... so the he says "I drive" after like five seconds of silence

do women like getting their neck grabbed like that?

Were you more of a frosted tips guy?

By chad? Yes. By you? No.

They love it. Go to your nearest square and try it out on some hot girl right now.

>so then I post this tuxedo frog and everyone is replying BASED

kek

While its possible a MIllion anons working on a million keyboards could (in time) generate an acceptable reply to Ornella Fleury from Jonah.
Everything would be in its blind volumes. Everything: the detailed history of the future, Aeschylus' The Egyptians, the exact number of times that the waters of the Ganges have reflected the flight of a falcon, the secret and true nature of Rome, the encyclopedia Novalis would have constructed, my dreams and half-dreams at dawn on August 14, 2009, the proof of Pierre Fermat's theorem, the unwritten chapters of Edwin Drood, those same chapters translated into the language spoken by the Garamantes, the paradoxes Berkeley invented concerning Time but didn't publish, Urizen's books of iron, the premature epiphanies of Stephen Dedalus, which would be meaningless before a cycle of a thousand years, the Gnostic Gospel of Basilides, the song the sirens sang, the complete catalog of the Library, the proof of the inaccuracy of that catalog. Everything: but for every sensible reply there would be millions of meaningless cacophonies, verbal farragoes, and babblings. Everything: but all the generations of mankind could pass before the dizzying shelves—shelves that obliterate the day and on which chaos lies—ever reward them with a tolerable reply.

>So the doctor says OK, if you're really going to force me to choose, I'll choose the right-hand one, because it's bigger. He actually says 'it has significant advantage in both length and breadth' but anyway. So Aubrey says no, you fail! That's completely wrong! Because ... hahaha.... because in the Navy you must always choose THE LESSER OF TWO WEEVILS. And the Doctor doesn't think it's funny at all. Then they have a toast to the lesser of two weevils.

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Reddit meme.

>implying they can stop it

>why isn't he talking about MEEEEEEE

>implying

only good girls aka bimbos

what is this referring to?

Saw

Saw

Saw maybe?? im also wondering. i barely fucking remember Saw tho

Charles Manson

oops im late

Did you never see saw?

based

First one that's actually funny. The rest are normie piss, but having a low IQ looking chad explain an awful Master and Commander pun to a broad is an instant classic.

i did see saw, and that's what i was thinking

but doesn't he force the people to kill or suicide with a kind of blackmail/extortion

no that would be amoral and make him a criminal

>

>and the he said "but doctor, I amPagliacci", so deep
>babe, sometimes I feel likePagliacci

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Came into this thread to post something similar to this. Based user

*immoral

>so the cops,after accidentally cockblocking him,confess that they always knew that he wasn't 25,they just wanted to have fun and demonstrate that cops can be cool too. So Mclovin asks them to drag him out in front of everyone to make him look cool
>funniest shit i've ever seen

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yes I do pick Johnny Cage. how could you tell?

>cheezburger is already shilling this meme on facebook

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Not according to the facebook comments I read.

Only old roasties who have never had their neck grabbed by a young Chad would lie and say it doesn't make them wet.

jesus they're almost as dark as I am

>and then dark vader says "no luke, i am your father"

No, you see a natural 20 only puts you in critical threat range. You have to make another attack roll to see if you actually get a critical hit. If your second roll does hit then you have landed a critical hit. Then and only then can you add your extra damage. Jesus, babe, it's not that hard.

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How attractive are you?

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It depends on how attractive you are

came to post this

That thought experiment doesnt consider the fact that on a long enough timeline the retort stops mattering when the entropic heat death of the universe happens

jej

>Babe they have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. And they make him the Last Samurai!

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... and he does it for free! Can you believe that babe? works for nothing, its crazy.

Based despite D&D being shit.

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... but get this, he doesn't delete the shit threads only the ones people like. Thats the whole twist, do you see?

kek

I've never seen shitposters so rectally ravaged as the last few weeks.

what is this normie shit? why is it being spammed?

I miss drive posting. :(

fucking lol

So he goes "for you" and the other guy just like "oh fuck" ya know? And all the other guys on the plane - I mention they're on a plane? - are all like "oh shit this fucker with a mask is some serious shit" and so then this other plane....

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kek
shoulda added in "he's like this tall"

Someone made a thread yesterday or the day before that went to bump limit therefore obligating someone to repost it every single day verbatim in hopes of milking as many yous as possible

For what purpose I do not think they even know. They collect yous like a magpie collects shiny shit.

So instead of just deleting the thread, anyone that posted in it gets a 3 day nebulous ban instead! I tell you what babe there's some real losers out there

>so there's guy right who is a criminal laywer right... but he's actually a 'criminal' laywer... blew my mind babe

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>"Someone made a thread yesterday or the day before that went to bump limit therefore obligating someone to repost it every single day verbatim in hopes of milking as many yous as possible

>For what purpose I do not think they even know. They collect yous like a magpie collects shiny shit."

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lol lame bro

you just don't get it