What would you do with the "click" remote

Prob just hit pause on a good day and live in someone’s beach house and just enjoy the sun and smoke tons of weed

Put it in my ass and jerk off

Put my feet up, crack open a cold one, and turn on the game.

Rape for sure

based retard

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>mfw no sports
Fuck China!

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Hit pause.live in peace

I'll fast forward to next year first.

Well, rape, of course.

Use stop to bet on sports and sabotage them, screw up people i hate, kill off every corrupt politic in my fucked up country to end the 20 year reign of thieves
If none work out, stop the time and kms thus freezing the world for eternity

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nice

get stuck in a cooming timeloop

have sex

Absolutely fondle this fucking tease at the gym and then grope the shit out of woman

people seems to forget that the romete will actually bring you to the consequences of your action towards your regrets, and ultimately bring everything to a reset. useless item for me.

What happens if I press pause and kill myself

You fuck over humanity

Slam that pussy and turn magically retarded in front of her before disappearing

Dangerously based.

I would pause time and fuck Kiki senseless and then when I’m done cooming I’d put her close back on and see her reaction of getting pumped 1000 times in 1 second.

what about gun?

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>what would you do with the "click" remote

Cancel Netflix...

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Go back in time and fuck myself in my ass

Shove it up my ass.

fart on david hasselhoff

sniff all the BRAPs I can handle, and then masturbate at 100x speed

Stop time and get a strap on to put on the milf I like at work and when time resumes she'll start pegging me

Rape

I haven't seen this movie in ages, how powerful was the remote again?

>become a pornstar
>bang some broad
>pause right as I cum
>wait a little while
>bang her while time is frozen and cum again
>and again
>and again
>until I have came an exorbitant amount
>unfreeze time
>do this all the time and become famous for my huge loads
i'd probably get hired to do parties or something

go to the blacked shootings and watch it in reverse

Once it went automatic you were basically fucked.

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why not just post the copypasta, instead of trying to pawn it off as your own faggot

Go back in time and destroy technological advancement thus making 3000 more years of realife mount and blade. But before i did that id probably rape steal and murder. Then id go back to the 20s 30s 40s 50s 60s 70s and 80s so i can listen to all the rock n roll gods, the classics like frank sinatra and just see what everything was like. Id love to wear a based suit and tie drinking champaigne with all the rich people and we would all laugh and hate poor niggers together. Then id go to 911 and holocaust to see if it was all created by jews

Don't know what your talking about

Pause and delete myself

fast forward to the moment i finally kill myself

pause and suck dudes dicks as a funny joke

it's just a prank bro haha

lol this user gets it

fuck you

God you're pathetic.

Stop time and take a shit in cute girls' pants and then watch them get confused and embarrassed for shitting themselves without even noticing it.

Shit must've been ten years or so.

I think you know what I’d do with a gun

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>rob some billionaire so that I'd have enough money to last the whole life
>put it to somewhere safe and sound and only use if something terrible happens

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>rewind to high school
>pause
>undress all the girls i used to have crushes on
>become the coomer i always wished i wasn't

holy based

This but instead i would rape every single hot high school girl on my area
The younger the better

And they said we don't live in a rape culture...