Star.Wars.Episode.IX.The.Rise.of.Skywalker.2019.WEBRip.x264-ION10

The Last Jedi was so bad that I don't want to watch this for free.

>wasting bandwith in excremnet
like a true cuck

this

disney killed any interest i might ever have in star wars, didn't even watch that boba fett shit. If this was their plan then I guess mission accomplished.

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Watch Mando. It's good.

>*sigh* somehow sneed posting has returned

You are seriously missing nothing, it does nothing but shit on the OT, PT, and even the other 2 ST movies

Not really

holy moly. this post hit the nail on the head. i honestly dont give a fuck.

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No. No Mando, not until Favreau promises that no pozzed cancerous stories will ever be told!

Disney park is closed! I want them to suffer!

I HATE DISNEY. I HATE THEM AND ALL THEIR FILTH! I HOPE IT ALL DIES!

Someone mega or gdrive it. The torrent speeds are for shit

fuck that. i love disney. i was raised on that shit. but i sincerely have lost all interest in starwars

Imagine willingly sitting through Star Wars movies after Episode 7. If you liked any Disney Wars movies you're a brainlet.

this. i started watching it and just got a desire to rewatch revenge of the sith, the best sw movie. might hatewatch it with my dad though, hes based and redpilled af

Is a 4k version out yet?

i skipped through the cam leak its one giant autism shitfest with something new forced on the screen every 30 seconds

Disney hasn't been Our Disney in a long long time!

extras are out too

those docs are always interesting

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Waiting for Plinkett review.

this was so fucking retarded
disney invented "force bullshit"

I feel ya'

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Don't tell me how to live my life

only good thing is this is the end of all the shit

Nah.
Disney still didn't get the money from Star Wars purchase back.
They will probably fire everyone and start anew with people who made Mandalorian and Kevin Feige.

FPBP. RIP Star Wars.

*sigh* Somehow someone actually downloads this shit.

they're going to look at the success of the Mandalorian and kill it with diversity hires and executive meddling and wonder where it all went wrong.

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>>tfw I don't even have a desire to watch this for free
Same
As excellent as mando is I just don't care
Tlj broke me and despite ro and solo being somewhat/how not as bad I just don't give a fuck.

Only the cam rip is worth it
Seriously the pinata elevates the action, you can't hate that cute lil guy

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even if you paid me to watch this, I'd call in sick.

If the guy who made the defeminized cut reuploads this I'll watch it. He got a solid 45 mins out of the last otherwise unwatchable starwars movie.

Eh I'll wait for based Yify.

Any sort of drinking game available to make this tolerable?

lol faggot

I didn't watch the previous movie either.

same. i watched the shitty chinese camrip and once was enough.

>As excellent as mando is

its not it just not full on nuwars levels of bad

Cool. Thanks. Not gonna waste my bandwidth though.

>gets paid hundreds of millions to sell star wars to (((Disney)))
>their movies are so shit, they the prequels look like the second coming of Christ
>they come crawling back, covered in mud, begging /our guy/ to fix their mess
George Lucas is a true genius, playing 4D-Chess

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George is a fantastic ideas guy and his lack in input in the sequels was noticeable. The idea star wars film would have George planning it and a good writer writing it.

let me add
>marries a good looking negress and only biological child is a mutt girl so disney can never play the racism card

>>As excellent as mando is
>its not it just not full on nuwars levels of bad
Star wars had been bad for 25+ years now and arguably since the Christmas special
S2+ is gonna suck
S1 already had hints of it
I still have no desire to ever watch tlj again or ever watch rise of sky wanker

this

it's outright beautiful to look at but so SOULLESS

It's not his child. George has always been sterile, she was too old to carry a child/didnt want to.

Rise of Skywalker has a few moments that have soul, but they dumb shit in it is so egregiously bad it drags the whole movie down.

Its desperation to walk back TLJ makes JJ look insecure, not confident

They used a sperm donor.
George is either sterile or for some other reason doesn't want to have a biological child.
I think it's the second option, because there's no chance there exists a kind of infertility that 4 billion dollars cannot treat.

It's Melody's biological child made from her frozen eggs, but the sperm came from a donor and the pregnancy was carried by a surrogate.

I cannot think of any moments in the film that have soul.

the end credits

Pretty much this.

>Kylo kicking Rey's ass and then she backstabs him (this whole sequence is amazing pottery with Revenge of the Sith)
>Han and Ben on the bridge
>Luke's final lesson and showing Leia's Jedi training
>Sheev antics
>Rey and Ben lock eyes through space and time, and Rey hands off the Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber to Ben Solo, Jedi Knight, who is now worthy of wielding his grandfather's sword

It's a dumb movie that gets a lot wrong but it's not devoid of good stuff. But oh yeah i forgot DISNEY BAD niggers kikes feminism Mary Sue SJWs!

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