Transformers in the first place, and like most Bay movies, SSS-rank pussy was its only redeeming factor

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This

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It's bad, the only good part about the movies is that they made Hasbro a shit ton of money and increased the franchises clout so now we're getting kino toys.

ugh can't get over how good this movie is

Pain and Gain is great but I would say Bad Boys II is absolute prime Bay.

>Why did we hate this again?
We never did.

>It completely ignored was good about Transformers in the first place
Adult fingers unironically typed this.

I didn't hate the first Bayformers movie at all, it was a very kino and comfy film made by the CHAD BAY.

Exactly!

has a spluttering speech impeded gollywog haired yid in it ruining the entire thing.
I avoided all the films completely for that, and also because the transformers are made of spinning shrapnel instead of carefully put together sections.

The first Transformers and Texas Chainsaw (2006)

me too user

2007-2012 was a kino period.

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I literally always rated the early Transformers movies

Not only did Michael Bay not direct the TCM remake, it came out in 2003.

The first one is a masterpiece compared to the second, which is easily one of the worst movies ever released by a major studio. It's like a fucking nightmare

>It completely ignored was good about Transformers in the first place

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The fights in the second movie (I think) are pure shit.

this

I went to a midnight showing of Transformers 2 and it was one of the biggest movie related mistakes of my life. The other one is seeing The Hobbit at midnight.

didn't, just wish Bay moved on to other stuff after the first three movies but he kept getting suckered back in

Transformers 1 is unironically pure kino. Until the chinks found it and ruined the entire series.

Its a dumb summer action movie about a boy, his car, trying to get the girl relayed on a background of giant as fuck robots fighting.

>no cute female transformers

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I want to go back, I want to go back

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lol a Fred Pretty fan I see. he comes up with some weird shit

The Rock

We will never get a celeb as hot as peak Megan Fox again

No one hated the first movie.

The Rock

>Megan Fox
Toe thumbs

because Megan Fox is a fucking tranny

youtube.com/watch?v=32ZKfNfIR68

did I shatter your childhood ? ur welcome

Something went wrong around 2007

Never did , I think the first 3 are unironic kino not a fan of 4 or 5 they felt extremely Chinese pandered

>People actually complained Starscream wasn't comic relief anymore & the writers made him a retard in the sequels

Autistic fans are the worst, Starscream was actually deadly in the first movie

And it died for good in 2012. I'm starting to believe the Mayans were right.

my computer background for like a year back then

my ex had the same skirt and belt. god, how many times I just pulled down her panties and fucked her raw aaaaaaaaahhhhhh i miss that hoe

Starscream was pretty threatening in them all even bumble bee and other autobots had to hide in a smoke screen from him in the second movie

Bad Boys II

At least those movies had unabashed sex appeal. Objectifying women used to be so normal even Hollywood blockbusters did it.

Why has it become such a meme to hate based Micheal Bay?

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Transformers was just Saturday cartoons to sell toys.
And I say this as someone who watches anime.

I can't look past it Bros. I'm sorry.

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>Objectifying women used to be so normal even Hollywood blockbusters did it.
how the fuck did it all change so fast?

>It completely ignored was good about Transformers in the first place
Just because it wasn't a Beast Wars movie doesn't mean it was bad.

I have toe thumbs