Youll be tuning in for the only major sporting event left to air on television, right user?

LMAO just watch boxing. If you enjoy the wrestling your are literally a homosexual.

I'm betting on the white guy this time around.

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boxing refs are more active than the fighters, who keep hugging every 2 seconds
fuck pillowtards

He won.

Black people suck at mma 90% of the time.

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MMA """"""stars""""""""

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Is this the next trailer park sport after MMA?

Doo broinks

the living meme heemer is back

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the guy's a cheat. it was a boring fight but glad the other nigger won

>tfw mma is the only sport i watch anyway

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Why don't they wear trunks over their underwear?

This, this is why I cant watch this shit

the fighters can choose to wear trunks if they want

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What's your favorite sipp?

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What does "heem" mean?

here
everyone
enjoys
men

you are literally obsessed with gay sex and cocks
take your homo frustrations here

>stabs you in the back

homo erotic something something

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heem
everyone
even
myself

Homo Erectus Eboni Magnificente

heem sleepy = him sleepy = he is asleep = he got concussed

>spread the boomer remover
Those fighters aren't even in their 40s

BASED HEEM

JORDAN HERE IM PERMABANNED FROM /SP/ FUCK MEXICO

>*takes hard unnecessary L after arrogantly exposing head*
Good times

he got flushed by corey no chin anderson b hes fucked

Why?
MMA is no different than boxing or wrestling in how fake and safe it is.

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-lee-vs-oliveira/

based retard

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dumbfuck

why are outies so gross, anons?

What about the tp shortage? How will these warriors collide with unwiped arseholes?

>Pee misses weight
The absolute state of these cut babys

heem each (and) every mexican

>——- the point——->
>your head
Being this retarded on accident.

LowKeyLee Didn't last....

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dana confirmed khabib vs ferguson will 100% happen even if theres no audience

white women really do be looking like that though?

Injuries happen in all 3 of them.
None feel like legitimate fights.

>americans
>white

how long untill the first fight starts?

That will be so fucking kino, hearing every punch connect, tony's labored breathing in rounds 4 and 5, then tony snoring after khabib chokes him at the last minute of RD5.

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20 bings

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She's polish you fucking faggot
20 bings, see:BASED

If the fight goes longer than two rounds, Khabib will definitely fucking lose

...

>slavs
>white
Much like Americans, slav are fair skinned niggers.

Not movies, not tv show.
Report, sage, hide.

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Kek cazzie, anyway khabib promised to finish tony in the second, and when he predicts something it happens, just like in the dustin fight.

Thanks m8. Its so smooth now, bet its going to tank when the fights start though.

My money's on Khabib dude, but there's absolutely no situation where Tony is out of breath and Khabib isn't. Tony absolutely outpaces Khabib, will still get mauled though.

>fake
Ok tough guy, you train for a year and get in a match with one of those guys and see how fake it is

No, this isn't that stacked of a card. Anyway conor vs cowboy replay is on now, its funny as fuck (it was fixed), watch that.

Fuck you you Jordanian faggot get the fuck off my thread Im glad that Russian never includes you on picks

Maybe if there's no rules.
Otherwise I can just hug the other guy, or the fight will be stopped the moment someone actually lands a punch.

how much money will they make being the only game in town? they need to sell a lot of ppvs for tony/kebab

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what are you even asking? Do you want people to literally die to make it seem real enough? Lmao

Tony has exceptional cardio, above most UFC fighters, but no one doesn't get tired, if khabib doesn't tire him he will still win a decision unless he rocks him early or takes his back early, in that case he will get a finish.

If not, then don't call it fighting.

Maybe actually watch a UFC fight first before posting retarded shit

Dustin is a can with no ground game whatsoever. He still pierced Kebab hard when they were on the feet, but the guy had no brain and just gave up.

Seethe, which heemposter are you?

That's called murder; and you're totally a hardcore badass killer for wanting that, never let anyone tell you otherwise sweaty :)

MMA is the only sport that competes with divegrass when it comes to homosexuality.

Non tripfag leaf

>t. insecure faggot who cant fight

go take a jiu jitsu class, your life will improve

I didn't see it but I could guess from the announcement that Cowboy was just being fed to McGregor to reignite the latter's career.

someone post Jordan's chin